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 "CNN
- A Record 500 Ft of All You Can Eat" oh god.
America just got fatter. 
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| "BBCNews
- Dutchman Builds Modern Noah's Ark" Hrmm.
You'd think that if this guy was going through all the trouble he'd
make it to the right size, and not a 1:5 scale..
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| "CBS2
- Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked to Enlist as a Marine"
*snicker* One of the Few and the Proud/old.
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| "Compfused
- Real Life Transformer" Whoa! Now this is
the toy that every boy wants for xmas.
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| "VEOH
- The Greatest of Missed Soccer Goals" wow,
these guys are no good at this game.. Sent in by: h8tred
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| "Reuters
- Hotel Charges Guests By The Pound" Leave
it to the Europeans to alienate the americans :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Pong.Flash-gear.com
- Massively Mulitplayer Pong" didnt i already
post this?: Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Virtual
Appliances - Products" Now heres a good idea,
instead of running a bunch of individual services on a single server
that can crash and force a reboot on said server, run a serial of virtual
machines on a bigger server, so that if something does go horribly wrong,
you can just restart the single service virtual server, and poof, its
back up and running.
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| "BBCNews
- Ancient Skull Found in Ethiopia" This is
what I don't understand about paleontologists, they say "oh we
found this skull that we think is from the 'missing link', so we'll
tell the whole world that it is from a 'missing link' without running
any tests on it..." I guaranty that when they do run tests, they'll
find that its from some rare kind of land-dwelling monkey or something.
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| "YouTube
- President Bush's Nephew Interviewed in Iraq"
Clearly this is some kind of joke...
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| "Positive
Love.com" this is both a good thing, and a
bad thing, i cant quite decide.. But oddly enough, there are some fairly
hot bitches found in these pages.. (just do a search *with photos only*). Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Reuters
- China Crushes Fake Cigarettes into Medicine" mmm
you can really taste the woodchips.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "That
Video Site - m67 Grenade vs. Washing Machine" i
guess this is what they do for fun over in iraq... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "NewScientist
- Rolling.mpeg" what the?! is this a squid,
'walking' along the bottom of the ocean? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "LeftlaneNews
- Forget the Spinners, Pimp Rims go High-Tech"
Whoa! LED RIMS BITCHEZ~
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| "Stupid
Videos - Bungee Jumpin" Yeah, you'd think this
fatass would be smart enough to tie his bungee to a stronger branch..
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| "Canada
- SUV Swallowed by City Street Sinkhole" holy
crap, and I thought the potholes in Toronto streets were bad.. Clearly
Newyork wins!
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| "NetscapeNews
- Sheen Claims 9/11 Conspiracy Theory" Charlie
Sheen Conspiracy.. i think so... Sent in by: RobertC
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| "CNN
- I Just Killed A Kid" i'm tellin ya, Ohio
is one of those 'crazy states' Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Break
- World of Warcraft Korn Video" *snicker* clearly
people who play World of Warcraft have too much time on their hands...
(incase it wasnt obvious enough) Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "Arellanes
- Saddam DJ.jpg" photo shop rules.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Cannabis.net
- Web Life" i think the spider on LSD made
the best web..
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| "Monster
- Playboy Project Manager" *apply* *apply*
*apply* *apply* *apply*
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| "Consumer
Affairs - Vonage 911 Caller Put on Hold While House Burns Down"
Oh Shi... looks like someone finally found the lynch-pin
on this VoIP boom; clearly when you need help from a 911 operator, Vonage
may not be the 'answer'.
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| "Heavy
- KungFuax" heh, some of these rule.. Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "YouTube
- BattleField 2142 Trailer" durrr.. i thought
Unreal had ruined the Futuristic FPS shooters for me, but this looks
cool. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Sumeetjain
- No Pants Subway Ride" *snicker* i cant believe
they would stop the train over stuff like that. while whistling the
national anthem.. owned. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Independent.co.uk
- Insurgent Doctor Kille Dozens of Soldiers" i
just dont know what to say.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "eBay.co.uk
- Pre-owned Apache AH64 A" Just incase anyone
wanted their own apache helicopter.
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| "Engadget
- Sony Confirms PS3 Controller Redesign" Yup,
this just shows how far away that the PS3 really is from release.
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| "EuroGamer
- Loken on BloodRayne Film Issues" hah! Yeah,
I've seen it, its horrible.. Random misplaced sex scenes, and poorly
written dialog plague the film, infact, calling this a 'film' doesn't
do justice to regular 'films'. This is more like an hour long commercial
for a product that no one wants to buy.
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| "CNN
- South Park Kills off 'Chef'" Must locate
and download this episode......
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Now You Can Pay Rent By Having Sex" Holy
shit! if this works, i'm so following these guys footsteps.. "Want
Free Rent? Move in with me, Requirements: My have sexy lesbian/bi female
friends, who would be willing to chug wang, and speak in tongues while
rubbing salsa on each other... Serious inquiries only..." (i'm
just kidding... about the speaking in tongues part....) Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- This Guy Loves His Dell" bhahaha Sent in by: Sparky
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| "Wimp
- Horse Rectum" I'm tellin ya, Joe Rogan loves
making these semi-hot bitches do naughty naughty stuff.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Ill
Will Press - CDs" *snicker* foamy rules.
