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July
21st
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July
20th
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July
19th
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Ok,
so apparently i'm some kinda Insect Ninja.. I was at work yesterday,
my first day back from my calming vacation to cottage country; sitting
quietly at my desk, minding my own business (flipping through a few
emails); this big fly comes out of no where, and makes one buzzing pass
around my head. Jokingly i made a karate-chop motion in the direction
of the fly, while yelling 'HUWAAAAH!', to my surprize, i managed to
hit the fly, it bounced off my cubicle wall, then off my desk and *plop*
right to the floor.. and to my continued amazement, it was dead.. I
cant wait to tell my girlfriend about this, except i'll prolly replace
the fly with something a little more intimidating, like a passive agressive
6yr old child, with a toy lightsaber... Today i am a ninja....
.cre

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"YouTube
- Smashing GameCube" ghah! awesome. Nothing
like a little practical joke your younger brother.. this kid is traumatized
for life..

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"BreitBart
- Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack"
i know this is horrible as it appears that this was a random attack.
But.... HE WAS CARRYING A TEDDYBEAR! how can anyone be angry at a guy
carrying a teddybear around with him?

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"HecklerSpray
- David Hasselhoff Denies Boozey Wimbledon Punch-Up"
wow David Hasselhoff still sucks..

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"Marshmallowfluff.com
- FlufferNutter" what the hell? this is almost
making me gag just thinking about marshmellows and peanutbutter... blech..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"WordsandPictures
- Retention Consultants" ghah! awesome.
Sent in by: Wolf-

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"OnlineJournal
- Busted for Wearing a Peace T-Shirt; Has this Country Gone Insane"
bhaha USA USA USA USA USA USA!
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj

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July
18th
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July
17th
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July
16th
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July
15th
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Holy
crapsticks, its nice to be back, with warm water, and running toilets.
but seriously though, there is very few things that feel better, then
waking up at noon, and smacking the ass of the girl sleeping next to
you as she gets up get you breakfast... awesome..
.cre

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"Sploid
- Piss Prank is National Shame" Yup. this kid
will never have a good job in his entire life.. He's fucked, he might
as well just kill himself now and get over the initial agony..

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"Local10
- Teen Who Cut Off Corpses Head To Make Bong, Sentenced"
jesus fuck, what is wrong with kids in vermont?

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"YouTube
- They Are Taking the Hobbits to Isengard" hahah
Someone has way too much time on their hands..

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"GeoCities
- Monkey's Throw Feces..." *snicker* i'm gonna
have to print this out, and put it up on my desk at work...
Sent in by: Kayvan

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"ChopperComputers
- Cobalt Chopper" i simply do not know what
to say..
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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"PowerLabs
- New RailGun" OOooOO Purdy..
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj

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