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 Happy
New Years Eve~ (and stuff).cre  
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| "Xbiz
- Appeals Court Enforces Ban on Erotic Movement in Clubs"
What?!?! They're trying to make the State of North Carolina a 'sexually
dry' state? thats gonna seriously limit tourism...
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| "CNN
- Hussein Executed With 'Fear in His Face'" well,
i hope this brings the cold shower of reality to all the other tyrannical
dictators out there, no one can escape justice from the 1800s
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| "YouTube
- Funny Silly Goofy Cats Compilation" heres
some funny kitties to take yer mind off the murder of Saddam
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| "Cat
Genie.com" Wow, now this is an elaborate solution
to a simple problem.... Just get a dog... they poop *gasp* outdoors.. Sent in by: Hab
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| "AngryFrozenHead
- The RamPod" Ha! this is way to funny to be
true.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Attrition.org
- Congressional Aide Attempts to Hire Hackers to Boost College GPA"
Holy shit, read this whole thing... its hilarious Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "WashingtonPost
- Pentagon Eyes $468.9 bln Budget for Fiscal 2008"
egads! Where do i sign for 400bln hand out?
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| "TecheBlog
- Top 5 Most Creative Keyboards" Whoa! the
Type Matrix Keyboard looks pretty leet...
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| "Columbia.edu
- They're In Love, They're Gay, They're Penguins"
lol, Gay Penguins, whats next, Pride Penguin Parades?
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| "Canoe.ca
- Starlets Opt for No Underwear Trend" I like
the way this trend is going... This war against underwear is one i'm
willing to fight for.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "TypePad
- Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You" ghah!
Yeah cuz every girl wants to have a Paris Hilton doll.. Yeah.. right... Sent in by: Brill
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| "AutoBlog
- Is That a Cannon in Your Vespa, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
Whoa! having a piece of memorabilia like this would be bad ass.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Sexuality
and u.ca - Some Women Allergic to Semen" i
guess these girls will never be able to do 'the money shot'... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LifeHacker
- How to Run Windows and Mac Apps Side-By-Side with Parallels"
Wow. this whole Mac switching to a FreeBSD kernel has done wonderful
things with people getting it to run on regular x86 hardware.. and this
Coherence thingy makes it only easier to run both Windows and OSX at
the same time
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| "Video.Google
- WRC Crash Compilation 3" Heh, some of these
are pretty good..
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| "YouTube
- Shoes" i dont get it...
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| "CNN
- Patron Wtih Grudge Opens Fire at Strip Club"
i know this shouldnt be funny, but this is so 90210 its has to be funny.
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| "Jeannettevejarano
- Chaos Theory" heh 80 appears to be the highest
i can get... Click one of the blue dots, and they all start to explode.. Sent in by: gid
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| "APOD
- Large Tsunami Shock Wave on the Sun" Whoa! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "GlobeandMail
- Studies Find Male Circumcision Reduces HIV Risk"
OOoOOo Get yer wang cut, and it reduces your chases to get HIV, interesting... Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "YouTube
- Tickle Me Emo" *snicker*
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| "SMH
- BlackBerry Bush Saves SkyDivers Life" if
this happened a few days earlier, it would have been declared a christmas
miracle..
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| "BBCNews
- Genetics of Eye Color Unlocked" OooOOO With
a little genetic engineering, you will soon be able to chose the eye
color of your child before its born.. Aryan Nation here we come...
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| "Break
- Brand New Saw 4 Trailer (spoof)" lol, whoever
was doing props on this film set, clearly fails...
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| "Video.Google
- Climb Dance 1989 Pikes Peak Peugeot 405 T16"
these Pikes Peak Racers are crazy.. Seriously mental... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Bond-Diamonds
- Short Stroll in a Chinese National Park" wow,
those pics are awesome. but seriously, thats not a 'hike', it looks
like a god damn endurance race... Sent in by: Skier |
| "Poe-News
- I Am Making Elaborate Plans For Your Rape Death"
ha! make sure you read the little blurbs above the pictures, they make
it all worth while.. Sent in by: d3nt
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| oh
thank god christmas is over... .cre
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| "NYTimes
- Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate"
Seriously, whats wrong with people?!
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| "YouTube
- Russian Mudding" these dudes are crazy..
but i cant help but laugh when that truck sinks into the lake..
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| "LATimes
- Human Nose Able to Sniff it Out" who needs
drug sniffing dogs when you could have a bunch of under-grad students
sniffing chocolate perfume...
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| "AutoBlog
- Onboard the Mucielago R-GT At Spa" *Drool*
now this is fast... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Weird Al's Interview with Kevin Federline" *snicker* Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "YouTube
- Monzy Performs at Stanford Univ." Word. Geek
Rappin... Sent in by: p0ng
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| "YouTube
- Car Crashes Into Mall" wow, talk about nice
security footage..
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| "Above
the Law - Lack of Warning Label on Arm & Hammer Leads to $425M lawsuit"
oh come on.. you have to be kidding me..
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| "Google
- Patent - Toy Gun Convertible into Robotic Humanoid Form"
MegaTron!