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| "Ananova
- Asthmatic Toddler, has Screw in Lung" Wow,
I sense a lawsuit.. You'd think that after some of the asthma treatments
didn't work, they would have done a chest x-ray right away.. guess not.
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| "Wimp
- Fake Door" Practical jokes from the 70s are
still funny
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| "SMK
Software - Pocket XCOM-Ufo" OMG! I may just
break out my old ipaq and play this whiznits. I loved the old xcom,
it was one of the best strategy games ever made (also one of the hardest
to beat).
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| "Video.Google
- Redneck Rollercoaster" what the hell?! Sent in by: Tristan
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| "totallycrap.com
- ultimate_cat_fight" heh, i dunno why, but
this made me giggle a little.. Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "TampaBays10
- Lamb Born with Extra Set of Legs" Whoa! A
six legged lamb. I wonder if they'll all work?
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| "BBCNews
- Upwardly Gothic" I hate to contradict this
article, but 90% of Goths are completely useless as humans; they can
barely function on even the most basic level.. Most of them (that I
know) are nearly brain dead thanks to modern drugs, and the ones that
arnt, have pierced their body so many times, their sexual organs cant
really be distinguished anymore.
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| "CNN
- Cat Plunges 80ft, and Lives" clearly the
propeller tail used for balancing was very important for the cats survival.
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| "Ananova
- Woman Who Cut Off Hubby's Penis Walks Free" Jesus!
What sort of president are they trying to set with this? Letting a confirmed
genital butcher off scott-free? What is this world coming too?
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| "Discovery.com
- Radio Control Robotic Shark" Whoa! now this
would be cool Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "Yahoo
- Man Hits His Own Car, Then Sues Himself" ha!
if this guy gets away with this, i can see ever licensed city worker
backing into their own cars, and filing insurance claims. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "BBCNews
- Google Ordered to Hand Over Data" You know,
you dont hear about this stuff all the time, its so seldom that a company
stands up to the US Government; and tells them to shove it up their
smelly goat ass.. Sent in by: BobC
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| "DeviceForge
- Worlds First Completely Transparent IC" Whoa!
Solar cells alone would see such a huge improvement in efficiency with
a setup like these, that it just seems to make sense.
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| "CNN
- Bill Gates Mocks MIT's 100$ Laptop" looks
like Bill is getting a little angry with his cheaply built rivals.
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| "Video.Google
- Google Promo - My New Roommate" what the
hell is this?
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| "MSNBC
- Another Two Seasons for 'The Simpsons" I'm
not sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. Its been awhile since
I've really laughed hard at a simpsons episode.
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| "WebSudoku.com"
will this crappy numbers game not go away? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Silvio Berlusconi" BHAHAHA! Oh my god, you
dont see this everyday.. One of the richest men on the planet, doing
"teh assrape" to a parking enforcement officer.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Entensity.net
- Austin St.John, Now, and Then" oh god, this
cant be real... the Red Power Ranger is now doing porno? oh god. this
is too hilarious to be true. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Leia's
Metal Bikini" I bet starwars freaks all around
the world are spankin it over these girls.
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| "Wimp
- Wheel of Family Guy" *snicker* Batman symbol...
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| "YouTube
- Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama" these people
in alabama have lost their minds..
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| "Ananova
- Cryonics Founders Cremated" Well, I think
I can hear their stock prices crash; this would be like Henry Ford the
first, saying that their cars are the safest, and then getting into
one of them, and having it spontaneously combust; killing him.
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| "Video.Google
- The Origins of Hardcore Dancing" hhe, this
kid rules Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "koji-honpo.co.jp
- eye_talk_300" what the hell?? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
39 Dollar Experiement.com" Now this is an interesting
idea, just mailing companies, asking for free stuff.. i'm pretty surprized
by this guys outcome, Especially from Mercedes Benz, "GIVE ME THIS.."
and then they give him whatever he wanted.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Planet
Vids - Bad Roof Jump" I guess some people are
missing that little voice that says "This is a bad idea" in
their heads..
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| "Ananova
- Tornado Carried Teen 1,300ft" heh, god hates
trailer parks.
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| "BBCNews
- Mexico Discovers 'Huge' Oil Field" OooOo
could Mexico dethrone Hugo Chavez as the Latin Oil King?
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| "www.voltronforce.com
- costume" hahah! This is awesome! Voltron
for president.
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| "Progressive
Boink - 25 of My Favorite Memories" i have
long since forgotten sesame street.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "MakeZine
- Light Up Animated Pac-man Bicycle Wheels" damn,
forget spinnah's this shit is fo' real gangstahs! Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "TheAge
- Beer on Call" if only this could happen to
me.. Sent in by: Kayvan
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