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 "FunReports
- Men With Biggest Reproductive Organs All Live in England"
well, this kinda makes sense, since they all have horrible
teeth, they cant charm the ladies with a smile, so they've gotta be
able to flash something to get a girls attention.. 
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| "eBay
- Ford Windstar 4x4 Offroader" lol, this is
for those bearded soccer moms..
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| "Video.Google
- Crocs Bite" NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN, CROCODILES
BITE WHEN YOU PROVOKE THEM.. yeah this may not be for the weak stomached
people out there..
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| "MSNBC
- Teen Kills Mom During Driving Lesson" ok,
i know this isnt funny, but you'd think that you'd teach the child how
to use the pedals before trying something complicated like Parallel
Parking..
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| "YouTube
- Explosion - An Improvised Synth Solo" Feer
the Synth junkies.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "YouTube
- BF2 Parody" i'm not quite sure what to make
of this.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Virtual
Stapler.com" i'm not sure why, but i find this
strangely addictive... maybe i have some sort of brain damage.. Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| Sorry
for the short update, late for work, gotta run.. .cre
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| "BBC
- Playstation 3 Tackles World Ills" oh this
is so nice, Sony is going to automatically donating spare CPU cycles
on their PS3 to grid computing.. i'm so glad that they're going to be
arbitrarily using other peoples electricity for their own goals..
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| "GameVideos
- Command and Conquer 3 Video" oh my god, i
think i just innoculated..
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| "RadSoft
- Evidence Eliminator User Pleads Guilty, Faces up to 20 Years in Prison"
kiddy porn loving freaks.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Video.Google
- Arnold is Cumming" lol here are some sound
clips that will haunt him for the rest of his life.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "LeastICouldDo
- Driving Instructor" lol Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Ananova
- Virgin Mary Appears on Turtle" Yet again,
Ananova fails, how can you have an article like this, but not have a
picture of said turtle.. Come on, get with this century and have a little
image hosting already..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Battery Low" preach on foamy!
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| "Reuters
- Taiwan to Clean 20 Years of Hi-Tech Waste from River"
Hrm, im not sure that this is conveying the right message to illegal
dumpers.. First they got away with it, next the government is cleaning
it up, and putting the circuit board waste in a museum.. does anyone
else see anything wrong with this?
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| "VideoSift
- GameStation - A Crappy Playstation Rip Off"
lol, i dunno who this Brit guy is, but he is mildly amusing..
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| "eBay
- Britney Spears Egg Salad Sandwich K-Fed Corndog" wow,
a couple days left and its still under 100$ that just shows you how
popular they actually are.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Seattle
PI - MTV Star's Uncle Arrested on Sex Charges" Welp,
its official, Don Vito is a pedophile.. Sent in by: Tarv
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| "YouTube
- PoliceAbuse.org - Investigations, Indepenence Missouri" You
know, there are times when this sort of thing is acceptable, and other
times its not. I hope these cops burn in hell for this.. Although its
likely that they will get a paid vacation until it all blows over, and
then they'll be back to their same old ways.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Mutiny As Passengers Refuse to Fly Until Asians are Removed"
lol, nothing like a little racism to keep a plane down..
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| "YouTube
- Shaye's Thrift Store" what in the fuck?!?
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| "BoingBoing
- Snakes on a Plane, The Aftermath" lol., yeah,
this guy is totally gonna regret this in a few years..
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| "CNN
- Porn Broadcast Stuns News Viewers" lol, and
i bet that no one will lose their job over this one :)
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| "Tuning-Forum.org
- Lamborghini Accident" k, this is probably
not work safe, since it shows dead people, and infact, its not for the
weak stomach'ed either.. But yeah, i always wondered how you get out
of a scissor door'd car when it has flipped over... i guess this answers
that question.. you cant.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Stuffmag.co.uk
- Pink PS2 Coming in November" oh god. i bet
that Paris Hilton is the cause of all of this.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Video.Google
- Beatboxen Bush" hah this rules.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "YouTube
- Kfed Lose Control at Teen Choice Awards"
oh god i heard about this.. now watch the agony that is Kevin Federline..
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| "Chron
- Church Fires Teacher for Being Female" sometimes
i wonder, if our society is moving forwards, or backwards...
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| "GoFish
- F16 - gForce Black Out" heh some people just
arnt cut out to be fighter pilots..
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| "ishkur
- Motivational Posters" ha! if only this was
true.. Clearly we need more nude posing sexy bitches on the net..
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| "UPI
- Osama Smitten By Whitney Houston" ewwww Osama
has a crush on Whitney Houston? what on earth could he possibly see
in her? also see
here.. Sent in by: Doom^ |
| "YouTube
- Deadwood With a Laugh Track" i still dont
understand this 'deadwood' phenomenon. Sent in by: psux
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| "Local6
- Live Rattlesnakes Released in "Snakes On A Plane" Theatre"
comedic geniuses.. Sent in by: gid
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| "Bloomberg
- Austrian Woman, Kidnapped in 1998, Flees Cellar Prison"
wow, im impressed, i always thought if you had a basement dungeon/prison
you wouldnt be able to hide it at all.. I guess you can; you just have
to live in Austria.
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| "Forbes
- America's Drunkest Cities" PLOT ME A COURSE
TO MILWAUEE. THERE BE DRINKING TO BE HAD.
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| "YouTube
- Stephen Colbert on Stephen Hawking" *snicker*
i dont know how i missed this one but damn its funny.
