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 "StarMagazine
- Owen Wilson Attempted Suicide" Followup:
I guess someone finally sat him down, and made him watch zoolander.. 
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| "SFGate
- A Crisis of Great Magnitude" Yeah, america
needs more exercise; theres way too many chunky monkey's down there..
when i was in highschool my bmi was 18, now its 20.5 but i cant see
that getting any larger.
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| "Mathaba
- Sugar Provides Power for New Sony Battery" OoOooO
Finally someone is using sugar to make energy.. I guess the alternative
would have been using a lemon or potato.. heh
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| "YouTube
- Planet Unicorn" What in teh funk?! Sent in by: Pape_
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| "UniquePeek
- Undressing Scarlet Johansson" k this may
not be work safe, but this guy has some feersome photoshop skillz. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Maps.Google.com
- Bush Be Gone" lol, this is pretty good for
a farmer.. except that he got it upside down. Sent in by: gid
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| "Breitbart
- Fossil Find Pushes Human-Ape Split Back Millions of Years"
Hrmm, when science releases information like this, it really makes me
question the theory of evolution.. It may not be totally wrong, but
seriously, if the story keeps changing, it'll have more twists and turns
then a 3rd grade pick-a-path book.
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| "LiveLeak
- Girls in the IDF" damn, some of these israeli
girls are smokin hot. Girls with Guns, can there be a bigger turn on?
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| "TMZ
- Owen Wilson Hospitalized" OooOoOOo i wonder
if he tried to pull a Chris Farley.
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| "A-Power
- Holux" Rofl, check out the Sku's on these
things.. "ASS-HOL-*" heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ScienceBlog
- Categorize This Delicious" oh god, i think
im gonna be sick... just thinking about this is gonna make me heive. Sent in by: Kan
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| "WSBtv
- Whoopi Goldberg Defends Vick" i'm not one
of these PETA crazy people, i'm just a regular guy who likes dogs (they're
a very honorable, and loyal pet), but seriously this guy killed a dozen
dogs for nothing more then some lame ass illegal "sport".
and now Whoopi Goldberg is standing up for him? Sorry Whoopi, if you
were still making movies, i'd make sure i never went to see one again,
infact, i'd make sure download them from the internet when they were
just released, and hand out free copies on the street, to keep other
people from seeing them aswell.. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "EnGadget
- Recycle Bin Hard Drive Stores Your Deletions, Mimics a Trash Can"
this does look kinda cool, but, i'd never buy one.
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Artist Sets Sail in Life-Size Paper Boat"
this guy will be lunch for the sharks, but my question is, what will
be next for this artist? judging by his logic, he will likely make a
giant paper airplane, and try to fly in it.. That would definatly be
news worthy.
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Hacker Frees iPhone From its Carrier's Clutches" hehe
AT&T and Apple Sux..
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| "YouTube
- Americans Are Not Stupid" these guys must
have went around and found every moron in the states and interviewed
them..
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| "Aving.net
- Wooden-Made PC Periphials" lols Sent in by: Pape
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| "Break
- Debra Laface Today Show Interview" Yeah she
is a pretty good lookin girl, and yes, when i was 14, if she was my
Teacher, i'd definately want to do her.. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "YouTube
- Penguin vs. Leopard Seals" Leopard Seals
are mean. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "BBCNews
- Monkey Misery for Kenyan Women Villagers"
What?! ok, so the only part of this article thats beyond crazy, is the
fact that the Monkey's are sexually harassing the female villagers.
how on earth did the monkey's learn what sexual harassment was.. our
world is in jeopardy.. the monkeys will take over soon.
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| "ScienceDaily
- Astronomers Find Gaping Hole In the Universe"
now this is news, NASA should stop looking at old martian soil, and
maybe look towards the sky, this is the sort of thing that needs investigating.
