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 "YouTube
- Japanese Gameshow Clip" oh my lord, why on
earth would anyone want to be apart of this gameshow? 
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| "Wired
- Pinch My Ride" Wow, looks like no new car
is safe....
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| "CNN
- Waitress Checks Customer's ID, Discovers Self" Take
a close read at this one, the ID Checker (waitress) was 22, the person
who was trying to use her license was (theif) was 23.. This doesnt make
much sense, unless the Theif was infact going to try and use some of
the Waitresses Credit cards/etc to pay for the drinks...
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| "GayGamer.net
- Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters" Theres
some quality comedy in here.
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| "MameWorld
- PacMan Resources, Patterns to Win" Whoa!
if this is true, then anyone can beat pacman.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Discovery
- Device Scoops Goose Poop" lol, i love the
caption on the goose photo "Poop Factories" Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "TechCrunch
- Got Herpes? Try Prescription4Love" These
sorts of websites are great.. anything to keep the plaguebearers of
society away from sexual puritians. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CBC.ca
- Wanted: Long-Term Medicinal Marijuana Supplier" Whoa!
anyone wanna grow soem pot for the government? |
| "BBCNews
- 'Nazi Aircraft Carrier' Located" Followup:
Nazi Carrier found.. you know, if Hitler would have been able to defend
the Air over German soil, the world we live in, might be alot different..
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| "News.com
- Chat Rooms Could Face Expulsion" this mySpace
shit is outta control, i heard some news caster say (The other day)
that one out of every 20 internet site visits is made to MySpace.com..
now i dont believe that for a second, but if some guy in a monkey suit
says it, then alot of brainless people will listen, and draw more attention
to mySpace.
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| "TomsHardware
- Dude, Your Dell Just Freaking Blew Up!" Dont
get me wrong, when people need a computer, or laptop, i usually tell
them just to buy a dell. Now after they've outsourced their IT to india,
and their laptops are exploding left and right, i'm not sure if i'll
be continuing to recommend them..
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| "Video.Google
- Giant Girl Doll" am i the only one who finds
this really really creepy? Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "Gizmodo
- Breast-shaped Shampoo Dispenser" yeah i wonder
if i can get them in a special size.. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "Pravda.ru
- British Woman Suffers From Orgasms Every 5 Minutes"
yes... i'm sure she's 'suffering'..... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "NewsChannel5
- Investigating Bill Heard" ha! Now this is
unheard (note the pun) of, a Dealership giving an incredible deal on
a vehicle sale, realizing they gave too-good of a deal later that night,
and then stealing the vehicle that night from the new owner, and attempting
to resell it back to him for a higher price. What a schister..
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Homely Bridge Prompts Lawsuit" arranged marriages?
jesus what century are we living in? Especially with the internet so
widely available now-adays, people should know better then to rely simply
on a single grainy photo to find their soul-mate
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| "BBCNews
- Naked Stage Role for Potter Star" Jesus!
could they find a worse picture of this guy? Anyway i hope that this
Equine sex play he's putting on will flop so badly that they will have
to stop making Harry Potter Movies entirely.
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| "Calling
All Wing Nuts - Bearded Lady at the Freak Show"
bhah! is that Ann Coultier? ghah owned by facial hair..
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| "Offline.org/~burch/Twistedlimit317.WMV"
hah "those guys are going to beat our asses..." i've never
seen anyone turn tail and run so fast.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Hollywood Big Blasts Lohan" *snicker* l'owned'han Sent in by: doom^
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| "TimesOnline
- Divers Find Hilter's Aircraft Carrier" OooOooO
Now heres an interesting piece of history. Sent in by: m4x
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| "Channel102.net
- Viewing Dr. Miracles #1" *snicker*
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| "YouTube
- Nikon Jevtic" Alright, i understand the whole
lost innocence thing, but seriously, serbia is a constant warzone, people
are always getting shot, and blown up by bombs and land mines and stuff.
If i was this kid, i'd be learning a talent that would get me the hell
outta here faster then playing soccer... Like oh i dunno, maybe take
up running, and just run the hell away from the living hell that is
serbia.
