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 "BBCNews
- Man Took 40,000 Ecstacy Tablets over his Life" Yeah,
and now he has memory problems... big surprise; every raver I've ever
known has been a fluffy-brained moron, unable to carry on a single conversation
that didn't revolve around GI-Joe or drugs. But don't get me wrong,
even I dive into an aggressive conversation about how destro never gave
cobra commander a real chance to take over the world, but my life doesn't
revolve around that conversation. 
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| "Ctrl
Alt Del - Online.com - Tomb Raider Comic" haha,
awesome.
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| "Digg
- TigerDirect and OnRebate scam" Oh shi...
I just filed for the 70$ rebate for the 19" monitor I got for my
parents.....
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| "Lickable
- Breyers Icecreme" This is the most wrong
thing i've seen all month (although it is only the 7th)
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| "Break.com
- Beatles Juggler" this dude is crazy.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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"CNN
- Exploding Paperweight Costs Teacher His Hand"
k, i know this shouldnt be funny.. but i gotta pastesaq this..i can
only imagine what the look on his face was, after the shell exploded..
*BZZZZZZ* *THUMP* *BOOOM* A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.Sent in by: ShadyMuz
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| "Yahoo
- DHS Official Charged in Online Seduction" the
american government is just riddled with scandals these days.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TheRegister
- Bush Preps Historic Third Term" heh this
has gotta be more april fools fallout..
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| "NewScientist
- Mar's Rovers Broken Wheel is Beyond Repair"
I'm honestly amazed that this thing is still driving around up there;
if only American car engineers could take a page from NASA's build team's
book, and build something that wont fall apart and explode at the first
sign of trouble.
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| "StupidVideos
- Vertical Car Crash" Holy shitballs.
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| "AOL.Com
- Uwe Boll Secures Rights to StarCraft Movie Trilogy"
OH DEAR GOD NO!!!
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| "YouTube
- Car in the Subway" Durr, this dude is clearly
insane.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "FoxNews
- Hallmark's Hall of Shame" bhahah! some of
these are great! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Yahoo
- Indian Director Hopes to Cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa"
bhahah! Oh yes. what a mockery pop culture has become. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "SnakeBurger.ytmnsfw.com"
i dont get it..
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| "White
Ninja - Mittens" white ninja rules.
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| "YouTube
- Busta Rhymes" too bad busta sucks... how
can anyone respect this guy? it takes him like 10mins to say 1 coherent
sentence..
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| "Information
Clearing House - Iran: A Bridge to Far?" OoOOoO
Now heres an interesting article..
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| "CNN
- Microsoft, Yahoo, Eyeing Potato Country"
yep, it appears that Google is forcing the other tech giants to compete.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "TheRegister
- Microsoft Starts Supporting, er, Linux" *snicker*
i love the spaceballs reference.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "YouTube
- Best Fight Scene of All Time (is it gay?)"
hahaha this is the gayest thing i've seen all day. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| awww
crap i hate time changes, i still havnt recovered from losing that 1
hour... I'm amazed what one single hour can mean to someone.. .cre
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| "BreitBart
- New Orleans to Sell Flooded Buses on eBay"
who wants to buy an old busted ass soggy School Bus? Not me.
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| "SpikedHumor
- Top Gear, Can a Genius Do a Burn Out" did
i already post this? Top Gear Rules..
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| "Chicago
Tribune - Soprano's Song: Can't Pay Us to Show Products"
oh god, why does this smell of bullshit?
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| "Hasbro
- Action Video" OMG FREE G.I.Joe Episodes!!! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Local6
- School's 'Holocaust' Experiment Upsets Parents"
Oh god! you'd think that a school would be smarter then that. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "DirectionZero
- iGoatse" *snicker* Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "GameSpot
- World of Starcraft" heh april fools aftermath.
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| "Ananova
- Nuclear Plant Owners Lose Keys" *Snicker*
apparently germany isn't known for their nuclear security
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| "TheSmokingGun
- NASA HQ Raided in Kiddie Porn Probe" looks
like even rocket scientists love the kiddie porn...
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| "MetaCafe
- 35 Face Balls in 32 seconds" bhahahah comedy
gold.
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| "MPHTower
- Coming in Like El Nino" hrmm, this is mildly
entertaining.. other wise its a complete failure of a movie. Sent in by: uri
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| "WESH
- Man Punished for Role in Urine Filled Soda Prank" You
know, there are very few things grosser (yes, grosser, i just made up
a word) then drinking someone elses pee.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "FoxNews
- McKinney Decries 'Inappropriate Touching' by Police" oh
dear god, dont look at the photos attached to this article, who on earth
would want to touch this woman? she's hideous. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Lordi, Blood Red Sandman" Sound is required,
and these dudes rock~
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| "Ananova
- Space Age Ski Suit" Jesus, this guy is nuts,
first, he's in a carbon fibre jumpsuit, second he's trying to do 155mph
on 2 fiberglass ski's.. this dude is crazy.
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| "Excite
- Army Relaxes Tattoo Rules to Attract Recruits"
bhah! Honestly this is no surprise to me, I cant wait for them to increase
the minimum age of enlistment again.
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| "Planet
Vids - Dog vs. Blowdryer" dogs rule.
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| "eBay
- Custom Airbrushed Full Tower Computer Case" i'd
swear i've seen this before; and if this actually sells for any amount
of money, im gonna run to china town and steal a bunch of anime kids,
and put them to work in my spare bedroom, airbrushing computer cases.. Sent in by: Tom
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| "ChevyApprentice
- Fake Tahoe Commercials" heh some of these
are great! Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "NationalGeographic
- Squirt of Blood is Lizard's Secret Weapon"
hrmm not quite sure what to say about this.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "eBay
- Enigma 3 Machine, WWII Cryptography" *drool*
I just wish this was a little bit cheaper; so I could bid..
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| "WFTV
- 3yr Old Gets Stuck Inside Toy Claw Machine" bhah,
greatest photo evar~
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| "m90
- Amazing Crash Videos" Whoa!
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| "LATimes
- Dumb Ferrari Owners is Minus His Second Car"
this guy has to have some kinda brain damage to let this kinda stuff
happen.
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| "Phrases.org.uk
- Meanings and Origins" woo, if yer bored at
work today, this may be something to pass the time, check out the meanings
to slang terms like 'Gad Zooks' and 'Let the Cat Out of the Bag'.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "GlamourMagazine.co.uk
- One Born Every Day" yeah i kinda thought
this looked nothing like brit-tits.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Flickr
- The Lego Suicides" heh some of these are
pretty good.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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