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May 31st
"DallasNews - A Better Burger, Made at Home" Whoa! Stuffing burgers with stuff... i've never thought of this.. you could like, garnish it from the insides, for a clean burger appearance on the outside... this is genius...

"NEWS.RGJ - Woman Accused of Exposing Herself to 13yr Old" Oh god.. MINE EYES!

"StarCraft2 - Features" SC2 looks jizzerific but im pretty sure i'll have to buy more ram, and a new video card to play :(

"YouTube - Slow Jerkin'" GhAhahahah! awesome

"BBCNews - Incest: An Age-Old Taboo" jesus.. apparently they have rednecks in Germany too, look at these people... Notice they're not smiling.... its likely because they dont have any teeth left...
Sent in by: MrTangent
"LOLCODE.Com" hehe i dont get it..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"YouTube - Vista Install in 2 Minutes" *snicker*
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
 
May 30th
"LCSun-News - Rocket Payload Found Nearly Three Weeks After Launch" Followup: THEY FOUND SCOTTY'S ASHES!

"GadgetGrid - Drinking Water From Thin Air" wow, looks like someone has finally made a portable air-water extractor. i'm sure the military could use something like this out in the deserts...

"YouTube - I'm a Blender" lol. this is hilarious

"VideoholicsAnonymous.Blogspot.com - Top Mike Tyson Moments of All Time" mike tyson is fucken crazy, if yer gonna watch this at work, turn the volume down a little as there is some harsh language..

"YouTube - CSU Ouch" damn, that kid got owned... but seriously though... wheres that kids parents?
Sent in by: Maxtype
"Flicklife - Adam Sandler Makes a Surprize Visit on Price is Right" Bob Barker is still one of my heroes..
Sent in by: psux
"Boat-Links - The Infamous Moto-Penis" What in the funk?! this may not be worksafe, since it features a dude riding a large penis shaped scooter or something...
Sent in by: p0ng
 
May 29th
"Movies.Yahoo - New Transformers Trailer" uhm, i still havnt gotten over the fact that they totally changed the way that the Transformers look, but it still looks like a great movie..

"Real-Vegas-Sins - What is Your Cousin Doing on the Internet" i dont get it..

"Random-Good-Stuff - Masked Goat" haha goats are afraid of skeleton masks.. awesome.. i'll have to remember this if im ever being chased by a gang of enraged goats..

"Gizmodo - P40 Tiger Shark Warbird Ceiling Fan" *snicker* this is kinda cool. but im sure if you put it in a kids room, they could be scared for life, thinkin that planes are always going to be crashing through their ceilings..

"DailyMail - Armed Police Raid Home After Mistaking Lara Croft Dummy for Gunman" awesome! i bet this article is gonna raise the auction price by like 1000$
Sent in by: p0ng
"ThePeterboroughExaminer - Even Bank Robber Gets Charged Service Fee" Now this is classic. Stupid Canadian Bank Robbers..
Sent in by: BlueFrog

"Youtube - Never Poke an Angry Wild Cat" lol, this isnt just a wildcat, its like a leopard or something... MEOOOOUUCH!
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj

 
May 28th
"Gizmodo - Weener Kleener Soap Ring" k, this is work safe, but seriously, is this the sort of thing that people are "inventing" nowadays? i bet the guy who invented this was just a chronic masturbator, and needed an excuse for spanking it in the shower all day long.. So it promptly became "market research" for his "new invention"..

"Snopes - Beer Can House" heh its always nice to finally hear some background story on these strange pictures that circulate the internet..

"TechCrunch - Engadget Knocks $4 Billion Off Apple Market Cap on Bogus iPhone Email" hahah! Engadget just made my new favorite website list. Anyone who can cause this sort of (temporary) loss to Apple is my hero.

"TheSuperficial - Jenna Fischer Has a Broken Back" well i hope this wont affect her acting schedule, since she's one of the funnier actors(actress) on the US Version of The Office. It just wouldnt be the same without her.. Plus she's kinda hot in that office co-worker sorta way..

"Gizmodo - Pee-Ware: How Not to Destroy an Old PS2" You'd think people would be smarter then this, especially since this sorta thing was featured on Mythbusters..
Sent in by: psux
"Ananova - A Boob Op Too Far" again... why do people post articles like this, but dont publish pictures along with them.. clearly this article needs some pictures..
Sent in by: BlueFrog
"AutoBlog - VW Golf + Hayabusa Engine == Holy Crap!" Whoa! owning a VW never looked so kewl..
Sent in by: doze
 
May 27th
"BigDogZink - Bad Tattoo Photo Archive" if these dont scare you away from getting a tattoo i dont know what will...

"Tossable Digits.com" what?! this is an awesome idea. why didnt someone think of this years ago?

"CNN - Helmet Saves Man When Truck Runs Over His Head" holy shitballs, this kid should buy a lottery ticket, cuz he's not gonna get any luckier then this.. i wish they had more pictures of the helmet, like a before and after, and then a 3D rendered reinactment of what happened, now that would be entertainment

"Gizmodo - A Gasmask Becomes the Most Terrifying Showerhead Ever" Creepy....

"AutoBlog - Even Stephen Colbert Has to Wait for a Ferrari" heh Colbert rules
Sent in by: Sain
"CustomNews.Blogspot - People Lived Here" My dear lord, how can a human be living in this place? i can understand living in a little bit of clutter (as i do) but this has to be toxic with all the garbage laying around.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Break - Funnel Fart Turns Gross" ok, this is super gross, i hope this guy gets diptheria and dies so that kids who watch this video will learn that stupid stuff can cost them their lives...
Sent in by: Wangzang
 
May 26th
"DailyMail - Mile High Couple Admit Jet Fracas" lol, busted for having sex in a airplane washroom..