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| "NewsOfTheWorld
- Terror Raid Brother in Child Porn Shock"
welp, it looks like terrorists love their child porn.. is there any
redeeming qualities of these people?
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| "TheRegister
- North Carolina Paves the Way for Drunk Segwaying"
now this is a great idea.. Except for one thing, what would happen if
an entire bar would have segways.. at 2am (or whatever the time the
bar closes), everyone will file out, get on their segways, and you'd
have drunken self balancing scooters. It would be like drunken bumper
cars, except with more bruises and skinned knees..
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| "Photobucket
- GMC SUV Boat" what the?! Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Police: 'Survivor' Shot Puppy With Arrow" ok,
when does a millionaire wake up, at 2am, and think, "wow, i'd really
like to shoot a puppy.. right now.." What sorta mental state do
you have to be in? Out of all the things that i've done in my life,
the thought of shooting a happy, flopping puppy has never entered my
brain.. Sent in by: Blue_frog |
| "38One
- Worst Logo Design" ha! some of these are
great.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "GorillaMasks.net
- All Your Snakes..." oh god, this is so bad...
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| "BBC
- Two Killed as 'ArtWork' Lifts Off" ha! "artwork".
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| "YouTube
- Heroes - Wii" buh? wasnt helter skelter also
a character in 'Loaded' and 'ReLoaded' ?
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| "Dump.com
- Sexy Naked Splits" k first off this isnt
work safe.. next, it really isnt *that* sexy, oh and the nakedness doesnt
really happen until the last few seconds, so this title is only 33%
true..
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| "i-Mockery
- Albums That Sucked!" Followup: Oh god more
Hulkster Songs. oh god.. Sent in by: Mr.Furious
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| "YouTube
- Wierd Al Interviews Eminem" You'kno'what'im'sayin....
heh Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "FunMansion
- Underground City" Whoa! This place totally
looks like a Quake Level Waiting to Happen.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Aftenposten
- Female Rapist Sentenced" lol, yeah it can
be very traumatic, waking up with some girls mouth on your dick... very
scary.................</sarcasm>
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| "YouTube
- Bad Sex Ed" bhah! this song is the worst
mockery of music ever.. |
| "Consumerist
- Sleazy Prius Deal Ends in Warrant for Salesman's Arrest"
hah! You know, there are times that i have really really bad ideas..
Usually that little voice in my head will tell me if its a good idea,
or a bad idea. I guess this salesman guy doesnt have that voice...
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| "NewScientist
- Marijuana Might Cause New Cell Growth in the Brain"
yeah... right...
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| "NBC
- The Office - Webisodes" heh some of these
are great.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "YouTube
- Jay and Silent Bob, Strike BrokeBack" lol Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "TheRegister
- Garage Door Remote Triggers Man's Erection"
ha! its for reasons like this, that you should never go to a third world
country to have sexual enhancement surgery done.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- Why Teachers Have Sex With Students" i still
dont see whats wrong with super hot teachers, having sex with students..
Hell i wouldnt have minded having sex with this teacher... mmmmm teacher...
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| "IDontLikeYouInThatWay
- Lindsay Lohan is Easy" ghgahaha
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| "Break.com
- The Amazing Racist - Girls of Islamabad" i
know this shouldnt be funny, but it still made me giggle..
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| "EnGadget
- Monopoly Ditches Cash, Goes Plastic" What
what?!! this seems kind of excessive.. Why would Hasbro think that this
could possibly make the game better? it eliminates the ability to cheat...
talk about gay..
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| "JPost
- Online Controversy Over Graffit by Israeli Kids"
Oh Come on, i dont really see how this is militarizing kids, actually
i think the boyscouts/cubs/etc militarize children way more, then a
group of young girls writing messages on bombs... Ah well, this whole
Hezbola thing has gotta end soon. Why cant we cant we all just smoke'a'bong? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CPSC.Gov
- Wego Kite Tubes Withdrawn From Market After Reports of Deaths/Injuries"
Followup: Yup, looks like the Wego Tubes are being pulled from the market.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "YouTube
- Helio Display, Air Video System" Whoa! now
this is kinda cool, except that the image is still way to wavey. But
its a step in the right direction Sent in by: Sain
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