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 "YouTube
- Citroen Transformers" someone over in Citroen
land loves making transformers videos.. 
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| "Unconfirmed
Sources - Bush Confirms Death of Osama" gotta
love fake news..
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| "MSNBC
- Ancient Bird Used Four Wings to Fly" oh god,
some paleontologists are still calling Archaeopteryx the 'missing link'..
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| "BBCNews
- Beijing's Penis Emporium" there just seems
to be something wrong with eating the sexual organs of an animal...
i dont know if i could do it or not.. Not because im some sorta sissy,
simply because i believe certain parts of the animal should not be eaten..
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| "Kontraband
- More Dots" i have no idea whats going on
in this video.. Sent in by: Kittymau
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| "KhaleejTimes
- Osama Bin Laden Is Dead:French Paper" again..
i'm not sure you can trust these reports, especially from the french... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "DeadMonkeycomics.com
- Dongtastic" *snicker* this may not be work
safe, but sound is required.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "Video.Google
- Parkour and Acrobaties" too bad Parkour is
lame..
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| "Ananova
- 'Green' Arms Giant's Lead-Free Bullets" lol,
and less noisy warheads, to cut down on noise polution..
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| "BBCNews
- US Widow Deported over Nazi Past" come on,
whats the point, she's like 100yrs old, and she wasnt a real nazi, only
a nazi dog holder.. does anyone else see the irony here? she fled Germany
to get away from Fascism, and now she's being ejected from her home
of 40years because of her fascist past..
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| "DailyTech
- 6x17: 160 Megapixels of Goodness" so much
for pocket sized cameras...
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| "Mobile
Grills - 5 ft Pig" and this is why i dont eat
pork... well, i shouldnt say that, i love bacon... so i guess that kinda
makes me a hypocrite... but seriously, pigs are gross.. Sent in by: Stu
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| "YouTube
- Asian Postutite English Lesson" did i already
post this? if only they could teach this sort of things in Grade 8 Home
Economics; i think my youth would have been alot more fun.. Sent in by: Pyriana
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| "Toronto.CraigsList
- To the Creepy Guy at the Nude Beach" lol,
and this is why you stay far away from the nude beaches in toronto... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Ananova
- Animal Bordellos Draw Norwegians" oh dear
god, what is wrong with these northern europeans? this is completely
disgusting...
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| "YouTube
- Cat Nap" *snicker*
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| "Video.Google
- Ali G, Throw The Jew Down The Well" i know
i've posted this before, but its in such poor taste, i'm surprized its
still be circulated..
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| "NYPost
- Bushmen Appeal to Leonardo DiCaprio" OH SAVE
US LEONARDO! SAVE US..
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| "BBCNews
- TV Presenter Suffers Brain Injury" :( Sent in by: Servo
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| "Harpers.org
- A Place Under the Sun" ghah! yeah and i've
got some pristine swamp land in florida to sell, it would be perfect
for a winter retreat... But seriously, i cant believe that these german
dudes think that they have a legal foot hold on the 'deeds' they purchased
from that Moon Realestate seller guy from a couple years back.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Engadget
- PS3 Price Cut By 20%, Now Includes HDMI 1.3" yeah
this is for the japan market only, we'll have to wait and see if the
cut will travel across the ocean.. but honestly i could care less, Sony
can bite my ballsaq.. Sent in by: HiHat
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| "ChinaDaily
- Jackie Chan Admits to Acting in Porn Movie" seriously,
is this a big deal? its not like he's running for president or anything..
he's just an actor who makes kungfu action movies... give the dude a
break
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| "YouTube
- Rollover Avoidance" Wow, impressive, every
SUV driver should have to learn how to do this..
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| "Bit-Tech
- Charge your AA's Over USB" now this is a
great idea, i really hate rechargeable batteries simply because you
have to keep the charger and the batteries in pairs, so what happens
is you have have like 16x AA' batteries, and 4 different chargers for
them.. This would easily solve that problem.. USB batteries for life..
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| "Time
- India's Cash for Fatwa Scandal" come on..
Muslims around the world should be appauled at this.. your church is
making fools of you; maybe its time to park your death-to-america car
bomb, and start rethinking what your religion is all about.. This is
why i dont believe in any sort of religion...
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| "XKCD
- CareBear Stare" lol MySpace sucks.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CitiKitty
- Complete Cat Toilet Training Kit" this has
to be a joke. durr maybe it is real.. See
here.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Break.com
- What Kind of Helicopter?" sounds required,
yet another female reporter pulling a freudian slip.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Talk
About Cedia - Great Looking Racks! Congrats Cedia Winners"
no, this does not feature specimens of the female nature with glorious
boobs, these are the other kinds of racks, computer racks, and its strange
how arrousing this stuff can be... does this make me some kinda geek
pervert?
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| "YouTube
- Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama" is there no
white people in Mobile Alabama?
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| "Brown.edu
- A Better Battery" OooOOO now this sounds
interesting, i'd love to see regular batteries go by the way-side, since
nothing sucks more, then buying a new pack of batteries for like 6$,
and throwing them in the camera, and finding out that they only have
like half a charge left on them from when they were produced and then
shelfed for several years..
