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 "LiveLeak
- Supermarket Thief Gets More Than He Expected" now
this is why you dont bring a big kitchen knife to rob a place, sure
it may look impressive, but it will just be clumsy to a point where
you will end up disarming yourself.. 
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Frappuccinos Summer's Liquid Cheeseburgers" no
this article is not about some sorta super burgerccino's (like i was
originally hoping); but instead its about these frozen cuppiccino dessert
things that have like a million calories.. These things are almost as
bad as Baconators...
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| "TheRegister
- Suit Blows £105k in London Bar" Holy
crap sticks, this is just silly. You're not supposed to go out and get
completely trashed on Cristal..
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| "ABCNews
- Oscar the Cat Predicts Patients Deaths" i
saw this on TV the other day, i dont think this cat can predict the
deaths, i think it carries some sort of overnight plague, where it cuddles
up to someone, and they catch the disease, then die over night... its
a Catspiracy
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| "CNN
- Day With Britney Spears was 'Shock'" ha!
Britney is awesome.. clearly she's nuts.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Man Burns Down Trailer in Online Feud" lol,
never insult a navy-man.. but seriously though, people get mocked all
the time on the intarweb. I guess some people just cant hack it.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "LiveLeak
- How Not to Drive a BMW 740i" i dont get it..
Why would this guy be doing a burn out on the uneven side of a flood
bank? Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Reuters
- Nude Blonde, Gold Stilettos and a Ferrari..."
hah awesome... also see
here and here
(for picture, possibly not safe for work)
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| "YouTube
- Long Island Gamers" our society rests on
the shoulders of these super nerds. we're doomed..
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| "Modern
Drunkard Magazine.com - Juicing on the Job" lols,
i remember drinking on the job when i was working at IBM... god damn
that place drove me to it...
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| "ABCNews
- $207Million, Largest Drug Cash Seizure" holy
crapsticks, why couldnt this guy come up to toronto and be my best friend?
i could use a new collection of ferarri's or lamborghini's.. he seems
like the kinda guy who could accomodate that sorta thing.
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| "YouTube
- Office Space, Recut" i'm gonna have to rewatch
this one.. these trailer remixes are awesome. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "CBS11TV
- Gas Explosions and Fires Rock Dallas" Everything
is always bigger in texas... Sent in by: [Omni]
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| "YouTube
- Crazy Ad for Tampons" *Snicker* Sent in by: Uri
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| Ugh,
to nights in a row of drinking, and not sleeping, ugh i hate working
this early on weekends .cre
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| "News.com
- Next Version of Windows: Call It 7" hopefully
this will be as successful as "Microsoft Bob"
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| "Wired
- FBI Secret Spyware Tracks Down Teen Who Made Bomb Threats"
UH OHS! sounds like the FBI has discovered BackOriface...
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| "Bloody-Disgusting
- Welcome to 'House of 1000 Muppets'" *snicker*
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| "YouTube
- Furries and Their Escalade" i will never
understand the furry sensation Sent in by: d13
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| "Jalopnick
- Dodge Nitro Kills Dog, Makes Us Cry A Little" yeah
i hope this wasnt a real advertisement.. all this is gonna do, is make
the animal rights people angry Sent in by: Bluefrog
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| "eHow
- How to Sip Some Purple Drank" What the hell?!
is this website condoning the habit of drinking cough syrup? also see
here.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "VideoSift
- Evolution is a Blind Matchmaker" if you
have 10 minutes to waste, this is a pretty interesting read/presentation,
i've always been facinated by the 'evolution' arguement.
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| "WCCNet.org
- Andy Dick Meets John Lovitz" ghaha John Lovitz
is my hero.. nobody fucks with John Lovitz
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| "Gizmodo
- Flip the Bird - Crazy RC Chopper Piloting Could Chop Heads"
all i have to say is "wow". I'm not a huge
RC guy, but i can appreciate the hobby, but this chopper, and its pilot,
are crazy..
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| "ABCNews
- Man With Twin Living Inside Him" Freaky,
but i bet this guy felt 40lbs lighter after getting out of surgury..
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| "Washington
Post - Barbecued Alaska" i love bacon, and
icecreme is a nice treat sometimes.. but Bacon Icecreme? i think im
gonna be sick.. Sent in by: Das_Rai
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| "Communist
Robot - Synthetic Snot for Robots" uh ohs,
Robots that can smell.. we're all in trouble. Sent in by: Kan
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| "YouTube
- Steam Explosion in NY" Holy shitballs, take
a look at some of the other videos of this explosion.. if this happened
in my backyard, i wouldnt be anywhere near that thing. Sent in by: Uri
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| "Secret
Technology - GameGame" i dont get it.. what
are you supposed to do in this game?
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| "eBay
- Transformers Movie Props, BumbleBee 77 Camaro"
lols, this is the only way they'd ever get 40k for an old beat up 77
Camaro... Put it into a movie as the starring role..
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| "ABCNews
- Giant Homer Simpson Freaks Out Countryside"
yes, i know this is old news, but i figured it would be appropriate
to share, since the movie opens today.
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| "Buisness2
- iPhone Mystery at Duke University; Case of the Flooded Routers"
haha, looks like the iPhones freak out when looking
for WIFI signals; flooding routers with MAC address requests or something.
way to go apple..
