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 "YouTube
- Official Juno Trailer" *snicker* this actually
looks like it might be funny..  
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Alan Greenspan Claims Iraq War Was Really for Oil"
Rofl, i bet Mr. Greenspan will end up having a "Heart Attack"
later this month.... completely unrelated to this newsstory
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| "YouTube
- New Lemon Party Commercial" Uhm, this may
not be work safe, it features several old men, in compromising positions
wearing only underwear... but seriously... i dont get it...
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| "Forums.SomethingAwful
- WWII-Era Venereal Disease Disease Posters" If
only someone would reprint these, i'd love to have these mounted on
my walls. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Halo 3 Advert" rofl. Sent in by: Kan
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| "Cache.Cow.net
- Jesus Cat" Jesus cat indeed. Sent in by: Korax
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Rally Champion Colin McRae Dies With Son in Helicopter Crash"
RIP Colin McRae.. i guess i wont get a chance to cheer
him to victory in the WRC anymore...
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| "Kotaku
- Pirates vs. Ninja's Dodgeball" hah! this
looks like it will be awesome! i cant wait to download this for suxbox..
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| "NYTimes
- If The First Bite Doesn't Do It, The Second One Will" Whoa!
Eels are like H.R. Geigers Aliens... Wierd.. (did i post this already?)
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| "Reuters
- Vatican Rules on Nourishmnet for Vegetative Patients" Keep
your religion out of my hospitals..... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Yahoo
- Mystery Illness Strikes After Meteorite Hits Peruvian Village"
OMG ZOMBIE VIRUS... by any coincidence, i just watched
'Dawn of the Dead' last night... i guess its time to start building
my Anti-zombie bus, and find a zombie shelter island.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "DListed
- All For the Nookie" rofl, Fred Durst is clearly
not above the law... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Arstechnica
- SCO Files for Chapter 11" UH OHS, i bet every
linux monkey out there is jumping up and down partying like its 1999
over this news..
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| "Signs-of-the-times
- Czech Speedway Rider Knocked Out in Crash, Wakes up Speaking Perfect
English" wierd, i'm surprized he lost this
ability a few days later... maybe he had some sort of brain swelling
on the part of his brain that controls language or something..
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- The Abandoned Monkey Who Has Found Love With a Pigeon"
lols, this has to be one of the most awesomest pictures ever. Seriously
it rules.. forget the story.. just save the image and make it your windows
desktop background.
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| "BBC.co.uk
- Chatroom Warning After Web Death" OMG we
must ban all web chat rooms, because some guy commited suicide... by
this same logic, all the kids playing WoW in Korea, who end up killing
themselves when they're character dies or whatever should be banned
too.
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| "Mahalo
- How To Cure a Hangover" wow, these guys say
that you should drink a full pint of water after each drink, in order
to help reduce a hang over... Well i think that'll work, only because
you'll be half full of water, and half full of booze by the end of the
night, instead of completely full of booze... but they do mention a
pile of other tricks, which might be worth trying. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "TheBostonChannel
- Man Jailed Over 50Cent Toll" rofl, now this
is my kinda hero, some old crotchety guy whos sick and tired of getting
put through the ringer; and lashes out at some cheapo money grubbing
government toll. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "YouTube
- The Tonight Show: Leona Helmsley" *snicker*
as much as i hate gilbert godfrey, he's pretty funny. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CBC
- Leaping Loonie, Dollar Hits 30year High" I
wish that we (canada) could take total credit for this, but our economy
has only had average growth, really we have to thank the US Government
for continuing the war in iraq and spending all its resources on military
hardware. thats the real reason that our dollar is doing so well.
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| "ArsTechnica
- Sun to Sell Windows Server Boxes" Sun is
a very unique company, much like Apple, they both develop their own
hardware, and software (unlike microsoft), but i think that they've
both learned that microsoft has way to much of a following to try and
beat them at the software game.. Which is why they've both designed
their next generation hardware to run the Windows OS.
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| "CNN
- Led Zeppelin Re-Forming for Concert" this
could either be one of the greatest concerts in history, or a eulogy
for classic rock.
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| "ScienceDaily
- Prehistoric Reptiles From Russia Possessed The First Modern Ears"
now this is pretty cool, forget when reptiles grew wings,
and then feathers, how about when these scaly bastards grew ears..