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| "DailyNews
- Hitler Restaurant in Bombay Irks Jews" yeah
i dont see what the problem was, hitler loved everyone, he never did
anything wrong... what? World War II? What are you talking about? He
did what? Really? Oh Shi... Also see
here Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Canada
- Crack Pipe Plan Fights Illness" dont get
me wrong, i like our heavy drug using population; but come on, we're
trying to 'save' the crack heads by giving them fresh crack pipes? am
i the only one who's not on crack here? Frankly if crack users want
to sit in a circle and share viral diseases, thats fine with me, the
less of them to drain my tax dollars from my wallet the better.. I just
dont understand my government.. Sent in by: Kanuscha
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| "YouTube
- How Not to Drift" Yeah, i think i've posted
this before. its still funny.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "CNN
- Porn Parade Down Under, Outdraws Santa Claus"
lol, why cant canada have porn parades? Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "YouTube
- Best Baby Breakdancer in the World" all i
can say is... wow.....
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| "Yahoo
- FDA Approves Viruses for Treating Food" Alright
now this does seem like a good idea, but what happens when these 'viruses'
get out of control, and then they grow arms and legs, then we have coldcut
warriors, fashioning weapons out of sausages to try and take over the
world... didnt anyone think about that?!
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| "Gizmodo
- USB NailGunner Shoots Actual Nails" this
cant be real.....
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| "TheSpeciousReport
- What's the Deal with All These British Assholes?"
Make sure you check out Page 2. Seriously tho, I've known this secret
for years; be an asshole, and people will like you... Sent in by: DaveM
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| "uu.se
- Silk Worm Swarm" Whoa! did i post this already?
If that was my bike, i'd think i'd have to leave it there, and never
touch it again.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "WFTV
- Florida Group Proposes Confederate Flag License Plate"
insert banjo struming... Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "Break.com
- Matrix Bug Neo Fights 30 Ants" Holy creepy
insects batman, they got some angry bugs in iraq.. Sent in by: Sain
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| Alright,
so i saw Snakes on a Plane last night, first off, let me say, that i'm
a huge fan of poorly made movies, especially b-movies.. But this attempt
at a high budget modern day B-movie falls a little bit short... first,
there was only 1 boobie scene. the acting of the supporting actors was
horrible and the plot was completely transparent. I kinda wish that
they started the movie with just a bunch of people on a plane, being
attacked by snakes.. just forget the plot entirely, and turn it into
a cheezy action film.. .cre
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| "BVIBeacon
- Bizarre Stand Off Ends Peacefully" What the
heck?!
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| "CNN
- Suspected Illegals Die in Arizona Crash" you
know, if i was trying to sneak into the US, i certainly wouldnt do it,
squished into the back of a Suburban, with 20 of my closest friends..
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| "YouTube
- Jon Stewart on the Factor" I remember when
this was first on the air, i pissed myself laughing for like an hour..
Jon Stewart is some sort of political comedic genius.
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| "Steorn.net
- Breaking the Laws of Physics" hrmm i'm gonna
have to do some research into these guys, cuz this stuff sounds to good
to be true... I get the strangest feelin, this is just a cash grab for
research grants.. Sent in by: Jammy
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| "YouTube
- Cat on a Wheel" ha! its like a hamster wheel,
only bigger, with a cat, and it dispenses treats.. awesome.. Sent in by: Crumble
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| "SMH.com.au
- It's a Tough Gig at the Anger Release Bar"
i dont get it... but im sure in 10 years, we'll all be hanging out at
these anger release bars.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "TheKansasCityChannel
- Female Bus Driver Accused of Raping Boy, 13" Jesus
Ham Fuck, what is wrong with Female bus drivers?
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| "YouTube
- Hitlers Back, Rappin Hitler" Rappin Hitler
rules.. i think i've posted this before, but its still hilarious..
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| "Speedtest.net"
Whoa! looks like they revamped the speed test, sure its not that whacked,
but its a neat little interface; to a basic bandwidth test.
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| "WikiHow
- How To Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle" lol,
some classy comedy in here. atleast i hope they're trying to be funny...
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| "YouTube
- Wii vs. PS3 Spoof" ghgahahah Now this rules..
oh this may not be work safe, theres no nudity, but half naked girls.. Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "LeastICouldDo
- I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" *Snicker* Sent in by: Munch
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| "News.com.au
- Cruise Sunk as Studios Cut Pay" lol, Tom
Cruise... Unemployed. why does that make me giggle? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "WDSU.com
- Holy Shrimp: Man See's Jesus in Dinner" heh,
well it certainly does look like a face... thats about all i can see...
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| "BBCNews
- IEDs Iraq's Deadly Roadside Bombs" dont get
me wrong, by no means am i condoning the activity of detonating large
amounts of explosives near/around US Troops, but you have to give it
to the Insurgents of Iraq, these guys may be the fruits of the devil,
but they're getting fairly ingenius with the use of modern day guerilla
tactics.
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| "YouTube
- Stereo Total - Wir Tanzen Im Viereck" heh,
i've seen this before, many years ago. but i dont think it was in a
music video... hrtmm..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Squirrel Songs II" lol, these
are surprizingly well done, i'm actually impressed, i've tried song
writing before, and its not easy, kudo's to the squirrel..
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| "wtfVideos.blogspot
- Georgia Man Tazered to Death" welp im not
quite sure what to say to this, sure its tragic that some guy died by
accident, but this mofo was clearly resisting arrest, and if he wasnt
being a dumbass, he'd prolly still be alive.. Morons.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Fresh99
- MeatCake" oh my christ, this is like some
sorta super meatloaf made to look like a cake.. i dunno if the fact
that it looks like a cake would throw me off from eating it, but it
looks yummy... Sent in by: Brill
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| "RFID
Update - New RF ID Passport Scare" yup. using
these RFID's to keep data safe, simply will not work.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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