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| "Forbes
- Boy Really Really Doesn't Like Snakes..."
i know this is horrible and sad and stuff, but i cant help but wonder
what the teacher was doing this time? If a kid is scared to death of
snakes, maybe he shouldnt be within an arms reach of one..
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| "Yahoo
- Drill Sergeant Faces 225 Abuse Charges" ok,
i can imagine that the Marines is no walk in the park.. but are these
people forgetting... THAT ITS THE FUCKEN MARINES... they're supposed
to be trained harder and put through more hardship to make sure they
can handle that sort of thing in the battlefield.. did these marines
in training think that they were going to making sandcastles instead
of war? please..
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| "Bloody-Disgusting
- Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem Trailer" UH
UHHHH, i cant wait till christmas... i must see this now.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "NaplesNews
- San Carlos Park Convenience Store Clerk Shot in the Head During Robbery
Dies" Transport these fucken people to Texas,
and roast them in the electric chair.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "OhGizmo
- Portable Lightbulbs That Grow on Trees" well,
not quite, but this is pretty cool Sent in by: m4x
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| "Guardian
- Tenn. Nuclear Fuel Problems Kept Secret"
wow, i simply do not know what to say, we could have had a chernobyl
style accident in the eastern US...
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| "PerezHilton
- New Music From Britney Spears" will you people
please stop buying Britney Spears Albums, thats the only way she'll
stop making music.
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| "FTNews
- Russian Banks Borrowed too Heavily" as if
Russia's economy wasn't in serious trouble already, seriously what are
their financial advisors telling the banks to do?
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| "CNN
- Martian Soil May Contain Life" Yep, its the
end of the 3rd quarter, and NASA releases some press release saying
that it may have found alien life in martian dirt... they'll prolly
get another $100million just to re-investigate this dirt. NASA is getting
far too predictable..
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| "Break
- 60 ft Backyard Slide" didnt i post this already? Sent in by: Sparky
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| "YouTube
- SuperCharged PowerWheels" this kid needs
more traction. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "NASA
- Spinning Saturn" aliens are making hexagonal
clouds on saturn Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "CNN
- Bill Murrary: Drunken Driving in a Golf Cart?" ghahah!
Bill Murray is my hero
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| "BBCnews
- CIA Launches Facebook for Spies" lols, and
i bet a few of these 'spies' will be posing as 16yr old girls heh
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| "YouTube
- Funny Goal, and Celebration" rofl, this is
some politically incorrect gloating..
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| "FoxNews
- Mattel Seeks to Shutdown Porn Web Site Using Barbie Trademarks"
haha! it wont be long before Mattel starts suing all the porn stars
named 'barbie'.
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| "LiveLeak
- Man That Was Charged With Assaulting his 79yr Old Mother, Flashes
Reporter" Nothing says "i'm innocent"
more then flappying your wang in the face of a reporter.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "CNN
- US Customs Seizes Cocaine-Laden Semi-Submarine" i
watched Blow the other night, and i was kinda curious why they didnt
use a Submarine for transporting even more cocaine, sure it would have
taken longer, but it would have been alot safer (or so i would have
thought) Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "NewsFromBabylon
- Reagan Offical Warns America Could Be a Police State in 1 Year"
All hail overlord bush! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- Weird Bird of Paradise" creepy, this is like
something from a demented mario game
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| "MSNBC
- Arm-Wrestling Game Recalled After Players Break Arms" lols,
i like how the article hints that the people who played the game and
broke their arms are complete wimps.
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| "TheRegister
- Dwarf SuperGlues Todger to Hoover" wtf?!
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| "Break
- Large Wrestling Fan vs. Fold Out Chair" rofl
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| "YouTube
- Midget Breakdancing" this is the greatest
thing i've ever seen.. Sent in by: `Fluke |
| "GodHatesShrimp.com"
haha! Maybe it wasnt god who hated Shrimp, maybe it was Moses who had
a bad food poisoning episode with shellfish? Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- Killer Whale Attack" Seals == teh owned. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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