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 "TheSun
- Pub Fall Mairi's An Internet Star" Dear Lord,
it looks like this woman has put on a few pounds.. 
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| "ThatVideoSite
- Guy Pours Gasoline on His Pants and Runs Through a Fire"
These must be the dumbest kids alive.. who would think this would be
a harmless silly idea?
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| "TheGiantNapkin
- Fighting Fire With Fire..." I dont get it,
this dude can't possibly be this stupid
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| "Slashdot
- FBI Arrests Neteller Execs" lol owned, nothing
like laundrying money through illegal internet gambling profits and
getting caught with your pants down..
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| "YouTube
- They're Made Out of Meat" THE BRAIN IS MADE
OUT OF MEAT! this is hilarious Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "WilliamPye
- Water Sculpture" Whoa! This is super elite.. Sent in by: m4x
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Leopard Terror in The Urban Jungle" heh,
i love the live action shot of the leopard biting that dude. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "Space
- Pluto-Bound Spacecraft to Nab Speed Boost in Jupiter Flyby"
Woooo! this could be interesting.
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| "RumourWhores
- The Yeast he Can Expect is a 3 Match Ban"
hah! This is pretty low, when you fail a drug test, blaming it on your
sexual partners vaginal creams... This dude is never getting any after
this stunt..
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| "YouTube
- Parking" heh, gotta love these people who
cant park, and try to fit a big car into a compact spot.
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| "NYTimes
- 12th Dallas Convict is Exonerated by DNA"
This has gotta suck
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| "what.h8r.net
- oops03.wmv" lol and oops02.wmv
and oops01.wmv,
i cant stop laughing at the wheel barrel girl.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "SmithHappens
- LED and Resistor Cruits Sex Positions" BHAH!
This Rules! I wish i would have thought of this while i was still taking
electronics.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Mouse Traps Cats Head in Jam Jar" lol this
cat got his ass owned. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "YouTube
- Jeep Waterfall" wow, this is pretty cool.
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| "WashingtonPost
- Federline Signed to do Super Bowl Ad" bhahah
Federline sucks!
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| "Jokeroo
- Flexible Girl" ok, this video was a little
bit of a let down, but i bet this girl will be super popular once she
starts getting drunk and going to house parties..
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| "NewsDay
- 3 Arrested in Taped Assault" OH NO SHE DIDNT!
wait, this all started over some stupid internet diss'ing match? how
lame..
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| "WikiHow
- How to Make a StarShip Enterprise Out of a Floppy Disk" this
is kinda cool, but you'd need a pair of wire cutters or tin snips to
make it really look like the Enterprise. Sent in by: b00
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| "TheOnion
- Necrophiliac's Prison Release Sparks Outrage Among Area Corpses"
i cant explain why i this makes me laugh, cuz after
reading it twice i really cant find any *funny* parts heh. Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "Stuff.co.nz
- Angry Doc Cuts off Patients Penis" Note to
self: if ever injured in Romania, dont goto the hospital.. Sent in by: JudgeMental
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| "NYTimes
- U.S. Britain To Add Ships to Persain Gulf in Signal to Iran"
Anyone wanna play a little Tactical Nuclear Warfare?
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| "GameTrailers
- Chewbacca Arrested" *snicker*
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| "Little
Green Footballs - Undercover Mosque" What the
hell??!? This has gotta be why that North Americans and Muslims can't
be friends...
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| "StreetFire.net
- 18 Yr Old Girl Wrecks 800hp Corvette" UH
OHS! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Break.com
- BulletProof Glass Saves Soldiers Life" Now
this is impressive.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "King5News
- Icy Roads in Portland" haha this has gotta
suck. You'd think that portland would have some Salt Trucks running
around dropping salt or sand everywhere.. guess not.. Sent in by: HiHat |
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| ugh,
swapped shifts at work. ugh.. up way too early. sorry for the short
update. .cre
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| "YouTube
- Klingons In the White House" ghah StarTrek
Analogies in congress.
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| "Freep
- Adultery Could Mean Life, Court Finds" UH
OHS! this could be bad... really bad.. for all you 'open relationship
marriages'...
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| "MercuryNews
- Cellphone Ignites in Man's Pocket" Burns
to over 50% of his body.. that has gotta suck, this is why you shouldnt
keep your phone in your pants pocket...
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| "Pro-g.co.uk
- Blizzard Hints at New StarCraft by 2008"
about god damn time... I've been waiting for another RTS Starcraft based
game for ages now... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Breitbard
- Brazillian Researchers Test Algae-based Anti-HIV Gel"
this may be the greatest invention around, but.. i dont know that i'd
want to have sex with a girl who has algae growing in her vag.. Sent in by: HandBanana
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| "YouTube
- Letterman's Important Message About February"
*snicker* Sent in by: Pyriana
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| "YouTube
- Radio Contestant Dies From Stunt?" Followup:
Hold you Wee for a Wii!
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| "NYPost
- Banshee Nicole Drove Me To Murder" You'd
think that OJ would want to remain out of the spot light... but i guess
he's trying to gloat now..
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| "Destructoid
- New Ghostbusters Game?" ha! This looks pretty
awesome..
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| "LiveLeak
- Madrid Airport Bombing" it really is amazing
what security cameras will capture. Infact, i'm rather surprized of
the clarity of the images captured here.. the Government of Spain must
have spent a fortune on security to get pictures like this..
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| "Kotaku
- Five Hardcore Gamer Rooms" Clearly these
guys have way too much free time.. Sent in by: Uri
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| "VNunet
- Online World Offers Virtual Drugs" oh god,
and the virtual world just got lamer... Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "YouTube
- Demetri Martin Standup Comedy" ever wonder
how you get a job on the Daily Show? I dont really know how this works,
i really didnt find his jokes funny.. Sent in by: doom^
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| oh
god. so tired, brain not working.. ugh.. .cre
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| "Scotsman
- New Gene Linked to Alzheimer's Identified" clearly
we need to do more gene research..
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| "Consumption
Junction - Getting Caught Jerking Off at Work" ok,
as you guessed it, this may not be work safe..
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| "EnGadget
- Woman Dies Trying to Win a Wii" Uh, this
radio station must have never heard of the dangers of forcing poeple
to drink large amounts of water can cause huge biological problems.
also see
here
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| "Strmz
-100-Person Flashmob Chases Random People"
*snicker* now this is midly amusing.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Youtube
- Talking Cat" Durr.. What on earth is wrong
with this cat. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Knuttz.net
- Steel Animals" Whoa! These are badass Sent in by: JudgeMental
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