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 "TimesOnline
- Blunder Left Trail of Lethal Radation" Durr..
now this is bad news for everyone in Britian, how many times do you
think this happened in the past, and no-one noticed? Privatizing nuclear
waste disposal may not be that good of an idea.. 
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| "Music.Yahoo
- Scott Stapp Gets Married, Arrested" incase
anyone cares; i think i'm becoming hateful towards modern day rock stars..
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| "You
Tube - Multi-Input Touch Screen" this is the
coolest thing i've ever seen..
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| "ABCLocal
- Woman Shows up an Police Station with $3 to Buy Pot"
What in the funk? how dumb does one have to be to try this?
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| "BBCNews
- Exotic Crabs in Waterway Invasion" Looks
like the brits have a bad case of Chinese crabs :) Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Arseiam
- Flick-a-High" bahahah 'Copyright 1980' oh
the 80s.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "News.com
- Furby Goes Godzilla" hrmm, i cant tell if
this is cool, or completely gay.. Sent in by: Uri
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| "BreitBart
- Willie Nelso Releases Gay Cowboy Song" dear
lord... Willie Nelson has gone brokeback..
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| "JustLinux
- A Grub Menu Booting 100+ Operating System"
These guys are nuts; dont get me wrong, in my free time, i do some pretty
geeky stuff sometimes.. But usually it has a purpose, its not a "Hay
no ones done this before, lets do it..."
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| "VGCats
- Pacman" *snicker*
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| "LittleMidgets
- Owned Hard By a Horse" and this is why journalists
are not allowed on racetracks anymore..
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| "EuroGamer
- Uwe Boll Bites Back" oh god. Uwe Boll is
such a complete failure. Nothing like alienating your demographic :) Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "Fat-Pie
- A Valentines Message" bhahah! awesome.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "EnGadget
- Taser Electrifying New XREP Shotgun Fired Projectile"
uh ohs! and angry mobs around north america are trembling with fear..
but think about it, if you got hit with a C-Cell battery, doing 800ft/s
you'd think that would be enough to make you stop whatever you were
doing in the first place.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Ha!
Well, apparently im completely inept when it comes to locating pictures
of rare spiders, cuz a bunch of my readers decided to 'show me how its
done' and sent in a bunch of pics and links of assassin spiders.. Here
it is, in all its gross glory. "CNN-Strange
New Assassin Spiders Found" (Thanks adam!), "CalacAcademy
- Tiny Assassins" (Thanks Strangebrew). For all of you
who sent in pics, thanks! but i wont be sharing those, since i have
no place to put them :) but seriously, these spiders are creepy motherfuckers. .cre
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| "Compfused
- Tunnel Mishaps" Uhm I assume that this tunnel
is in Europe somewhere; since all the cars have funny lookin license
plates. But take a look, and notice how many of these crashing cars
are actually applying their brakes as they crash, practically none of
them..
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| "NewScientist
- Space-Elevator Tether Climbs a Mile High"
hrmm, i always wondered how they'd manage to do this. But i guess with
enough balloons almost anything is possible.
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| "ABCnews
- Cheerleader's Dream Turns Tragic" Oh shi.
You know, I'd hope that if I was a cheerleader, and my coach asked me
to do a double flip, and I knew the spotters were drooling pot heads,
I'd be all "No, fuck you asshole!, get some real spotters..."
instead of doing the flips, falling, crashing, and breaking your spine,
sure its tragic, and its likely the fault of the coach, but come on..
wheres the common sense?
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| "YouTube
- Ketchup Handjob" OH MY CHRIST THIS IS THE
FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY! it may not be worksafe, since it shows
a fake penis.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "CNN
- Bodies of Fetuses, Newborns Clog Harare's Sewers"
jesus christ, am i the only one who's shocked by this? Seriously how
fucked up does a country have to be, to have their sewers overflowing
with aborted children? Sent in by: C.C.
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| "AbeVigoda.com
- Is Alive!" what what what?! Sent in by: Stu
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Moon Walking Manakin" *snicker* this bird
rules..