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| "Camaroz28
- Hard to Tell Who Needs to Pay Attention More, Driver or Attendant?"
hah, the Attendant must have been having a rough day.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Independent
- China's Goddess of The River is Driven to Extinction"
I bet those Chinese Fishermen are thinking "Welp one less thing
to get caught in those fishing nets.." Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Radar
Magazine - Top 10 Most Dangerous Gifts of All Time"
ghahah i had a lawn darts when i was a kid.. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| Merry
Christmas readers! My best wishes to you and your familys (except for
you asshole who i hate heh). Stay safe, or be reckless .cre
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| "Reuters
- India Has Killed 10 Million Girls in 20 Years"
What?!? looks like India is gonna be the next China
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| "HardOCP
- Verizon Check" lol!
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| "TheOnion
- Ho Ho Ho! I Saw You Masturbating" *Snicker*
Nothing like a little holiday masturbation fun...
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| "IHT
- Illegal Immigrants Contributed $17 Billion to Texas Economy Last Year"
wow its numbers like this, that really show how mexicans
have faught to change the "lazy" stereo-type that has been
associated with their peoples for decades.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Canada
- Diabetes Breakthrough" Whoa! this is fantastic,
Diabetes is a huge problem today, especially with all the rising rates
of obesity. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Raunch Dressing" heh i dont know if i should
be laughing or disgusted by this.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Enquirer
- Surrounded and Not Sellin' Out" its people
like this who make me proud to be human.. Some people are just too proud
to sell out..
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| "Gizmodo
- Honda ASIMO vs. Banana Peel" heh Asimo takes
a header...
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| "YouTube
- Dr. Phil Kicks Guest off Show" indeed, it
is a sick world...
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| "CNN
- Top General: Army Will Break Without More Troops" Yeah,
this is gonna get ugly pretty soon...
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| "Gizmodo
- Chainsaw Powered Motorcycle Cuts Through Highways"
i cant tell, is this lame? or cool... i think its lame.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj |
| "NewGrounds
- MC Hawking Music Video" lol this is rocking! Sent in by: Sain
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| "MSNBC
- Hermaphroditic Deer With 7 Legs 'Tasty'"
Whoa! 7 legs... feer Sent in by: psux
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| "YouTube
- Furries and Their Escalade" Jesus Fuck what
is wrong with these people...
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| "MySanAntonio
- Tunisia Shares 'Star Wars Set'" wow, this
is better then the Abyss Set which lives in North Carolina, cuz people
are actually living in these old Tatooine huts...
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| "RecordOnline
- The Monticello Miracle: Freak Racetrack Accident Restores Vision"
this is one lucky old dude, what normally should have
killed him, actually gave him sight back in his bum-eye
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| "Oxford
Journals - Infant Feeding with Soy Formula Milk: Effects on Puberty
Progession, Reproductive Functions" if you
are planning on having kids, or staying human, stay away from Soy-based
foods..
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| "FuckingMachines
- Sound Fucker" ok, as you guessed it, this
is not work safe.... but if you are looking for that one gift for that
person who has everything... this could be it... Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Maps.Google
- Wang on the Roof of a Building" lol, that
does looks suspiciously like a wang :) Sent in by: Gid
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| "IHT
News - Fans Sue U.S. Nightclub Over Shooting Spree that Killed 5, Including
Pantera Guitarist" worried about Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Mirror.co.uk
- The X-Rated Xmas Tree" lol. awesome, a christman
phalys..
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| "Hiroirio
- Asimo Falls Down Stairs" heh, looks like
one of its leg servo's got jammed heh..
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Soy is Making Kids 'Gay'" AH HA! i knew there
was a reason people shouldnt eat Tofu
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| "UKResistance
- Sony's Latest Internet Lie Blog Goes Wrong"
ghgah Sony = owned.
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| "BBCNews
- US Scientists Reject Interference" yeah no
shit.. i've been complaining about this crap for ages, 90% of american
scientists just sit there and make allegations about random stuff, making
direct correlations about breast size and color of a girls hair, without
any real proof.. And the media just gobbles it up, rewarding the scientists
with articles preaching how awesome they are... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Yahoo
- Worlds Oldest Person Dies at 116" hrm, i
thought the oldest living person was like 120yrs old.. maybe they died...
hrmmm Sent in by: Kittymau
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| "BBCNews
- Goat Guarded From Festive Vandals" lol, if
i erected a 40ft tall goat made of straw every year, i'd kinda expect
someone to toss matches at it, until it caught fire.. hell, i'd make
a competition based around that idea, see who could light it up from
furthest away. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- Scorpion vs. Spider" heh, this is pretty
cool, and infact, im kinda surprized how many "insect vs. insect"
videos there are up on YouTube..
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| "Yahoo
- 3 Fetuses Found in Dead Woman's Freezer" holy
crap fuck, what is wrong with some people?!?
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| "Reuters
- Cell Phones Don't Raise Cancer Risk" jesus
would someone make up their minds about this? every says different things,
first, "Cell phones cause brain cancer", then "Cell phones
dont cause cancer..." this is why the science industry is a sham,
everyone just says whatever they want...
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| "Yahoo
- Guiness Guzzling Camel Crashes Xmas Party"
ha! its official, Camels like Guinness
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| "SomethingAwful
- I Have Made The Worlds First Bacon Cake"
i think im going to be sick... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "DailyMail
- Alive, The Boy Whose Head Was 'Broken Off' in Crash" wow,
this kid is a god damn miracle of medical engineering. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Yahoo
- Scented Bus Shelters Unveiled in US" great,
now they wont smell of Urine and Homeless people sex... Sent in by: Kan
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