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 "Excite
- Congratulations, You Now Own a Classic Car"
I'm amazed that the US Car Theft Database actually goes as far back
as the late 60s. 
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| "Ananova
- Shatner Sells Kidney Stone" Oh god. GoldenPalace.com
is crazy.
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| "BBCnews
- Water Bike Death was Accidental" This must
be one of these freak occurances; I cant see how a 'Water bike' accident
can be fatal... (Water bikes, are just like regular bicycles, except
they have big huge pontoons on the sides, and you cant get up to any
decent speed on these things either..) Maybe this was a murder, and
not an accident?
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| "Ananova
- Fisherman Spark Bomb Alert" hrmm well atleast
we know its not a Nuke since the lightest nukes start at 700lbs..
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| "TodayOnline
- Like a Virgin, Thanks to Revirginization"
*snicker* So much for titty jobs.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Atlanta.Craigslist
- Looking for $50 OutCall" oh god. this is
not work safe. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "USAToday
- Fish Head With Two Mouths Head to Harvard"
Followup: Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "CompFused
- Wonderful Block Tower" Bhahaha, I saw this
coming a mile away.
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| "Excite
- New Orleans May Sorry for 'Chocolate City' Remark" What
the fuck is this racist trying to do... See these are the kinda people
who I hate the most... Racists who get scared when the world finds out
their views, then they back pedal trying to say "Oh I was just
kidding..." I'd respect this guy if he came back saying "OH
YEAH I HATE WHITEY! WE NEED TO SCARE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE OUT OF NEW
ORLEANS", simply for sticking to his ideals.. but no.. this guy
is a complete pussy.
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| "ABCNews
- Couple in Wendy's Case to be Sentenced" Followup:
Looks like those bastards who planted the human finger in the Chili
will be going to jail.. Grifting bastards..
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| "eBay
- Corvette Pickup" Oh god, this is so hideous.
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| "YouTube
- The Simpsons Unplugged" heh, for all you
chimpsons nuts out there.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "DivorceKevin.com"
bhahaha, its so true, Britney went from teenage slut, to gross redneck
hick in under a year.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "PBS.org
- Name that Game" wow im horrible at this..
maybe its because im slowly going deaf... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| Ok,
for my long time readers, you'll know what January 19th is.. its SEX
DAY! which means you have to plow your gf/bf/etcf; in celebration of
sex day (as if you really needed a good reason). Oh and if you dont
have a gf/bf, then you've got 24hours to find a healthy substitute... .cre
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| "Aftenposten
- Employers Fight Six-Hour Day" if Norway switches
to a 6hour work day, im hopping on the first plane over there.. cuz
I work way too much as it is..
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| "Video.Google
- Red Alert 2 Spoof" *snicker*
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| "VGCats
- Bea Jay" *snicker* kirby got herpes from
the hooker..
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| "MyScienceProject
- How Many Condoms At Once?" Yeah, this is
taking 'Double Bagging it' to a new level.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "SouthBendTribune
- Tweens Buying 'Secret' Lingerie" well, it
never hurts to get girls buying lingerie at a young age... but 11....
come on.... they're still playing with My Little Pony's and shit... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Ananova
- Chinese Eunuch May Have Beaten Columbus" even,
if this guy did beat columbus to the Americas.. You can be damn sure
that no american textbook will reflect that.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Video.Google
- iPod Nano - Halflife" Durr.. this cant be
real....
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| "BBCNews
- 'DoomsDay' Seed Bank to be Built" durr. ok,
so lets just pretend that we had a nuclear winter, and everyone was
killed except for a few thousand people.. How on earth would these people
manage to make it all the way up to the top of arctic norway, dig through
a metre of concrete (or manage to get through the 2 super secure airlock
doors, to get into the seed bank? Dont get me wrong, seed banks are
a great idea, but how the hell are people supposed to use it when they
need them?
