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 "YouTube
- Scorpion vs. Spider" heh, this is pretty
cool, and infact, im kinda surprized how many "insect vs. insect"
videos there are up on YouTube.. 
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| "Yahoo
- 3 Fetuses Found in Dead Woman's Freezer" holy
crap fuck, what is wrong with some people?!?
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| "Reuters
- Cell Phones Don't Raise Cancer Risk" jesus
would someone make up their minds about this? every says different things,
first, "Cell phones cause brain cancer", then "Cell phones
dont cause cancer..." this is why the science industry is a sham,
everyone just says whatever they want...
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| "Yahoo
- Guiness Guzzling Camel Crashes Xmas Party"
ha! its official, Camels like Guinness
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| "SomethingAwful
- I Have Made The Worlds First Bacon Cake"
i think im going to be sick... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "DailyMail
- Alive, The Boy Whose Head Was 'Broken Off' in Crash" wow,
this kid is a god damn miracle of medical engineering. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Yahoo
- Scented Bus Shelters Unveiled in US" great,
now they wont smell of Urine and Homeless people sex... Sent in by: Kan
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| "SMH
- Woman in Indecent Act With Horse, Police Say"
*shudder* you know that every woman who has horses has these fantasies...
Horse girls are freaky...
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| "Philly
- Are the Pyramids Concrete?" Hrmm, I dont
understand why theres any question about this, its not like they're
theorizing about something they dont have access too. I'm sure that
someone has a sample of one of the larger top stones... why not just
call that guy, and have it tested?
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| "Liveleak
- US Helicopter Crash" OH SHI!
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| "PerpetualKid
- Play-Doh Cologne Spray" heh, yes! now anyone
can smell like play-doh!
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| "Amy
Youngs - Interactive Digestion Table" wouldnt
this release a horrible stink as it would break down all the food scraps??
Who would want this in their kitchens? Sent in by: Kan
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| "Breitbart
- Court Takes 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case" Follwup:
Bong Hits 4 Jesus... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "ChinaDaily
- Scientists Find Clue to Why Red Wine is Healthy" hrmm..
if only they could take these Polyphenol's and put them in scotch...
that would give me a pretty good excuse to drink it :) Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "FerryHalim
(Orisinals) - WinterBells" heh, this is surprizingly
cute.. click the mouse once to make the bunny jump, then bounce him
of all of the bells. rather clever..
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| "YouTube
- Brokeback Penguin" *snicker*
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| "Dailymotion
- WetRace" Whoa! Now you'd think that they
would have red-flagged this race way earlier.....
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| "WiiHaveAProblem
- Black Eyed Girlfriend" i'm sure this story
will take the place of the wife-beating "she walked into a door"
story... "No Really, i was playing zelda, and she walked in my
arm as i was making a slashing motion...." Sure... right...
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| "TheSuperficial
- Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Almost Doing it With Each Other"
oh god... puking.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- Pug Bowling" this is the funniest thing i've
seen in a long time... Sent in by: Sparky
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| "WorkingTitleFilms
- Hot Fuzz Trailer" hah! this looks awesome.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "AutoBlog
- How to Make a Left Turn in Moscow" wow..
this is unbelieveable...
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| "YouTube
- Vcents" ghaha! Verizon managers clearly need
to revisit grade 3 math... I love the 20second pause as the guy on the
other end of the phone is trying to figure out dollars or cents... I'm
amazed how long this goes on for... the Manager guy switches Cents and
Dollar units without doing any sort of conversion.
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| "Yahoo
- Oversized Condoms a Headache for Many Indian Men"
Followup: apparently its true, men in india have small penises...
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| "VSocial
- Edward Norton and Brad Pitt Singing the Penis Song"
ha! i may have to hunt this down on mp3...
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| "CNN
- 'Truthiness' is Word of the Year" i'm not
sure this is such a good thing.. having so many people embracing fake
news, and the culture that surrounds it.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Post-Gazette
- Researchers Say Smoking Pot Not Always Path to Hard Drugs"
yeah but it still doesnt make it cool to be an avid
user.. I know alot of people who've done nothing with their lives because
they smoke pot all day.. They're still working in grocery stores at
30, stocking shelves and slicing deli meat... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Newbiscuit.com
- Satanist 'Denied Right to Express Her Fair' at Work"
I still think that Religion should have no part in the work force.. Sent in by: xybr2
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| "Engadget
-180 PS3's Stolen From a Japanese Trucking Company"
uh ok, first, i'm only really interested in 1 tidbit of information
in this article... that Sony only produces around 215~ of these things
a week..... How on earth did they come up with that number? clearly
this is why there are shortages....
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| "Metro.co.uk
- Build a Dalek to Scare Drinkers" oh come
on.. like a Dalek would scare anyone. hell i'm sure kids these days
dont have any clue what a Dalek is anymore...
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| "WiiHaveAProblem.com"
ha! theres some good stories on here. Take a quick read..
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| "CNN
- Britney: I Went 'a Little Too Far' With Partying" hah
owned... crotch shots out loud..
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| "YouTube
- Charlie Brown Alternate Ending" ruled.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Yahoo
- Condoms Too Big For Most Indian Men" ghah
oh god, this is way too funny to be true... glad im not an indian :) Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "YouTube
- 2 Idiots" i dont get it... Sent in by: Carny
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| "YouTube
- The Parlor - What if a Chatroom was the Real Thing?"
ghahah
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| "Aftenposten
- Fortune in Fat" the worst/best part of this
article, is that this guy isnt joking, he's completely serious about
turning human fat into biodiesel...
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| "WWTDD
- Paris Hilton Wants to Have Kids" oh dear
god no....
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| "WCBSTV
- First Lady Fashion Faux Pas" ghah owned..
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| "YouTube
- USB Humping Dog" this is the funniest thing
i've seen all day.. Where can i buy one of these? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Playlist.Yahoo
- 300 Trailer" yup, this could be the greatest
fantasy action movie ever... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "FT.com
- Richest 2% Hold Half the Worlds Assets" so
wait, i only have to amass $500,000 to become part of the richest 2%
of the world? thats it? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Fquick
- Lexus Self Parking Video" ha! i dont know
if leaving cars to park themselves is such a good idea after watching
this...
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| "Science
Daily - Newts Regrow Hearts: Scientists Reveal Molecular Details of
Regeneration" OOOoOOO I'd love to be able to
regenerate lost limbs, and celular damage.. i wonder how long it'll
be before we see our children genetically modified to feature this ability...
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Judge Rules on Dead Deer Sex" oh god... what
is wrong with these people?!
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| "Compfused
- Pounding Away" ok, this is not work safe,
simply because it features an iraqi' having sex with a donkey on what
looks to be FLIR.. its pretty funny.. but seriously though, this is
who "we" are trying to liberate? is it really worth it?
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| "Somethingawful
- Annual Courtesy "Beware of UPS Shipping Gifts""
yeh UPS is a bunch of theiving monsters.. They'd take
candy from a baby, if you shipped the two together in the same box... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Flickr
- Ginger Bread Cookie Tie Fighter" heh ok,
i'm sure star wars nuts all over the place are spurting in xmas glee,
but this is still pretty neat.. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "BBCNews
- Flatulence Leads US Jet to Divert" gahhaaah
owned.. But wait, i thought matches wern't allowed on planes anymore?
how did this women sneak a pack of matches onboard a US flight? Sent in by: [Omni]
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