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| "Yahoo
- Scientists Shocked as Artic Polar Route Emerges" global
warming? strange ocean currents? who could possible explain this?
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| "YouTube
- Mat Weddle of Obadiah Parker - Hey Ya Cover" this
is surprizingly well done.. Sent in by: KittyMau
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| "BBCNews
- Profile: Richard Hammond" Followup: on the
Top Gear presenter who had the horrible jet dragster crash.. Sent in by: TomK
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| "TheSuperFicial
- Britney Spears Never Leaves the Beach" ha!
the dude who wrote this article rules.. i never thought Britney was
that good looking, or sexy...*shrug* i guess kids now adays will follow
anything around.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- White House Uploads Anti-Drug Videos' to YouTube"
this is nothing new, i can see big corporations using all these new
free media outlets to distribute everything... Take for instance MySpace,
now movie production houses are using it to advertise their movies..
I'm sure Youtube will be raped by the WhiteHouse soon, and the rest
of the big business out there will follow
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| "Breitbart
- Hawks Attack More Than 100 People in Rio" Yup,
incase people didnt know, mother-nature is a bitch.. and hawk's are
mean motor-scooters.
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| "YouTube
- Shocking Car Accident Recorded on Security Cameras"
Yikes!
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| "Netscape
- How to Talk Like a Pirate" ha! this is great,
too bad i didnt get it in time for Talk Like a Pirate day.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Break.com
- Dangerous Rip-Cunts" hahah, awesome.. i wonder
what this girl was thinking about when she made that slip up... OOPS.. Sent in by: USteppin
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| "Kwota.net
- CDC" this is a joke right? right? If its
not, i dont get it... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "SMH.Com.au
- Threat to New Species in Ocean Eden" well,
"walking" fish is nothing new but finding a member of the
shark species that can walk underwater is pretty cool. I like his spots..
also see
here.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "TampaBays10
- Internet Sex Performance Lands Woman in Jail"
bhah! You'd think that a hideous woman like this would have more free
time on her hands to think up a good excuse why she was trying to cash
counterfiet checks..
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Big Brother Shouting at You" yeah as if being
watched wasnt bad enough, now camera operators can yell at you; from
the comfort of their control room..
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| "This
is London - Anger Over Church Advert Puts Jesus' Face on Beer Glass"
haha God loves beer..
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| "YouTube
- Fry That Chicken" Uh, what the hell is this??
What sort of roll models are these people creating for the black youth
of today? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "KiroTV
- Mom Jailed Because of Son's Rotten Teeth"
Jesus, what is wrong with some parents.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "PopularScience
- ROTFLOL - Tickle Me Elmo" What the?! I cant
tell, this is either, completely ludicrous, or mildly entertaining.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| oh
god so sick... Why is it that i always seem to catch a cold right when
i need it the least? i think its a god damn conspiracy.... .cre
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Men Are More Intelligent Than Women, Claims New Study"
lol it would be awesome if this was true.. but i know alot more dumb
guys, then i know dumb girls..
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| "Break
- The Daily Show Question Marks in the News"
lol, this is classic..
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| "BreitBart
- Alcohol Use Helps Boost Income" well if this
is true, i should be a god damn millionaire... also see
here
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| "TheAustralianNews
- Geniuses Less Prone to Hangovers" uhm maybe
this is because Geniuses dont have to drink to have a good time, maybe
they can stay at home and do quadratic equations while sitting in the
bathtub, and consider that to be entertaining.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj |
| "TriCities
- Explicit Photos of High School Students Found"
yeah i guess better judgement should be taking over when girl take explicit
photos of themselves, and upload them to a "Secure site"...
What did they expect? that they wouldnt get out on the internet?? Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "YouTube
- Baby Octopus" what in the fuck?! Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "LATimes
- Proposed Treaty on TV Signals Spurs Criticism"
If international TV signal piraters are the ones who are getting me
all the missed episodes of Family Guy and The Simpsons, then there is
no way i'd think this Treaty was a good idea...
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| "CNN
- Air Force Chief: Test Weapons on Testy U.S. Mobs" What?!
I'm not exactly sure what this article is supposed to be telling us...
But by this logic, they will have A-10's strafing the regular populous
just to make sure it'll actually work, in no time....
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| "WinSuperSite
- The Dark Side of Windows Vista RC1" heh,
this guy is either a douche, or he's trying to point out the obvious...
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| "YouTube
- Metal Wolf Chaos (xbox)" What the?! does
this seem absurd to anyone else? now i may have to rent this, simply
because it looks pretty badass..
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| "Video.Google
- What Do you Mean No?" OH SNAP! Sent in by: Servo
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| "BBCNewa
- TV Host Seriously Hurt in Crash" :( I'm a
huge fan of Top Gear, why does everything bad have to happen to the
funniest guys around? get well soon Hamster~ Sent in by: InterCityKitty |
| "eBay
Motors - 55', 56' Chrysler 4 Door Side Windows"
hahah, scroll down to the bottom and read the red text above the pictures
of the unimpressed girl.. awesome.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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