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March 14th
"SomethingAwful - Lets Draw Retarted Dragons" *snicker*

"Local6 - Flashing Man Killed After Kicked Out of Car" bhaha! i'd do exactly the same thing.. If one of my buddy's was pullin his pants down and floppin his cock around, his ass would be ejected..

"ABC.net.au - Waiter, Waiter, Theres a Penis in my HotPot" theres just something so wrong about eating an animals penis... Just think about where its been..

"RobLovelett - Karnoff" hrmm yet another bizarre flash movie. sound is pretty much required on this one..

"MetaPhilm - Fight Club" wow, i never though of this; its an interesting analization of Fightclub, where 'Jack' is Calvin and Hobbes Character..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Geekbase - Squirrel Problem" heh black bears are awesome..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"LiveScience - Funeral Homes Sold Body Parts in 'Ghastly' Case" Jesus fuck! whats wrong with these people?!
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
 
March 13th
"ArsTechnica - IBM Breaks Speed Records with New Version of File System" Drool... i wonder if i can sign up for a copy of this GPFS, cuz i would love to see how this thing works.

"VideoSift - Scanjet Plays Fur Elise" sound required.. This is what you get when you find a geek with no other hobbies and a broken scanner..

"ESPN - Minor League Team's Doughnut Burger" oh my god, i think im gonna puke.

"YouTub - Twinkle Star" what the funk?!

"FoxNews - Man Makes Condom Garden" Ewww. making a garden out of used condoms?
Sent in by: Wolf-
"EJBdotcom.net - More Boob Bouncing" this girl does have some talents, but clearly holding her booze is not one of them..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Parm.net - Web 2.0 - Collaborative Masturbation Network" *snicker* curvy edges...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
March 12th
"Gizmag - US300$ box Adds Three Screens to Desktops and Laptops" Whoa! This is the coolest thing to come from Matrox since the Millennium 2

"24dash - Yob 'Fed Zoo Rabbit to Alligators'" omg this kid is hilarious.. "These alligators look hungry...." so he goes and grabs a furry rodent from another habitat, and tosses it into the alligator pit.. awesome.. simply awesome..

"Planet Vids - Sweden Rally Car Crash" hah. I bet It seemed like a good idea, to kick out the windshield... but I bet they'll never do it again on a snow course :)

"Solar Death Ray.com" hehe any Mythbusters fan out there has seen this done on a much bigger scale, but its still impressive what can be done on a particularlly sunny day..
Sent in by: Brill
"CBC.Ca - Winning Tim Hortons Cup Sparks Bitter Row" mother fuckers... i've bought dozens of coffee's and i havnt won shit... I swear, if Tim Horton was still alive, i'd have to kick him in the pants for disrespecting me so..
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
"1Up - EA Downloader Snafu Drops Battlefield 2 Expansion Early" NEWSFLASH: EA sucks..
Sent in by: Usteppin
 
March 11th
"CNN - Hybrids: Save Gas, Lose Money" Ha! I knew it! Hybrids are good for the environment, but bad for your pocket books, this is why I didn't buy the Hybrid Escape, simply because I knew that the fuel savings wouldn't amount to jack compared to the purchase price increase.

"YouTube - The Amazing Wall Climbing Robot" Holy Shnikies.. these are pretty badass, why is NASA spending so much money on building rolling rovers, when clearly other companies are making so much cooler robots.

"BBCNews - Furry 'Lobster' Found in Pacific" Whoa! This is one hip lobster. This may be the fashion police of the deep; its got arm-warmers for Christ sakes..

"Ill Will Press - Tech Support 3" *snicker*

"YouTube - Peter Griffin Does the Top 10 on Letterman" ...Dick Bush...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Weebls-Stuff - Ultimate Showdown" i think i've posted this before, but it still rocks! simply cuz it totally reminds of 'They Might Be Giants'. Sound Required
Sent in by: Brill
"CTV.ca - NASA Spacecraft Finds Water on Saturns Moon" i'm telling ya, NASA is getting really good at securing funding when it needs it the most... After finding water on Saturn's Moon, they'll surely be getting another 150billion dollars to build a probe and send it over there..
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
 
March 10th
"PlanetVids - Amazing Coin Flip Trick" i think i posted this already, but its still pretty cool. too bad thats not what skin looks like when its cut deep...

"Disloyal.org - reallifesimpsons.html" god this looks gay..

"CNN - Resort Let the BedBugs Bite" 20 million dollars for 500 bed bug bites... Where is this resort? do they have a designated BedBug Room? cuz i could use 20 million bucks..

"YouTube - Walker, Brokeback Ranger" i only watch movies, that star Chuck Norris..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"BBCNews - Canada Backs Sikh Dagger Rights" what happened to keeping school a religious free zone? Dont get me wrong, when i was in grade school, we used to say the lords prayer every morning.. Frankly this sorta thing should not be allowed in school. I think getting into school's should be ruled by the same rules as getting onto an airplane. You have to take off your shoes, drop all change out of your pockets, and have everything inspected for weapons. having Sikh's carrying Kirpans to school, is just begging for other kids to start carrying their own 'religious' knives...
Sent in by: Carny
"Mothers35plus - Placenta Etiquette, Placenta Recipes" uh, this is the most disgusting things i've read all week..
Sent in by: C.C.
 
March 9th
"Plastic Assets.com - Invest in Your Breasts" bhah now this is a gimmick that I'll be glad to promote.

"eWeek - Data Centers Give Intel Static over Electric Bills" Yeah, people don't realize how much power a rack of servers gobbles up, until they start paying for the electricity :).

"Independent.co.uk - Tall Tales and Fast Cars Add to Mystery of LA Ferrari Wipeout" This web of lies is quickly unfolding.

"White Ninja - Fit as a Fiddle" heh, ok its been a little while since I've giggled at a White Ninja Comic, but I feel this one is a fitting turnaround. Long live the funny white ninja

"StreetFire - Dumping Your Girlfriend" I bet this guy will never live this down..
Sent in by: Sain
"NYDaily - His Brother Admits Jacko's 'Thing For Young Children'" Yup, maybe michael jackson should buy an island, and become a recluse on it..
Sent in by: Doom^
"Skoopy - Best Essay Ever" bhahahah! this is great!
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
March 8th
"C|Net - Origami Folding at MIT" Holy Crap! this looks amazing. i've never seen such a fine piece of origami in my entire life..

"YouTube - Speed Bumps in Dubai - Flying Gallardo" bhaha! Owned.

"Arstechnica - Is the GDrive Google's Next Big Thing" Durr, as much as I like google, and there "Don't Be Evil" ethic, I still wouldn't trust them with any of my data. Infact I don't even really use my Gmail account anymore.. either way, this is certainly a promising idea.

"Wired - Actor Tries to Trademark 'N' Word" what the crap?!?

"Video.Google - Tool Pushit - Maynard Fight Fan" now, thats focus, to judo flip an over zealous fan, and to continue singing the song, without missing a beat..
Sent in by: Doom^
"Break - Toy Story vs. Requiem for a Dream" oh my god, this rules...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"YouTube - Here Comes Dr. Tran" *snicker*
Sent in by: `Fluke