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 "PhotoBucket
- Dog Butt Jesus" k, first things first, this
may not be work safe, as i can only imagine that you wouldnt want your
co-workers spotting you looking at a dogs-butt; but secondly.. WE'RE
ALL SAVED, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SHOW TRIBUTE TO THE DOGS-BUTT 
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| "SunTimes
- Grand Theft Auto Makers Blamed for Triple Killing" Yeah,
right, we'll see how far this lawsuit goes... Since we all know that
every other lawsuit agains Rockstar has failed..
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| "CNN
- Neglected Boy Grows Up to Take Pleasure in Killing"
this just goes to show you, that you should never mess with kids...
especially ones who've had a rough youth, or like goth music (snicker)
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| "Break.com
- Fat Kid Van Dive" yeah too bad the audio
sucks, cuz i'd love to know wha the lead-up to this was... Some fat
kid falling off the top of a van without a pre-story is just begging
for questions that no one can answer..
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| "YouTube
- Greatest Pool Shots Ever" i'm not a huge
fan of pool, i used to play alot when i was in highschool, but these
guys have real talent, where i just had drunken luck.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "WCBSTV
- Teen Mom Arraigned for Drowning Death of Baby"
ok, now this is one of these fux'd up articles that you just have to
read... Teenage mother is homeless, living in a shelter in New York,
she has a date with some dude; she gets tanked, comes home late, lays
in bed with her near-newborn, she starts to puke up all the booze she
drank... then she passes out, as the baby falls into the bucket of puke,
and dies... Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "CollegeHumor
- One of Many Reasons a Pro-Life Rally Isn't a Great Place To Pickup
up Women" i cant even begin to fathom what
this girl is doing.... Sent in by: Servo
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| "YouTube
- Darwin Award Nominee #64" lol, i'm surprized
this seemed like a good enough idea to try out...
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| "9Down
- Windows Genuine Advantage Validation v1.5.540.0 Cracked"
first off, i hate Windows XP, mostly because i dont need my operating
system self destructing if i install some new hardware or software that
offends the licensing police... Long live windows 2000
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| "Washington
Post - Three Retired Officers Demand Rumsfeld's Resignation"
again... who voted bush into office? certainly wasnt
me...
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| "PoeTV
- Sexual Harrasment at Work" ha! i know i've
posted this before; but its hilarious... 2 FAT COCKS... OIL.... Sent in by: Servo
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| "AllHeadlineNews
- China Secretly Fires Laser to Disable US Satellites" Followup:
Please welcome our new Chinese Overlords... Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "BBC.co.uk
- All You Need is Ubuntu" lol, it sounds like
Clinton is trying to sell some linux.. too bad he's not :( Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Zap2It
- Screech Sex Tape Uncovered" Followup: Yup,
it appears to be real after all. I cant wait for the 'Saved By the Smell'
video to hit the internet.. Dustin Diamonds Career will be over for
sure..
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| "KillerNIC.com
- Network Interface Cards for Gamers" bhahah!
This whole Customize your PC thing has clearly gone over the edge..
Come on.. a 'Network Card' for gaming purposes? who thought of this..
Its just some marketing guy trying to rebrand some cheap korean network
card..
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| "YouTube
- Third Reich Rave" *snicker*
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| "Google
Maps - Huge German Bug" i have no idea how
this bug got inside this telescope... Sent in by: Sain
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| "DPCars
- Close Call With a MotorCycle" this is why
fucken stupid people shouldnt be allowed to have motorbikes, honestly
this guy deserves to get hit for doing something completely retarted
like this.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BBCNews
- Man's Static Jacket Sparks Alert" lol, i
wonder if this guy got the job; after all he clearly failed 8th grade
science, so he cant be that over-qualified for any job... Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "The
Sun.co.uk - Low Livin' Doll to Storm US" bhahah
Real world action figures. awesome.
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| "Youtube
- The Death and Rebirth of a Frog" Whoa! i
knew some reptiles and amphibians could be frozen and survive, i didnt
realize anyone actually studied it..