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| "YouTube
- U.S. Soldier Shot By Sniper (And pops back up)"
Bring the soldiers home... Sent in by: d3nt
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| "Reuters
- SchoolGirl Loses 'Virginity Ring' Battle" wow,
what is the school really saying by doing this... that they promote
sexual activity in their high school? keep in mind, i'm no fan of religion,
but who's to say that this ring may not just be for fashion.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "WCCNet.org
- Jesus is the Answer.swf" i dont get it.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "YouTube
- He Man Sings" oh my god, this is so well
done, i cant stop laughing..
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| "HeadsMagazine
- Know Your Dealer" lols, when i was younger
i remember buying pot from atleast one of each of these dealer "Types".
heh well done Heads Magazine
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| "LucasArts
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" heh i'm sure
the starwars fans out there are jerking it so fast right now... Sure
this looks neat, but i dont think i'd ever play it...
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| "YouTube
- Bulgarian Gangsta Rap" i'd swear i've posted
this before, but its still hilarious
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| "YouTube
- Nopi Drift Show Crash" UH OHS! Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "MySpace
- Vodka in a Stapler" *snicker* Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- Real Transformer" the day that the japanese
can find a way to make these cheaply, is the day that i will have a
whole army of these little guys running around causing trouble. Sent in by: MaxType
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| "Who-Sucks
- Monstrous Myostatin Misfortunes" i saw this
picture (of the muscley whippet) last week, and i wondered what was
going on, i figured someone just left out their annabolic steroids and
the dog got into them, but seriously, check this out, apparently its
some sort of genetic defect, and even humans can get it..
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| "YouTube
- Good Gracious Me: Gay Son" i cant tell, is
this supposed to be funny? really i cant tell.. i can only assume its
supposed to be, since they turned up the laugh-track so loud (probably
to hide their own comedic deficiency..)
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| "Yahoo
- Pentagon to Junk Millions in Combat Gear"
scrapping perfectly good military equipment.... clearly the military
has gone mad... Especially since the rest of the world would love to
own some X-US-Military stuff. Like Iran, or Afghanistan, or even Iraq.
Also see
here.. it appears that its 1.8billion dollars worth of stuff
they could have sold, they scrapped instead..
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| "Physorg.com
- Polish Baby Born Drunk" What?!? How on earth
could a child survive with this much alcohol in his system. I guess
his mom is a party-girl
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| "HauntedFrog
- Duckon 2007-Steve Ward's Singing Tesla Coil Video" ghah,
Sounds required, any Mario fan must watch.. Sent in by: [omni]
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| "YouTube
- Joe Pesci - Wise Guy Music Video" my god.
if Joe Pesci would make an album, even though it would likely be bad
rap like this, i'd still buy it.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "WWTD
- Wtf is This" Hah! Tara Reid still hasnt had
her butchered boobjob fixed yet, check out these pictures, featuring
her in a dress from different angles.. her boobs are all lumpy and uneven..
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| "Tech
Blorge - Teens Under Investigation for YouTube Toddler Ecstacy Video"
What in the funk? there is clearly something wrong with this kid, it
wouldnt surprize me if it was X.. Someone fire up the gas chamber, the
texas police are not going to take too kindly to this..
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| "YouTube
- EagleMan (Freak Dealer) Commercial" i dont
get it...
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| "ZDNetAsia
- Dangerous Java Flaw Threatens Virtually Everything"
NEWSFLASH: Java Sucks...
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| "YouTube
- Thriller" heh i dont get it.. is this for
a movie? or something? Sent in by: Spectre
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| "Liveleak
- Mentos and Carlsberg Beer" lols owned. Sent in by: Carny
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| "YouTube
- Sex And the City" heh more animal humping Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| Oh
Shi, slept in, gonna be late for work.. .cre
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| "Dvorak
Uncensored - Wacky Renault Ad from Spain" What
the?! clearly i dont get it.
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| "CNN
- Man Arrives at Wedding Year Early" how on
earth did this make it into the news?
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| "Game
Trailers - Mario Galaxy" This looks pretty
awesome, almost awesome enough to have to own a Wii.. (almost)....
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| "RonUsser
- 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII With Disappearing Doors" Followup
from the other day.. Disappearing doors are super cool. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Tonawanda-News
- Dog Attack Probe Continues" this dog is gonna
die... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TheLocal
- Sigbritt, 75, Has Worlds Fastest Broadband"
heh, and i bet she's using it right now for porn. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Gizmodo
- Router Wars - Belkin N1 Sexiest Router Ever"
Whoa! this is pretty leet, now i dont think i'd ever buy one, but i'm
sure most script kiddies would find the LCD display to be the end-all
in coolness..
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| "MakeUpYourOwnMind.co.uk
- McDonalds Fast Food Questions" lol some of
thes are pretty funny, i cant believe that someone would actually take
the time to respond to all these questions..
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| "Consumerist
- Geek Squad Steals Porn From Customers Computer"
hah owned.. never trust your porn in the hands of another person...
Especially if you're into the border line illegal stuff. but seriously
though, Geek squad has been in the news an awful lot as of recent..
all with bad publicity...
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| "PublishersWeekly
- San Diegans Alarme By Proposed Giant Phallus"
is that a 40 Storey Wang in your pocket, or are you just happy to see
me..
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| "IndyStar
- Sex-Change Trial Has Cost Far More Than The Operation" are
they giving away free sex change operations in Boston? how is this guy
even being taken seriously? Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "News.com.au
- The Lion Whisperer" Didnt i post this already?!
eitherway, i'm sure later this year we'll hear about this guy getting
mauled to death by lions or something Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "YouTube
- Pug Hump" oh god theres so many funny animal
humping videos on youtube... i think i've posted this one before.. but
its still hilarious Sent in by: Dan
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