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| "SciFi.com
- Babylon 5 Star (G'Kar) Dies" RIP Andreas
Katsulas
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| "Ananova
- Woman Didn't Know she'd Been Shot" Yup, we
Canadians are tough.. so tough, that we can get shot while at a nightclub,
and not even notice..
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| "Compfused
- F15 Mid-Air Collision" I bet this pilot just
about shit his pants when he collided.
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| "www.nacholibre.com/trailer/nl_large.mov"
oh god. jack black rules. this is gonna be hilarious! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Pandora.com
- Find the Music You Love" OOoOoooO Now this
is interesting. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Google.Video
- Rusty, the Narcoleptic Dog" i know this shouldnt
be funny. but it is :) Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "WBIR
- Tennessee 'Crack Tax' Brings in Nearly $2 Million in First Year"
did i post this already? if i didnt.. WTF?!?
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| "Ananova
- Girl, 12, Proves Toilet Water Cleaner then Ice" *snicker*
mental note. When eating at fast food restaurants, drink from the toilets
to keep yourself healthy.
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| "MercuryNews
- Xbox360 Shortage Linked to Memory Chip" So
Germany is to blame for the xbox360 shortages.. Blasted Germans..
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| "IntermaWeb
- Worlds Longest Poop" Jesus! Who knew that
the human colon was 26ft long..
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| "Abe
Vigoda is Dead" Rip :( Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Guardian
- US Serial Number Gives Clues to Mystery of Alien in the Attic"
wait, this dude found a possible *real* alien baby in his attic, and
they havnt removed it from the jar to run tests on it yet? Sent in by: Brill
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| "Yahoo
- Proud Owner Saves Giant Rabbit From the Pot"
Followup: Damn thats a big bunny. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "RMX
Clothes - Skeet Shirts" *snicker*
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| "ABCnews
- Scientists Discover New Assassin Spiders" How
come I've never heard of these Assassin Spiders before? Hrmm apparently
these Assassin spiders are so stealthy, that not even google has a picture
of one.. Google Fails.
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| "MSNBC
- NetFlix Renters Sent to Back of the Line"
I was thinking about getting a subscription to Netflix (or a copy-cat),
but after reading this article, they can all kiss my ass.
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| "Ananova
- Pencil in Penis Backfires" oh god, this is
making me wince... Why on earth would someone think this is a good idea?
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| "Video.Google
- Black Metal" this has to be a joke Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "Yahoo
- Two Held in Curious George Author's Death"
you know, i often wonder why people in mug shots, look like complete
morons.. the police must wait until they've accrued an awesome case
of bed-head in jail, and then take their pic while they look their worst.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "SFGate
- Male Call - Tips for Getting Over 'Brokeback' Hump"
heh, the title of the article rules, but the best part is, it doesnt
overshadow the humor of the article.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Gay Rights Win in Warcraft World" OH NOS!
GAYMURS ARE TAKING OVER THE VIRTUAL WORLD! Its funny, cuz a buddy of
mine, loves WoW, and I've been thinking that he could be gay.. Now its
official.. He likes WoW, and gay people love Wow.. its confirmed, he's
gay.
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| "Excite
- Cheney Accidently Shoots Hunting Companion"
Does anyone else find this ironic? In a country that's being told that
they need more gun/people control by their government, has that same
government firing off shotguns irresponsibly. USA! USA!
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| "SMH
- Apple Faces Up to iMac Flaws" Durr... This
just goes to show you, that Apple can't get anything right.
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| "EnGadget
- The MSN TV Linux Cluster" Ha! This dude is
my new hero.
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| "DevilDucky
- Kid Beyond BeatBoxer" k, this guy is my new
hero.. Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "CNN
- Too Big To Hang, Killer Dies in Prison" i
thought that once you're incarcerated, that you lose all your civil
liberties? If this dude is too fat, move him to texas, and roast his
ass in the chair.. My question is, how is someone like this maintain
that wieght in prison? Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "Video.Google
- Emo Sucks" modern music is such a mockery. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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