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 Alright,
whatever you guys are doing today, take an hour at lunch time and visit
your local wendy's, and get a Baconator.. Heres a little back story,
A few of my buddy's have been talking about these Baconator burgers
for the past few days; saying how they were designed by the gods, the
beef came from praised hindu cows, and the bacon from was blessed by
a rabbi's; these were the greatest burgers to ever grace man. Even though
i'd hadn't eaten fast food in almost 8years, i knew i had to try one.
I took the time yesterday to try one, and oh my god it was one of the
greatest fast food burgers i've ever had.. you must all try one.. (thanks
psux).cre  
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| "Yahoo
- The Wurst New Flavours You Can Imagine" eeewww
kiwi flavoured sausage?!?! i think im gonna be sick...
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| "Local10
- Teen Scares Off Burglar With Samurai Sword"
Who needs a $1000 security system, when you can send your child to ninja
day camp for $200 and then buy him a mock samurai sword for $50.
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| "Break
- Nancy Grace Pranked By Own Staff" bhaha,
I dont watch the news anymore, so i had totally forgotten who nancy
grace was until now, this is by far one of the funniest things ive seen
all day..
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| "Techcrunch
- Sparter Launches, Go Buy Some World of Warcraft Gold"
There is something wrong about selling closed currencies... But these
kids will prolly make a fortune. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Gametrailers.com
- Id Tech 5 Demo" Uh ya, did i post this already? Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "FoxNews
- Florida Boater Knocked Unconscious by Leaping Sturgeon"
if any of you have been fishing before, you know how big and dumb sturgeons
can get, i just cant understand how something like this would 'fly'
out of the water and clock some unsuspecting boater... Sent in by: Jesss
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| "YouTube
- Boys on Wheels - New Wheels On The Block"
i have nothing to say. absolutely nothing... this is a test from god
i can feel it.
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| "CNN
- Deadly 2$ Heroin Targets Teens" Eeeww. the
photographs of the confiscated 'cheese heroin' looks like bleached poop
in toiletpaper... clearly whoever is marketing this product to kids
has failed... They need to have like ultraman or pokemon on the packaging...
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| "LiveLeak
- Man Catches Incredible Rare Barking Shark" Wow,
this is pretty rad!
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| "Keyetv
- Elderly Pa. Women Pose for Risque Photos"
uhm, uhm uhm, i'm not sure what sort of fetish people would be drawn
to semi-naked 80yr old women, clearly i will not be buying this calendar.
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| "Yahoo
- Chinese Surnames Shortage Sparks Rethink" lol
there are 93 million 'wangs' in china, i would have figured they'd have
way more then that... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "ABCLocal
- Student Apparently Takes Her Own Life in High School Restroom"
i wonder how the press is going to try and blame this on videogames? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- NBA Finals Lebron Etch a Sketch" whoa! this
etchasketch guy is pretty amazing, i wonder if he uses his skills to
get laid? Sent in by: Sneak
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| "MSNBC
- Biosphere 2 Bubble Sold to Developers" What
in the funk?! for 50million, i would have taken out a bank loan, and
bought it myself, then lived in it...
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| "YouTube
- Crazy Japanese Dancing Remix Rave" i dont
get it...
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| "ZDNet
- Leading ISPs Sign Up for Goodmail AntiSpam Service" lol,
companies paying for email, i'm not sure how well this will sell..
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| "Local6
- Turtle Has Satan Image After Surviving Fire"
i bet they could sell this turtle to a casino for like a million bucks~
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| "Meathaus
- Hairstyle Names From the 1970s Ebony Ad"
haha i love the 70s.. but seriously tho, like 95% of these look the
same.. clearly i'm losing my vision... Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "MakeZine
- 30,000 Matches, Ignited" i thought for sure
this would have melted the aluminum bucket. i would have liked to see
how it looked afterwards.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "NeatoRama
- Cheese Out of Human Breast Milk" Yeah, i
thought this was a hoax, before even reading the article.. Sent in by: Uri
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| "I
Am A Bad Lay.com" *Snicker* theres some comedy
gold in here..
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| "Norml.org
- Quadriplegic Serving 10-Day Sentence for First-Time Marijuana Charge,
Dies in DC Jail" now this is fucked up.
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| "NewGrounds
- FDA - Taint of Love" lol, this may not be
work safe since it features bad singing about humping ass...
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| "ScienceDaily
- Super Fruit Fly May Leads To Healthier Humans"
Yeah this could be interesting, if they can pull this off, i'm sure
the human race will have some strange decisions ahead of themselves.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "DailyCarVideos
- F1 Montreal Kubica Crash" Whoa! this dude
got his shit beat. F1 racing is no joke its a killer.. Sent in by: d3nt
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| "DevilDucky
- Japanese TV Human Tetris Game" *snicker*
this is the strangest thing i've ever seen.. Sent in by: psux
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| "News.com.com
- Legalizing Net Gambling? There's a Chance" when
they legalize Net Gambling, they need to figure out a loophole to let
Canadians Gamble at American Online Gambling sites...
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| "Yahoo
- Orgin of Deja Vu Pinpointed" OoOOoo Now this
is interesting, i havnt experienced Deja Vu in quite awhile, but i think
thats because i can see the future. Either way this is pretty leet
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| "YouTube
- Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday" *snicker*
i'm sure starwars fans everywhere are giggling right now..
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| "NewScientist
- Cannabis Compound Reduces Skin Allergies in Mice" ha~
Yeah, i'm sure this will be the new perscription for topical allergies...
Here's stoogy full of joints, take as required..