"Fazed - (Japanese) Wrestling is Real" is it just me, or is this the dumbest thing you've seen all week... i know i've seen some dumb shizz, but this is rediculous.

"BBCNews - Wall Street Sequel 'To Be Made'" Yeah, this would have to be one of the longest durations between sequels... but either way, Wall Street rocked back in the day, i'm not sure they could reproduce that sorta movie with a sequel now-a-days

"CBCNews - Calgary Man Sentenced to Jail for Hurting Kitten" jesus fuck, whats wrong with the cowboys in calgary? This is why god punishes you with snow in May!

"GameTrailers - TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy" wow when this actually comes out (in 2020) it may actually be fun playing...
Sent in by: Usteppin
"GiggleSugar - Toilet Paper Wedding Gowns" lol, why spend lots of money on a dress you'll only wear once, when you can wrap yourself in TP..
Sent in by: Jesss
"CollegeHumor - The Human Giant" i dont know the history of these guys, but this is pretty funny..
Sent in by: RatThing
 
May 25th
"Well - Art Kleiner - Suicide" wow, these suicide notes suck. really makes these people south pathetic..

"CBS2 - Man Suspected of Killing Prostitute With a Hoe" haha this headline rules.

"Gizmodo - Ass Hat: Nexx X60 Helmet Lets you Wear Jeans on your Head" it is just me or does this look stupid?

"BBCNews - Semen Makes Women Happy" i'm telling this to every girl i meet from now on. i may also add that it only works if they injest it orallly..

"CBC - Wii-Habilitation Has Edmonton Patients on Their Toes" *Snicker* i bet Nintendo is loving this free publicity.
Sent in by: Kan
"YouTube - Psycho Dogs" haha these dogs rule.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"IdontLikeYouInThatWay - Jessica Simpson is Getting Worse" oh god, i just lost my erection.
Sent in by: Sneak
 
May 24th
"YouTube - erdekes kapcsolat - Dog Humping a Duck" rofl, k, this may not be work safe, since it features a dog humping a duck, or trying to hump it.. but its hilarious..

"ComicMix - More Bad Spider-Man Merchandise" lol, the caption says it all..

"TVSquad - Jane Fonda Gets Cosy with Stephen Colbert" hahah Jane Fonda still has it; not only does she have it, she has Stephen Colbert aswell

"YouTube - A New Level of Crazy" i'm sure i've posted this before, but this woman is completely crazy.

"CourtTV - Police Officer Who Baked Brownies Laced with Pot Avoids Criminal Charges" What?! How on earth does this guy steal evidence (illegal narcotics), take it home, and consume it without getting in trouble?
Sent in by: uri
"DiscoverMagazine - I Chat, Therefore I Am..." well atleast the guys who wrote these chat bots tried to put it some sort of matrices of answer-type statements..
Sent in by: Iketurner
"YouTube - Dan Whitney, Otherwise Known as Larry the Cable Guy" heh, he's still pretty funny, even when he was way too young and nervous..
Sent in by: wangzang
 
May 23rd
"EnGadget - Japanese Vending Machine Offers Free Drinks for Watching Ads" This could be a great idea, if only they could get the commercials off my tv...

"Video.NYTimes - The Panama Syndrome" wow, and here i thought the revolutionaries in Panama were bad, just look at their legal drug problems.

"Yahoo -Cremated Remains of 200 Lost in Mountains After Trip To Space" NASA is full of bumbling idiots.. how can they lose the ashes of 200 cremated people?

"WorseThanFailure - Chocolate Covered SQL" ha! it may not be apparent at first to the untrained eye, but look at the last line of ingredients heh.
Sent in by: Sneak
"YouTube - Travelers Insurance Rabbit Foot Commercial" *snicker*
Sent in by: ZenMidget
"BBCNews - Scientists Create 'Plastic' Blood" OoOoOOO Now this sounds cool
Sent in by: Doom^
 
May 22nd
"TheGlobeAndMail - Oral Sex Can Lead to Throat Cancer" whoever wrote this article, has marked him self for death.
The research also suggests that unprotected oral sex is a major reason people are contracting throat cancer - not just smoking and excessive alcohol consumption, as previously believed.
Maybe its not the oral sex that gives them cancer, maybe its the days and days of drinking and smoking which lead up to the oral sex... what do you think about that?

"YouTube - Best Cat Jump Ever" lol this cat rules.

"CNN - Retired Generals, Iraq Veterans Launch Anti-War Ads" Seriously, i'm amazed that the US is still trying to win this battle...

"EnGadget - Horizon Vending Machines Set to Track Student's Snack Habits" whatever happened to kids making and bringing their own lunches to school? i remember from the age of 6, i was making my own cheeze sandwich lunches.

"WWTDD - Paris is Still Driving (Update)" lol, Paris is gonna get herself sent to prison if she keeps this up.
Sent in by: Sneak
"CNN - Tortoise vs. Cat" ghahah this turtle rules. he's completely feerless
Sent in by: BlueFrog
"YouTube - Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting" rofl, this is great, its an exercise in futility. this may not be funny to most, but anyone who's struggled with Voice Recognition before knows what this guy is going through
Sent in by: doom^