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 "ABCLocal
- Man Gets Stuck in Ex-Girlfriends Chimney" lol,
i bet this seemed like a good idea when he was up on her roof, just
about to start to climb down the chimney. i bet he marvelled at his
own plan on getting into his Ex-Gf's house, he'd climb down the chimney,
and surprize her, she would forgive him for all his mis-doings, and
everything would return to perfects-ville.. guess not.. 
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| "CNN
- Woman Held in Airport Bomb Hoax" What in
the funk?! this woman should be dead for her carelessness. "Oh
im gonna strap something that looks like a bomb to my chest, and display
it at the local airport for everyone to see, then im gonna call it "Art""...
Come on, will someone please kill this woman already? she clearly has
a deathwish.
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| "MG.CO.ZA
- Ahmadinejad's Ground Zero Tour Request Turned Down" hahah
the president of Iran is really getting some serious attitude..
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| "Macleans.ca
- How George Bush Became the New Saddam" now
this is a great article, take a read..
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| "BBCNews
- Park Catches 2ft Killer Turtle" i'm surprized
they didnt declare the Turtle a terrorist and shoot it on site.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "TexasJim
- A Friends Granddaughter" all i can say is,
wow.... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Boston.com
- Seattle Trolley Line Has Acronym: SLUT" rofl,
RIDE THE SLUT... genius Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "BBCNews
- Starchy Diet May Damage Liver" Why on earth
would someone want to damage their liver with Starches? when they could
have way more fun and damage it with alcohol?
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| "Reuters
- Red Lights Dim in Brothel District" Could
this be the beginning of the end of the 'Red Light District' ?
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| "Gizmodo
- Blaupunkt SD27 Car Reciever to Hip for CDs"
Hrmm, this seems like an ok idea, but lets just say you have 20 SD Cards,
each a couple hundred megs.. how are you supposed to remember which
songs/albums are on each? they're far to small to write anything on...
i guess this is a good idea, but we'll have to see.
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| "Physorg
-Velociraptor had Feathers" hrmm well this
would be interesting, if they had more/real proof.. some bumps on a
bone dont always indicate that the animal had feathers.... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Slightly
Warped - Ice Waves" didnt i post this already? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Bloody-Disgusting
- 100 Alice Clones Pose with Jovovich at Red Carpet Premiere"
Yeah, so i actually saw Resident Evil Extinction the
other day... and boy was it a let down, the first couple of Res.Evil
movies were actually well done in my opinion, they were some of the
better Video-Game-To-Movie franchises.. But this new movie... come on..
there was no plot... and seriously, if you were going to be travelling
offroad for any long periods of time, the H3 Hummer would have completely
disintegrated (or atleast its steering would have exploded). Although
they had it right with the M35; that would go anywhere, forever and
never break down. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Gizmodo
- Solar-Powered Laser Promises Almost-Unlimited Energy"
More efficient Deathstars?! Where do i sign?
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| "Halolz.com"
some of these are pretty funny. but most of them are stupidz.
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| "BBCNews
- Man Admits to Urinating on Ill Woman" What
in the funk?! this is some messed up shizz. seriously being high in
the UK apparently makes you completely retarted..
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| "PE
- 3 Charged in Kidnapping Called 'Just Bizarre'" i
have nothing to say about this, its far to unusual....
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| "Video.Google
- Shrimp Shoots Off Fireworks to Confuse Predators" See,
theres some wierd stuff in the ocean that needs to be researched...
forget mars, lets goto the bottom of the ocean.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "STLToday
- Young Man Taunted By Policeman Wants Officer Fired" Followup:
to that police recording by that kid who was threatened for like 15mins
by dickhole officer. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BBCNews
- US Family Tries Life WIthout Toilet Paper"
ok, as far outside the norm as this may be, i've seen some crazy people
in the past accomplish some pretty amazing feats... but i would never
put my family through this sorta stuff.. If you want to live like this,
maybe he should have bought a mountain shack in Colorado or something.
then he could live off the land, and really have a 0 eco. foot print. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "TheSuperficial
- Debra Messing Knows How to Dress" ahhaha!
this is the most absurd thing i've ever seen anyone wear.
