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July 7th
"Paved.ca - Breast Milk Taste Event Fails to Rile Philistines" hrmm, i'm not quite sure what to say about this..

"BBCNews - Blackbeards Ship Found off US Coast" OoOOoOo This will be interesting, if it actually turns out to be Blackbeards ship..

"Yahoo.com - Operation to Remove Light Bulb From Inmate's Anus" how on earth could someone 'wake up' and all of a sudden have a light bulb stuffed up its ass...
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
"Video.Google - New Music from 'The Hoff'" Oh God... can someone please tell me how David Hasslehoff still finds work?
Sent in by: Iscariot
"DesMoinesRegister - Olympics Section Goof Sends Paper Running" Bhahaha!
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Denver Post - NORAD and Buckley Placed on Heightened Alert" uh ohs!
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
July 6th
"Zod2008.com" ALL HAIL GENERAL ZOD!

"Yahoo - Discovery Soars on July 4th" Uhm yeah, and see here (thanks Reverend_Quj). Its amazing that everytime NASA sends something into space, everyone is wondering if it will actually make it home..

"MyEyeWitnessNews - Memphis Church Building Christian Statue of Liberty" just another target for terrorists to blow up..

"Reuters - Pranksters Play Hardball with Soccer Fans" The guys who did this, are fucken geniuses.. infact, these guys should win some kind of award...

"ABCNews - Battlefield 2 - Terrorist Training Games" Oh come on.. Nothing like a little spin to try and ruin video games..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Laidster - How to Get Laid on MySpace, Friendster, Facebook, and Match" bhahahah Yeah right.. "All the sex you could want...... for 29.95$ per month...."
Sent in by: Servo
"YouTube - National Socialist Movement" I may not beleive in the stuff this monkey says, but its his rights to preach them..
Sent in by: Doom^
 
July 5th
"NYDailyNews - Feds Rescue 'Superman' Nab Pirating Men of Steal" ho ho ho ho. insert lame pun here... yeah well i guess its good that they caught these piraters, but i find it funny that the MPA is still crying about losing money.. They've been making money hand over fist for past 20years, and now that home theatre's are starting to take shape, they're getting all pissy..

"Walken for Pres.com" i'm totally putting in my proxy ballot.

"Lez.hu - Hentaitsop2.swf" i dont get it.. but its strangely mezmorising..

"YouTube - Xenadrine Commercial" *snicker*

"SexPacking - Women on Women" heh, k this may not be work safe, since it features 2 girls getting naked and getting friendly... but seriously, whoever the marketing director is for these products, is a genius, i already want to buy everything they're selling..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"NewLaunches - Angel Kitty USB Keyboard for Naughty Geeks" i dont get it..
Sent in by: Sain
"Journalnow.com - Blame Game" ha! whoever this schools network administrator is should be fired... putting person information on an insecure website and then blaming google for spidering it.. yeah right..
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
July 4th
Happy independence day america.
.cre
"ScaredLittleBoy.org - Scientology.gif" *snicker*

"imag.lutik.ru - Dancing Ascii Cat" i dont get it..

"YouTube - Help Me Get a G5" ha! that G4 just turned to dust... impressive.. there is no better way to celebrate independence day, then by blowing up a mac..

"AkihabarNews - USB Memory Key Bracelet" uh yeah, these are kinda gay lookin.. it would be better if it had them in those sexual jelly bracelet colors.. now theres a million dollar idea..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"YouTube - Samsung Q1 Running World of Warcraft" Whoa! This has gotta be a pretty bad ass little UMPC, it may be a little choppy, but WoW is quite the CPU hog..
Sent in by: psux
"Honda-Tech - 1920's S2000 Hotrod" awesome.. this is simply awesome..
Sent in by: Usteppin
 
July 3rd
Holy crapsticks am i tired... Hizzapy Canuck day~
.cre
"The Box O' Truth - The Locks O' Truth" Wow, so, if you need to get into someplace thats protected by one of these heavy locks, shooting it with a pistol may not be a good idea, but cutting the locks with a pair of 15$ bolt cutters will take less time, and will be way more quiet..

"Kiev.Ua - ARENA Tank Protection System" Whoa! Now this is some badass whiznitz. I've always wondered what tanks had to keep them safe from cruise missiles and stuff, well i guess the russians have it figured out.

"Video.Google - Cobra Hits" heh, gotta feer the Cobra.. but seriously Du Hast.. come on.. couldnt they find a song that doesnt suck?


"DailySportsVideo - Lady Kills Bird With Gold Ball" wow that bird is fucked up
Sent in by: gid
"Beam.tv - Lynx Effect - Running Girls in Bikini's" some of these girls need more support...
Sent in by: Wolf-
"YouTube - Massage Chair Ejector" More crazy japanese Television Shows
Sent in by: Uri
 
July 2nd
"YouTube - Richard Devine Killing A Neko Keyboard" this guy is so kewl, he's actually a huge loser..

"News.com - Attack Code Out for Apple Flaw" Don't make me quote the commericial.. "Apple's can't get viruses". When will people learn that nothing is flawless..

"Goetze Dental Clinic.jpg" insert Goatse reference here..

"Blog.WashingtonPost - The Hero of Guantanamo Bay" Now this is an interesting story.

"KegelMaster 2000" Ok, so this money back guaranty brings up an interesting point, if people would buy the kegel master 2000, and return it... what would the company do with all the returned kegel masters???
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
"YouTube - Grand Master Flash" Grand Master, you so funky.
Sent in by: Doom^
"Broadcube - Swimming Pool, Hot Girls" i dunno why but this commercial makes me giggle just a little bit..
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
July 1st
"CNN - Man Wins $400k for 10-Year Implant Malfunction" oh god! if only i could sue someone for my 15year boner..

"Tennessean - 2006 Prom" bhah! this picture rules. you can literally hear the banjo's in the background..

"TheGlobeandMail - Boo, The Fugitive Bear, Spotted With Furry Friend" Whoa! This is one smart bear, his rap-sheet is like a mile long..

"Wesh - Teen Who Cut off Corpse's Head to Make Bong Sentenced" what the fuck is wrong with the youth in vermont?
Sent in by: [Omega]
"FreePhotosandVideos - Ricky Gervais 1984" Yes! it appears that we've all done things in our pasts that we're not proud of..
Sent in by: Doom^
"Reuters - Pelicans Held on Suspicion of Being Drunk" i dont think there is anything funnier than a drunken pelican..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"SMH.com.au - Controversy in South Africa Over Device to snare Rapists" alright, so this device, sure its a horrible horrible thing to do to a guy; but if you think about what the guy is about to do to the girl... its kinda justified..
Sent in by: `Fluke