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| "Smell
Me 2.com" uhhhhh; a bottle of erotic odours...
specifically that of a vagina... over my years, i've had the pleasure
(and displeasure) of smelling many vaginas... each have their own different
smells and textures (anyone who remember Cheech's Speech in From Dusk
Till Dawn knows what im talking about). if they would specify what kind
of vagina smell they're going for with this product, it would probably
help it sell Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "MarryOurDaughter.org"
wow, who would have thought, that a pretty bride would
cost the same as an Austin Martin; but seriously all these girls must
be run-aways or something Sent in by: Stu
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| "DuggMirror
- No, Your Other Right Hand" *Snicker* very
subtle. Sent in by: gid
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| "Reuniting.info
- Diverging Libidos" hrmmm interesting....
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| "FoxNews
- Pennsylvania Man Claims to Burn Salt Water" followup:
i posted an article about this guy like a month ago, its really neat
technology, but i'm not sure that its any more efficient then a regular
combustable engine
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| "Break
- The Only Mario Level That Plays Itself" my
god, i may just have to best out my mario roms and give this a whirl,
i simply do not believe it..
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| "IDontLikeYouInThatWay
- Kanye West is Still a Whiny Bitch" rofl,
Kanye West really needs to get a grip.
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| "Fishki
- Girl with Clothes Painted on in Russia" k,
this is NOT WORK SAFE, but it does feature some pretty clever art, and
a rather good lookin girl naked... Sent in by: pork
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| "STLToday
- Officer in Trouble Over Motorists Video"
followup: well, well, well, it appears that just may be served over
this video, bad cops are everywhere... now im not saying that there
are not good cops aswell, i imagine that some of them are just tired
of having to put up with everyone elses shit, and then getting stabbed
by a crack head or something. More people should put recorders in their
cars.... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "ScienceBlog
- China's 'Eye On the Internet' a Fraud" wow,
all of a sudden china doesnt seem like a bad place to live.. oh wait... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Gizmodo
- Adobe Photoshop Goes Online and Free" hasnt
this been done already? i've seen flash based image editors for ages
now, i guess after adobe bought macromedia it was only a matter of time
before we start seeing adobe bleeding over to the macromedia mentallity
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| "ScienceDaily
- Primates Expect Others to Act Rationally"
uh whut?!
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| "USAToday
- No Hate Crime Charges in W. Va. Torture"
wow, now this is surprizing, i was completely expecting them to throw
the racial handbook at these white torturers.. But seriously though,
just because a person of one skin tone kills another of a different
skin tone doesnt mean its a hate crime
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| "Reuters
- Cialis Boosts Sex After Spinal Cord Injuries" Interesting...
so we could parapalegic boners? i think this might spawn a whole new
line of porngraphic movies......
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| "YouTube
- Its Chris Crocker" i simply do not know what
to say.. i hope this is some sort of joke, cuz this guy needs to get
a grip. Sent in by: Breardon
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| "TankLimo.com"
didnt i post this before? either way, if i ever do get
married, i want to be driven to the wedding and from teh wedding in
an APC Sent in by: Glen
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| "SlightlyWarped
- Ice Waves" This is the coolest thing i've
seen all day (no pun intended) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- Christopher Walken Prank" ghahaha this guy
rules.
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| "SFGate
- Poker Players Fight Online Gambling Ban"
Atleast these guys can gamble, its not like here in Canada, All i want
to do is a little online sports gambling... but thats far to risque
for canada...
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| "YouTube
- VDW - Sound Like Cat" i dont get it...
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| "BBCNews
- Israeli 'Neo-Nazi Gang' Arrested" What in
the funk?! how on earth does something like this come to being? at what
point does an israeli wake up and go "you know... i think we should
really worship hitler...."
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| "Apple
- Iron Man Trailer" uhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh...
this actually looks..... good? is that even possible? with all the modern
adaptations i completely expected this to be a total failure.. but...
it may just be ok.. Sent in by: psux
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| "Video.Google
- Cop Gone Wild, Lying and Making Threats Just Part of the Job"
ha! figures... bad cops are everywhere. i hope this guy atleast got
a settlement from the state for this cops bad behavior Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "YouTube
- Tank Drifting" rofl, best use of someone
elses defence funds ever.. Sent in by: Pork
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