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 "CNN
- Woman in Wheelchair On Way to Gun Practice Shoots Mugger"
ghah imagine the look on the muggers face, he's thinkin "oh this
will be an easy score...." and then once he gets about a block
away, BLAM his ass gets dropped.. Man thats gotta suck.. 
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| "Hosted.ap.org
- Skydiver Completes 640 Jumps in 24Hours"
Durr, i dunno if this is whacked, i've never been skydiving, but i cant
see this being that big of a deal...
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| "YouTube
- How to Cope With Death" i dont get it..
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| "LinkThe
- Weatherman vs. Cockroach" See this doesnt
make much sense to me, i was always under the impression that Weathermen
where harden humans, kinda like the Gladiators of the roman times. But
clearly modern weathermen are little girls who are scared of all sorts
of little insects.. how embarrasing..
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| "Gizmodo
- Formac External Portable Hard Disk Comes in Darth Vader Black, Luke
Skywalker White" this is the gayest marketing
ploy i've ever seen. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Video.Google
- Russia LoL 2" again, i have no idea whats
going on in this one... Sent in by: psux
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| "SmithHappens
- Evil Reverend Diatribe Against Stewart / Colbert"
oh god, this old guy is nuts, i'll have to watch the rest of this guys
stuff later, cuz he sounds hilarious.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Video.Google
- Russia LoL 1" i have no idea whats going
on here..
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| "Yahoo
- RJ Eskow - More Americans Have Now Died in Iraq Than in 9/11"
i'm not sure what to say about this..
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| "AllHeadlineNews
- Syria Says US Behind Attack on Own Embassy"
lol, Syria is just askin for it..
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| "YouTube
- Cactus Thrower" lol, now this is a good commercial...
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| "The
Official Record Store Cats, By HNLDesign" i
dont get it.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Video.Google
- Electric Car vs. Ferrari" why does this electric
car, look like an ATOM ? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Break.com
- Dude Rolls Jeep Doing Donuts" lol, this is
why you dont do donuts in a Jeep.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Break.com
- Drunk Ben Affleck Hits on Reporter" looks
like Ben Affleck is one of the loneliest guys on the planet..
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| "TimesOnline
- Bush IQ Low on Presidential League" ghahh,
so basically what they're saying is, GW Bush is just an average citizen
(mentally), and depending on what day you catch him on, he may be below
average... i bet all that coke back in the late 60s did him in..
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| "Yahoo
- Auto-Eroticism Undoes Driver" hah busted.
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| "News.com
- The Hard Drive, 50 Years Ago" Wow! a 5 Megabyte
Hard drive, and its the size of a Fridge...
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| "CBC.ca
- Amputee Controls Bionic Arms with Thought"
OOoOOoo Now this is some pretty cool news, we're just that much closer
to being cyborgs. Sent in by: Munch |
| "BreitBart
- Son Gets Marijuana For Doing Homework" uhm,
so can someone please tell me how this woman is still in possesion of
her children? She's openly dealing drugs to them, yet she still has
custody.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "News.com.au
- Retailers Peddle Padded Bras for Girls" What
is wrong with society today?
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| "CompFused
- Ghetto Funeral" What the hell?!
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| "Reuters
- Researchers Identify 'Male Warrior Effect'"
well, i dont think this needed to be researched, any parent would tell
you, that boy kids prefer war video games, and girls prefer my little
pony games..
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| "YouTube
- Light Emitting Shirts" Whoa! now this is
cool.
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| "Video.Google
- Very Angry Cat, Beware" lol, after seeing
this video, i get the strangest feeling that this cat still has not
been adopted.. Sent in by: Gregg
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| "The
Specious Report - Female Heads of State: Hot or Not?" wow,
that little Ukrainian flower is pretty hot.. Sent in by: DaleM
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| "CBC.ca
- Police Search for Man Missing After 14-Hour Standoff"
*snicker* This kinda stuff always makes me laugh, when the police are
looking for a man, and they wrongfully choose a house, and then tear
gas it.. just to find that the person they're looking for, wasnt in
there.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "BBCNews
- Fastest Supercomputer To Be Built" OoOOoo
Roadrunner..
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| "APNews
- Group Says Giant Worm Must Be Protected"
i never realized that there was large worms on this continent; this
is kinda like a Tremors (the movie), except that this is just a regular
pink worm.. not some hillbilly eating alien.
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| "News.com.au
- Can A Python Bite Off More Than It Can Chew?"
i know this isnt funny, but sometimes the sheep wins...
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| "Video.Google
- Truly Owned" theres some comedy hidden in
this video. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- The Crocodile Hunter, vs, Aliens" heh, i
think this is a valid tribute :) Sent in by: Judge Mental
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| "MSNBC
- Ban on Gay Rabbi's May be Lifted" ha! now
this is a rare demographic, gay rabbi's.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "FoxNews
- Young Gang Rape Started with Crush, Police Say"
Jesus Fuck! whats wrong with the kids in Milwaukee??
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| "BBCNews
- Study Uncovers Chimp 'Cross Code'" Whats
next? will Chimps have Hall-monitors?
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| "ABCNews
- Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisioners"
Followup: Looks like this whole Cell Phone in the anus thing is fairly
popular in prison... I bet these freaks set them to 'Vibrate' too..
Those sick bastards..
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| "Guardian.co.uk
- Hawking Seeks Graduate Assistant" i bet after
this press release was posted, there were hundreds of geeks lined up
around Stephen Hawkings Office door..
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| "YouTube
- NIN - Closer (Fan Video)" all i can say is..
wow.. this is hilarious... you must watch this (with sound) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Ananova
- Giant Catfish Scares Tourists" Holy shitballs,
thats one big fish.. I find it pretty amazing that a fish can actually
prey on birds and ducks.. You'd think that ducks would be smarter then
to be eaten by a big ugly fish.. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "YouTube
- Sexy Ammu-nation Video" this is the essence
of america, refined and bottled, and then injested via the internet..
Sexy Women, Guns, and explosions. oh, this may not be work safe.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "BBCNews
- Human Heads Dumped in Mexico Bar" whoa! theres
some crazy shit going down in mexico..
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| "Chicago
Tribune - U.S. Jets Accidently Fire At Canadians" how
come you never hear about canadian troops "Accidently" shooting
american troops? Maybe we're better shots then the americans....
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| "YouTube
- Kid Gets Stung By Sting Ray" come on people,
these little critters are called "STING rays", its assumed
that they will sting your dumb ass if you piss them off... Why was everyone
so surprized in this video?
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| "AZCentral
- Missile Fired at McCain Escort Helicopter During Euro Visit"
Who on earth would want to hurt John McCain?
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| "FilthyLies.net
- Goth Shiny Quarter Dance" i am uncontrollably
laughing at this.. Sent in by: Judge_Mental
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| "TwinCities
- Cops Say Grave Robbers Had Sex on Their Minds"
dear god. what is wrong with these kids? why on earth would anyone want
to have sex with a corpse? also see
here (The Smoking Gun).. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Video.Google
- New Music from David HasselHoff" lol, ok
the beginning of this song is totally lame, but i think it gets pretty
funny once the girl actually gets in his car.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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