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 "CTV.ca
- Unfortunate Photo Wasn't Tampered With: Ikea" heh,
so its not a photoshop. its a dog leg.. yeah, thats what i should start
calling my wang.. "wanna see my dog leg?" i wonder if that
would work... 
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| "TheSuperficial
- Paris Hilton Loses Phone Service for Hacking Lindsay Lohan"
ha! and i bet all those 30yr old wannabe hacker nerds living in their
parents basements are jerking it to the thought of Paris Hilton being
a hax0r..
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| "YouTube
- Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech"
*Snicker* Seth MacFarlane rules.. make sure that you check the other
2,3,4 of 4 videos..
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| "ParkerStudio
- Raed Jarrar's Story - An Outrageous Incident at JFK"
wow so much for Constitutional Rights..
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| "iWatchStuff
- Megatron has A-Hole Mouth" the bigger my
boner gets for the upcoming Transformers movie, as it approaches, it
seems to shrink as they modernize all the characters.. I just dont know
what to say, this bares no resemblance to Megatron, infact, this looks
like something from the Guyver series of Anime. Ah well, i guess this
is what it takes to get the kids interested in a 20yr old cartoon.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "YourDailyMedia
- Skier Almost Loses His Head" yikes, nothing
like getting clothes-lined at like 40mph.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "IOL
- Cervical Cancer Will No Longer Kill..." wow
a Cancer Vaccine.. i like where this is going Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Haunted House Dare Gets Cheerleader Shot" i
swear, this is straight out of a Scooby-Doo Episode..
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| "TShirtHell
- White Flour" lol, its been awhile since i've
seen an offensive and funny shirt on TShirtHell.. Most of them are either
one or the other..
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| "NotForNoobs.com"
ho ho ho, Someone over at Microsoft is trying to be
funny with this domain.. But seriously though, this mouse does look
pretty badass..
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| "ABCNews
- Terror Plot, or Terror Prank" oh god, the
guys behind this are comedic geniuses..
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| "NothingToxic
- MiniBike Stunt Gone Wrong" *Snicker* Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Bolt.com
- Frenchy Dungeon and Dragon Nerds" k, this
is mildly funny, but not in a funny geeky kinda way, but in a sad frenchy
kinda way.. and be forewarned about the homoerotic dungeon and dragons
scenes. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "Salt
Lake Tribune - Sheriff Says Teen Saved Family by Killing Intruder"
and let it be known, that this kid is a god damn hero. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Kansas
City Channel - Female Bus Driver Accused of Raping Boy, 13"
oh god i think im gonna be sick..
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| "BusinessWeek
- Lego Takes Tech Over the Top" Whoa! add this
to my shopping list. I have one of the older mindstorms sets, and they
were kinda gay.. this thing looks fierce..
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| "WSBT
- Man's Face Burned in Fireworks Stunt" hah!
i'm surprized this wasnt captured and distributed on YouTube or something..
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| "VeryFunnyAds
- Prison Break Life Insurance" HEH Sent in by: Gid
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| "EnGadget
- Giant Swiss Army Knife Offers 85 Tools" yeah,
good luck fitting this into your pocket.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "ShreveportTimes
- Black Students Ordered to Give up Seats to Whites" did
i post this already? what century are they living in down in Coushatta? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Microsoft MMO Games Face Security Risk" lol
thieves stealing virtual bounty. awesome..
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| "YouTube
- Tyler Dancing to My Humps" and this is what
is wrong with the youth of today..
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| "EnGadget
- Sony Gets Their 50GB Dual Layer Blu-Ray Discs out the Door"
Yeah, big deal, these discs will prolly cost like 50~$usd each.. making
them completely counter intuitive to purchase..
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| "SFGate
- Gold Teeth For Your Ghetto Cat" what in the
fuck? Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "News24
- Seven Die in Toilet Accident" i know this
is tragic, but i can stop laughing.. Sent in by: d3nt
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| "Yikers
- Hillbillies Mess With the Wrong Guy, Gets Gun Pulled on them"
hah owned.. Sent in by: n-v-me
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| "YouTube
- GTA Coke Ad" heh, for a Coke ad, this is
pretty cool.
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| "That
Lava Life Girl.Blogspot.com" *snicker* yeah,
her eyes look totally photoshopped, infact, her face has clearly been
over-airbrushed.. But it'll be interesting if these guys can actually
find this girl..
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| "Horror
Beyond Believe.ytmnd.com" i know this shouldnt
be funny, but this is so 1940s that it makes me laugh..
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| "TheSuperFicial
- Nicole Ritchie on Beach" *puke* now thats
gross Sent in by: Sain
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| "Reuters
- Zimbabwe Devalues, Redenominates Currency"
i bet if they had a stock market, it would be falling faster then George
Bush's Approval rating.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "YouTube
- Sevens Bitch Please" these white boys are
supar kewl. oh wait... i bet they've never even touched a boobie before.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "KimNCris
- Bender Costume Details" Whoa! now this would
totally win your random-run-of-the-mill costume contest.. feer
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| "TubesDance.ytmnd.com
- It's a Series of Tubes" word.. the internet
is a series of tubes..
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| "Consumerist
- AOL User 927 Illuminated" ghah! Owned.
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| "UsedFaqs.com"
There is some comedy gold to be found in here.. Take a peek.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Yahoo
- We Are the Web" i know i posted this a few
weeks back, but its still hilarious.. Sent in by: Ostrogoth
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| "Imageshack.us
- Kid Getting Owned by Pigeon.jpg" ok, theres
no sub-story to this one, just a picture of some little Asian boy getting
pooped on by pigeons.. it could be a clever photoshop, but either way,
i cant think of anything funnier then this.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "YouTube
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, By the Angry Nintendo Nerd"
lol this guy rules..
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| "9News
- MTV Star Arrested for Allegedly Sexually Assaulting 2 Young Girls"
Followup: Yup, it looks official, Don Vito is a pedophile..
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| "Reuters
- Smoking Cuts for Classic Cartoons After UK Complaint" if
they want, i'd be willing to watch all 1500 cartoons, for a small price.
Hell these old Tom and Jerry cartoons are what i grew up on, and i think
i turned out ok.. i think....
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| "Christian
News Wire - TV Special Links Darwin to Hitler"
duh, Darwin was a total fascist; it makes sense to draw those parallels.
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| "YouTube
- Police Arrest Anti-Bush Person for Saying "F-Bush" on Sign"
i thought this was america? so much for civil liberties. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Aftenposten
- Regrets Nude Photos" Yup, this is why, when
an Xgf of mine, was planning on doing a porno flick awhile back, she
asked me to be apart of it (no, not the fluffer you homes...) a leading
dicker role. Anyway, i was gonna do it, until i realized that i may
at one time regret doing it.. so i didnt... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "enGadget
- Bump Keying: $1 Keys Open Any Lock" uh ohs.
more security problems.. i think im just gonna give up on Homesecurity,
and dig a moat around my place.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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