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 "Slashdot
- Gunplay Blamed for Cutting Fiber" What in
the funk?! people shooting at fiber cables?! in cleveland?! this has
to be a mistake. 
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| "ScienceDaily
- New Caledonian Crows Find Two Tools Better Than One"
Forget monkey's, crows appear to be super intelligent; feer. i'm gonna
start a new evolution movement that says we decended from crows
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| "BSAlert
- Bill Nye Boo'd in Texas For Saying The Moon Reflects the Sun"
lol, as much as i like texas, i think that certain parts need a serious
re-education..
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| "WWTDD
- Jenna Jameson - Quack Quack" When plastic
surgery goes bad..
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| "FreeChickenAndCoke.com"
i dont know what restaurant this is.. but i know we dont have them in
Ontario Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Gizmodo
- Persuader Gun Purse Has You By the Balls"
uhm who ever is in charge of the marketing of this gun purse, is my
kinda person.. Chicks in underwear, carrying guns.. now thats a turn
on. Sent in by: Sain
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| "ScaryGoRound
- Magic Underpants" lol, i have a pair like
this... they're really special... i wouldnt say magical tho; but i guess
thats because i cant see the face of burt reynolds in them Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Independent
- Americans Are Flocking to Hi-Tech Creation Museum Where Man and Dinosaur
Frolick Together" when i do my roadtrip next
year, i'm definately gonna have to stop here, just to see how bad or
hilarious this place is.
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| "FilmDrunk
- First Photo From New Bond Movie" hrmm, well,
being a bond fan, this is good news... but i was kinda hoping for a
cooler photo...
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| "YouTube
- Hillarious Anti-Piracy Ad" lol, Cool is Copyright.
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| "Guardian
- Robber Jailed for Sex Toy 'Armed' Raid" *snicker*
Nothing like holding up a shop, with a vibrator in a bag.
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| "BBCNews
- Seagull Becomes Crisp Shoplifter" rofl, the
picture of the seagull walking out of the store is priceless Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Break
- Nasty Moto GP Crash Video" My god, i hope
this guy is ok; thats one nasty spill Sent in by: USteppin
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| "Moan
My Ip.com" lol, i guess this beats the regular
'showip.com' or whatever. Sent in by: Toooool
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| "CollegeHumor
- Internet Commenter Business Meeting" ghahah!
it gets off to a slow start, but its a riot
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| "YouTube
- Ghetto Deposition" What in the funk?! is
that dude wearing a sock on his head? i simply do not understand, clearly
these people think that they're bigger then the IRS or who'ever is trying
to sue them..
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| "SpellingMistakesCostLives
- Santa Billboard Glasgow" rofl
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| "CNN
- Australian Woman Killed by Pet Camel" Dry-Humped
to death by an australian camel... I wonder what the eulogy will be
like. 'Mary was a very special woman, who brought love into the hearts
of all that she touched...'
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| "YouTube
- Miss Teen USA 2007 Top 5 Final Question"
it looks like they got an AC Slater Look-a-like to Host it... But seriously
after Ms. SC its pretty stupid, she manages to say nothing in like 400
words. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Break
- Awesome 4x4 Waverunner Video" hehe, yep,
this looks like the 4x4-waverunner combo that ruined that awful episode
of Patent Bending (which is pretty awful on its own without anyone elses
help). but seriously though, this does look kinda cool. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "JohnRedwoodsDiary
- Tragic Greek Fires Show How Difficult Curbing Carbon is"
i think the current body count is like 70 greek people have died due
to these fires, and all these guys are commenting on is the carbon emissions....
talk about insensitive Sent in by: Wolf
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| "BrandonAdcock
- How to Get Fired From Dairy Queen" ROFL!
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| "TheGlobeandMail
- You Always Remember Your First Time" Ghah!
awesome, seriously though, unwatched candles during sex can cause seriously
problems. I've had one tea light catch a container of deoderant on fire
before, and a candle in a small cup almost melt through the top of my
plastic computer speakers; all during sex..
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| "YouTube
- Moskau With English Lyrics" *Snicker* i just
dont know what to say.
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| "Forbes
- 181 Chinese Miners Trapped By Flooding" I
really thought that Trapped miners were a thing of the past, but clearly
after the Utah disaster, and now China... Being a miner is not a safe
job
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| "GameTrailers
- Angry Video Game Nerd: Atari Porno Review" This
guy is hilarious Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Break
- Trust me I'm a Professional" Never trust
a "Self Help Expert"... Sent in by: Sparky
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| "Local6
- Suspected DUI Driver Jumps From Car, Flees With Beer in Hand"
i will never understand the "drinking while driving" mentallity Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "Break
- How Not To Remove A Basket Ball Hoop" what
sort of moron didnt see this coming? i'm absolutely amazed by random
peoples stupidity sometimes
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| "DormItem
- The Worlds Most Disturbing Children's Book"
What in the funk?! this shit is crazy.
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| "Gizmodo
- $1.5 Million Yacht Plunges Nose First Into Ocean"
yikes! if this was my boat, i'd be pissed..
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| "NASA.Gov
- Bizarre Star" wow, it really is amazing what
can be seen in our universe. this is like a giant slow moving comet
or something, impregnating the cosmos.
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| "Quake.DrunkenCoders.com
- The Home of QuakeDS" Whoa! i may need to
borrow my gf's DS for those long car rides Sent in by: d13
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| "YouTube
- AMV Hell Clip - Big Balls" lols, cartoon
raccoon testicles. good times. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "SomethingAwful
- US Government Paid $998,798.00 for Shipping two $0.19 Washers"
uh ohs, i bet the assraping they'll get in jail will all be worth it
for the 20million they stole.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CityNews
- Cops Track Motorcyclist in 250km/h Chase" this
guy is a moron, and he's crazy. thinking that the cops would believe
that the bike was stolen after it was abandoned at the end of the chase..
yeah right..