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| "BusinessWeek
- How Apple Could Mess Up, Again" Oh god. apple
is still trying to alienate PC Users, even though its adopting the x86
instruction set.. What a bunch of Facist hippies..
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| "Joystiq
- Mortal Kombat Armageddon To Feature Every Kombatant, Ever"
*drool* i wonder if they'll have every revision of each combatant, like,
SubZero from MK1 and Mk2 were different (moves/combos/etc).
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"TravelMate
Urinary Devices" this just sounds gross..Most TravelMate users find as they pull the TravelMate forward, the cradle tip “wipes” off residual urine, eliminating the need for toilet paper— real nice when traveling away from home in areas where none can be found!Sent in by: C.C.
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| "NESBuckle.com"
hehe i think i've posted pictures of this before, but now it appears
you can buy them.. God damn these guys rule.. Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "Video.Google
- Ali G - Science" *snicker* Ali G Rules.. Sent in by: DustyDustin
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| "TheGreenHead
- Lego, Life Size Han Solo, Frozen in Carbonite"
and i bet all the StarWars fan boys are beating off onto their old lego
sets, trying to copy this.
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| "Ananova
- French Have Largest Members" For some reason,
I doubt this, If the French had a big wang you'd think they wouldn't
roll over and surrender whenever the going gets mild.. Although, this
does explain why Korea has never designed a car worth owning; as penile
length has a great impact on the kinda car you want to own/drive.
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| "KiroTV
- Valet Girls to Park Cars in Bikini's, Lingerie"
this is a genius idea..
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| "BBCNews
- Jogging Your Way to Saggy Breasts" This is
something we should all be concerned about..
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| "Video.Google
- Womens Car Insurance" *snicker* I'm sure
this is gonna piss off alot of women out there :) Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "SMH.com.au
- Nudity Invalidates Marriage" Uhm, this law
would definately make having sex very difficult.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "GuComics
- Uwe Boll" ha! Looks like just about everyone
hates Uwe Boll Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Naimark
- Camera Zapper" I've recently started doing
some work for a Security Company that sells cameras, and apparently
this kinda stuff pisses off Security professionals world wide heh
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| "BBCNews
- IT Stresses 'Driving UK to Drink'" Yeah....
I'm waiting for my IT job to be declared a hazardous environment, so
I can get hazard pay..
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| "IllWillPress
- Hatta's Rant" *snicker*
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| "AZCentral
- Teen Says Aunt Made her into a 'Sex Slave'"
Jesus! What wrong with Winnipeg~?~?~
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| "Wired
- This Pogo Stick's for Adults Only" What in
the funk?! this is a creepy toy.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Yahoo
- Early Man Was Hunted By Birds" Yeah.. Right..
they find one skull with a bird peck in it; and all of a sudden we were
hunted by birds... You know, birds are scavengers... and often feed
on dead corpses... so finding bird pecks on a bone shouldnt be that
unusual.. Sent in by: doom^
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Se7evn Recut" lol, these are getting better
and better.. Sent in by: d3nt
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| "CBS2
- Photo of One-Eyed-Cat, Said to be Legit"
Boo! Cyclops cat died :(
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| "CNN
- Analysts Predict $500 Price Tag for PlayStation 3" Jesus!
So much for Sony being the cheaper Console.. either way xbox is gonna
take the market share.
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| "Ananova
- £24,000 Fine for Internet Sex Tape of Ex"
ha! Think twice before posting pics/vids of ex-gf's, cuz these fines
could get expensive..
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| "Shampoon
- Furby in a Microwave" *snicker*
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| "Civanon.org
- Civilization Anonymous" bhaha! For Civilization
Addicts. I know a few guys who've been trying to sucker me into their
Civilization underground.. I think i'll pass.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "RagTotes.com"
What in the funk?!?! Sent in by: TomK
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| "RickMercer.Blogspot.com
- Conservative Cabinet Revealed" You know,
i've never been a big fan of Rick Mercer.. He tries too hard to be 'in
your face'.. but this is kinda funny Sent in by: Re/Module
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