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| "Greenbean.org
- Super Mario Brothers Sound Board" Yeah, this
is entertaining for like 10 seconds, then its boring... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CBS5
- World's Ugliest Dog Contest Held in North Bay" oh
god, watch the slideshow, when cross breeding goes wrong.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "YouTube
- Buzz Aldrin Punches Guy in the Face" Buzzs
Aldrin is my hero. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| Eek!
slept in, sorry for the short update.. .cre
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| "WTOPNews
- Man Drowns Trying to Get Phone in Sewer"
lol sometimes fat guys shouldnt climb into sewers...
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| "EnglishRussia
- Chechen Self-Made Weapons" wow, barely any
of these are distinguishable as guns, but clearly they are the child
of plumbing innovation.
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| "TimesArgus
- Animal Cruelty Case Yields 'Doggone' Dismissal"
*snicker* getting charged for staring at a police dog..
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| "FlickrVision.com"
Now this is interesting, and i'm sure will keep me occupied at work
all day today. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Girl's Feet Severed on Ride at Six Flags"
man this sucks, seriously tho, who goes on these 10second rides? im
a rollercoaster man myself, and never understood these types of rides.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Keeran
- Firefox Download Delay Solved" gotta love
it when the solution to a problem is staring you right in the face.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "DailyMail
- Damien Hirst Unveils His Jewel in the Crown" wow,
this is awfully excessive, sure skulls are cool, and yes, diamonds can
be cool, but is it really necessary to put the two together? this looks
like some rapstars fake bling
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| "YouTube
- Above the Influence, Parody Nostradomus"
*snicker*
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| "WoodTV
- Man in Wheel Chair Takes a Ride on Semi's Grill"
holy crapsticks, this guy is lucky to be alive, i'm completely surprized
that his wheel chair wheels didnt disintegrate at those speeds..
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| "Flickr
- Downtown Columbus Ohio Paint Ad" I hope those
cars that got covered in Yellow Paint were supposed to be 'part of the
ad' Sent in by: Uri
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| "MSNBC
- Large and In Charge" lol fat mouse Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "MercuryNews
- Major Breakthrough in Stem Cell Research"
i'm telling you all, Stem cells could be the solution to all our problems.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "VideoSift
- BBC Airs Goatse Alternative Logo for London Olympics 2012"
ghahahahah! owned.
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| "ArsTechnica
- Second Life 'Land' Dispute Moves Offline to Federal Courtroom"
hah! these rpg dudes are getting lamer and lamer.. For example, some
player pissing an moaning that his account was shutdown (case in point)
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| "NBC5i
- Car Slams Into Northeast Dallas Restaurant" You
know, crashing cars into other cars happens, crashing cars into parked
cars happens. Mostly because they all share the same space, i've always
been facinated by cars crashing into buildings, since they really dont
share any common space...
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| "WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo
- Brooke Hogan Is a Good Dresser" *Snicker*
this begs the question... Who's Brooke Hogan?
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| "SkyNews
- Bra and Knickers Cause Road to Flood" i'm
surprized that the bobby's didnt go around interviewing families to
see who they belong too. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "SteadyHealth
- Will Anal Sex Make My Butt Bigger?" this
is the funniest thing i've read all week.. Sent in by: _Spectre_ and Tungsten
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| "EnGadget
- Microsoft Unveils Limited Edition Simpsons Themed Xbox 360s"
wow talk about lame marketing.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "MetaCafe
- Cheating Husband Prank Call Video" ghahah!
this rules..
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| "YouTube
- Baby Bunny Grooming" sadly the bunny doesnt
do anything silly at the end... it just sits there, cleans itself, and
then jumps out of frame.. but its still funny
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| "CNN
- Senator Seeks Tax on Pimps, Prostitutes"
this old guy is speaking to my better judgement.. Tax pimps and hoes'
and people who ride bicycles... thats what im all about..
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| "MocoNews
- Amp'd Mobile in Trouble" I had always wondered
about how successful AMP'd Mobile was, all the commercials give me the
impression that their marketing team is composed of 80yr old women who
are trying to be cool, designing commercials for kids. I guess they're
not doing so good if they've opened their books to Chapter 11 and are
reading the praises of bankruptcy. Also, see
here for a breakdown how much they owe people.
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| "YouTube
- Hilbrand Nawijin - He Jumpin" What in the
funk is this?! Some sort of european joke? Sent in by: d13
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| "USAToday
- Whiskey Maker Battles Drought" UH OHS JACK
DANIELS IS IN TROUBLE! Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "PsychologyToday
- Crying Over Spilled Semen" hahah semen rules,
apparently now its a mood altering chemical. Sent in by: Witz
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| oh
shi, slept in.. late for work.. ugh.. .cre
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| "iFilm
- No Direction, Period" lol i hate bob dylan.
but this is pretty funny.
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| "YouTube
- 170kph Mountain Bike Crash" Whoa! this dude
took quite a dump here. i'm impressed. but you'd think this guy would
have worn a little more protection, like a full face helmet or something.
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| "FerryHalim
- The Crossing" followup: remember like 6 months
ago, i posted a bunny jumping game, well, heres another game from the
same guys who made the bunny jumping game.. its pretty easy, but it
gets tricky later on..
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| "YouTube
- Rah Bras - No Furture" i dont get it. but
i think this is the greatest music video evar... Sent in by: d13
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| "MetaCafe
- Dogs Love This Cat" ghah i bet this cat some
somewierd body chemistry where it sweats some sort of puppy pheromone Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "EnGadget
- Sanrio Offers Up Hello Kitty Body Fat Meter"
lol, clearly this is for the Hello Kitty fan who has everything. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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