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| "Gizmodo
- Die Cast Bender Turns Head, Turns Heads" this
is surprizingly cool for a desk toy.
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| "Local6
- Man Arrested After Crashing New $400,000 Lamborghini"
sometimes i am amazed by the stupidity of the rich. Why couldnt they
give me the $400,000, i would protect that investment, by not crashing
the lamborghini
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| "Wired
- You Dumb Fuck! - Uwe Boll Replies to Postal Review"
ghaha! Uwe Boll Rules.. no wait, he sucks
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Don't Go To Jail" *snicker* Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Break
- Guys Prank Pedestrians Video" this looks
just like the "quebec just for laughs" gags, which are not
funny.. i remember seeing one that super imposed the picture of the
grimreaper on some security camera footage and freaked the hell out
of some old people.. Not funny Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Learning.Sohu
- Chihuahua With Heart Shaped Pattern on his Coat"
awww cuteness overload.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Gizmodo
- Get Wood, a Plave for Men to Park Their Manhood" Heh,
finally a chair for those of us who have an abnormally large ballsack.
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| "WWTDD
- Jenna Jameson is Getting Me All Hot" my dear
god what happened to Jenna Jameson, she used to be mildly attractive,
now she looks like old wrinkly garbage bag.
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| "Engrish
- Naked Coffee" What?! i dont get it..
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| "News.com.au
- Biker Fails to Notice Missing Leg" Followup:
Looks like this guys severed leg was too badly damaged to reattach..
This is why i will never own a bike.
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| "Break
- Foul Mouthed Granny is Really Pissed" jesus,
this old lady has the mouth of a 20yr old sailor. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "Gizmodo
- Worlds Most Revolutionary Digital Art Tool Unveiled" *Snicker* Sent in by: Carny
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| "Ebay
- Lot of Pokemon Cards" hah, read the description,
its actually pretty well written for an ebay auction (and pretty funny) Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "SamuelMullin
- Nintendo Tattoo's" i dont think i'll ever
understand these geeks turned tattoo victims, but it does look pretty
cool
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| "TheGameGods
- Move Over Transformers, Here Comes Voltron" What
What?! Voltron?! i just hope they dont fuck it up.
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| "PennyArcade
- Soft Targets" rofl. Penny Arcade is teh funnies
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| "Gizmodo
- The Madness Begins, 300Page AT&T Bill for iPhone" seriously
save a forest, i bet each page had like $0.57 worth of calling on it
or something
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| "BreitBart
- Motorcyclist Rides 2km Unaware of Losing his Right Leg" Wow,
this is why i prefer cars to motorbikes, if i happen to bump into something,
i'd prefer to scratch my paint, then lose my leg. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Funl.Blogspot.com
- Insane Driver Misses Exit" ghah ! and i thought
drivers up here in canada were bad.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "DamnFunnyPictures
- The Simpsons House" ha! i'm sure this didnt
help the house sell. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- Simpsons 300 Trailer" rofl, this is surprizingly
well done.
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| "Wired
- Virgin Airlines - Geek's Paradise" this is
cool and everything, but it just seems like Virgin is trying to hard
to appease a certain crowd. Ah well, we'll see how long this lasts.
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| "MotionPortrait
- TI Dog" Followup: on that new fancy technology
that the Japanese came out with, to animate 2D photographs.. this is
freaky..
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| "Diamonds.net
- 10 Billion, Trillion, Trillion Carat Diamond Found in Space"
i wonder how long it will be before some large corporation tries to
go into space, and retrieve this mega-diamond
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| "EnGadget
- Man Gets BSOD Message Tattooed on his Arm"
Taking Geekdom to a whole new level.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Break
- Grandma and Grandpa Decide to Ghost Ride"
ghaha, did i post this already? i almost lost it when the old guy started
to do that dancing knee movement thingy.. Sent in by: psux
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| "Framebox
- Salad" wow... all i can say is... wow.. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "MSNBC
- Church Cancels Gay Vet's Memorial" this is
the most rediculous thing i've ever heard; i dont think the church really
understands how to honor humans as humans; I may not support the war
in iraq, or even our presence in Afghanistan, but i'll support those
troops till they come home, and i will honor them with the respect for
protecting our nation, and others. If it wasnt for soldiers like Cecil
Sinclair, they wouldn't a free country to hate gays in.
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| "Gizmodo
- Honey Doll Has Touch Sensors, Moans, Has Fake Orgasms"
Durr, those japanese are crazy with their sex dolls.
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| "Stupid.com
- Fidel Castro Action Figure" awesome i need
one of these, so that my GIJoes can fight Fidels evil cigar empire oh
wait, canada and cuba are still friendly.
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| "YouTube
- Hati UFO" yeah this looks way to good to
be real, but its rather impressively faked.
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| "Break
- Little Guy Wins Fight" hahah dont mess with
a kid who watches MMA. Sent in by: Sparks
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| "ChickenCrap
- Squirrels" When i was up north all last week,
i saw something that i've never seen before.. Squirrels Sleeping.. All
this time i thought that squirrels dont sleep (simply because i've never
seen them in the act). but its the funniest thing. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "GameBalance
- Orbox B, Flash Game" interesting, i'm bookmarking
this, i get the feelin i'll be playing it all this weekend at work. Sent in by: `Fluke
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