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| "English.People.com
- Iran Displays Homemade Laser Defence Warning System"
i hate articles like this... ones that say "Oh these guys are doing
all this cool shit" but then it doesnt explain what exactly it
is, or how it works.. this article is a complete failure..
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| "APNews
- Surgeons to Operate in Zero-Gravity" OOoOoOOo
Theres alotta things that i'd like to try in zero gravity...
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| "Sreedhara
- The Biggest Hole in the World" Whoa! thats
a big hole! Sent in by: `Nemesis |
| "DefenseNews
- China Attempted to Blind U.S. Satellites with Laser"
see, now this is a real mans article, its full of juicy brain details,
to keep you interested, this is no 2 paragraph foot note, this is the
whole enchilada. Sent in by: Kan
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| "NYDailyNews
- Porn Star's Name May Ring 'Bell'" lol 'Screech
doin the sanchez~ Looks like our clutzy boy from saved by the bell is
all growns up~.. Sent in by: b00
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| "Reuters
- 'Jihad' Car Commercial Upsets U.S. Muslims"
ghahah! This is awesome..
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| "CNN
- Collectors eye 'Hidden' Hitler Art" well,
i just dont know what to say; I've seen some of Hitlers art work before,
and they're pretty awful.. although im sure these will go for a mint
at auction... cuz of all the WWII collector nuts out there..
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| "YouTube
- Beer Cannon Montage" lol, these guys have
way too much time on their hands.. but this is still pretty awesome..
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| "ABCLocal
- Father Robinson Murder Trial" seriously,
whats wrong with religion today? Everyone is all fucked up over it..
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| "Break.com
- Weird Al - White and Nerdy" lol, Fluent in
Javascript and Klingon.. oh and just for the record, im so kewl, cuz
i have the same blue bowling shirt that Weird Al wears in this video.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "eBay
- Help Me Rent a Lamborghini" heh, its strange,
this almost seems like a resonable donation.. Sent in by: MattF
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| "YouTube
- Spoilers" ricer-bois owned.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YahooNews
- Track and Field Day Gone Wrong" OH SNAP!
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| "YouTube
- Stay Off the Pole" bhahahah oh god this rules...
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| "Gizmodo
- Remote Flying with VR Goggles and a Camera"
wow this is pretty cool, its almost making me motion sick, but i'd love
to try one of these..
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| "RollingStone
- Will the Next Election Be Hacked" uhm i guaranty
that someone will try; cuz thats the only way that George Bush will
win again...
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| "GopherGas
- Camel Spider Info" Followup: from ages ago
when Snopes featured the short article on these giant spiders.. anyway,
the video is pretty badass.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "Video.Google
- Home Made Flame Thrower" awesome.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Talk2Action
- New Rape Challenge Christian Right Claims on Pornography"
uh huh, i'd like to see the corresponding graph of the
amount of pornography available since the 70s. I definately think you'd
see a pattern Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Baby on Bong: Court Upholds Mom's Conviction"
god damn theres alot of hippy mothers in california... how on earth
did the "mother" think that smoking up with your 18month old
child was a good idea?
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| "Web.Mac
- Monster Cheesecake" k, this is NOT WORK SAFE,
it features nude women (in creepy halloween masks). I'm not sure how
i feel about this.. the ET Mask one is freaking me out..
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| "YouTube
- Walter Moers: Der Bonker" omg, this is the
most bizarre thing i've seen all day.. awesome..
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| "Alternet.org
- Secret Nixon Tapes Show Why the U.S. Outlawed Pot" and
this is why i love Nixon as a president... The ends will justify the
means..
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| "YouTube
- TA4 Skyhawk/F18 Mishap" Whoa! you'd think
that the US Airforcewould have done some wind tunnel testing on those
bombs... I guess from now on they will... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Video.Google
- Lowtax at Michigan Technical University"
as much as i hate SomethingAwful, this guy does seem to be mildly hilarious.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Passenge.se
- I'll Fix Your Computer, If You Let me Feel Your Boobs" haha
what a gimmick.. Sent in by: psux
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