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| "CNN
- FireFighters Use Forklift to Move 900-lb Man" Seriously
someone had to keep feeding this guy... someone had to know how fat
he got.. how could show such disregard for a fellow human... if it was
me, i would have insulted the fat guy until he got up, and then let
him chase me around for exercise..
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| "Consumerist
- Unacceptable Food: K-Mart Bacon" oh my god....
i think im gonna be sick... never shop for food at k-mart..
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| "BBSpot
- Microsoft Reveals Windows Vista SP1 Will Install XP"
rofl, bbspot rules.
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| "CNN
- Soda Making Americans Drink Themselves Fat"
this is no surprize to me.. STOP DRINKING CARBONATED BEVERAGES LOADED
WITH SUGARS.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Pistol Shrimp" Holy shitballs, this is one
mean ass shrimp Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Yahoo
- Free Phone Calls With Startups $399 Box" Hrmm,
this almost sounds like a hybrid voip, but its not... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Reuters
- HIV Prevention Could Save Millions in Africa"
Wait... they have pills that can help prevent HIV? uh, how come this
isnt breaking news?
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| "Salon
- Why Are Students Getting Tasered on Video?"
lol, i think this has been happening for awhile now, (kids getting tasered
in univ.) but it was either seldom caught on video, or no one had anyway
of distributing it... God bless YouTube
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| "Crave.Cnet
- USB 3.0 Brings Optical Connections in 2008"
OooOOoOOOO Optical USB, i wonder how fast this will *really* be... Since
i've never seen anywhere near the 480mbits/s that USB 2.0 is *supposed*
to give...
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| "Voomba
- Squirrels Obstacle Course" This is the most
amazinng this i've seen all week... you must watch now...
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| "Who-Sucks.com
- Real Life Sea Monsters, 24 Bizarre Creatures Of the Deep"
Holy shitballs, theres some freaky stuff on the bottom of the ocean...
Fuck going to mars, how about we just send some people to the bottom
of the ocean, and let them play with these monsters.... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CollegeHumor
- Commenter Business Meeting 2" rofl Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "News.com.au
- Online Couple Cheated With Each Other, Now Divorcing" OH
SNAP! Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Macon
- Chief: No Felony Charge Against Armless Man in Head Butting"
lol, this is straight out of CSI:NY or something (god
i hate that show), the guy with the heart problem picks a fight with
the armless man, thinking he can win (Since his opponent has no arms),
then the armless guy headbutts him, and the years and years of eating
junk food clogging up his arteris finally caught up with him, as he
collapses from a heart attack...
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| "WoWInsider
- Blizzard Disbands Extreme Erotic Roleplaying Guild" What
in the funk?! why havnt the parents of the children in this guild asking
for the shut down of WoW?
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| "WikiNews
- Meteorite Blamed for Mysterious Illness in Peru"
Followup: ALIEN VIRUS LOOSE IN SOUTH AMERICA.. heh, not likely, its
prolly just some awful element that got vapourized and everyone down
there is breathing it in..
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| "MetaCafe
- Dolphin Tries to Hump Man" rofl Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "CollegeHumor
- Prank War 6" GhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "FullSizeBronco
- Building an H1 from Scratch" all i can say
is.... wow.. this guy has alotta time and talent... I've seen a couple
other 'scratch built' H1 Projects, they're usually very 'mickey-mouse'
just a bunch of flat sheet metal welded to the body of another truck..
this guy is hardcore.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNN
- :-) Turns 25" Oh God.. the anniversary of
the emoticon...
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| "ClickonDetroit
- Federal Prosecutor Arrested in Child Sex Sting"
i wonder how good of a lawyer this guy actually is... because if he
was a smart lawyer he'd know how to get himself out of this charge.
but if he's an awful lawyer... his ass is going to jail..
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| "MegaVideo
- Electric Car vs. Ferrari" heh, electric motors
have gobs and gobs of torque from very low rpms... its not surprizing
that this electric car destroyed both the ferrari and the porsche.
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| "CollegeHumor
- Magic Bat" This is the most interesting thing
i've ever seen in baseball..
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| "FilmDrunk
- Boll Movement Full of Corn and Cheese" this
has to be the worst movie trailer i've ever seen... words simply cannot
describe it... you'll have to watch it for yourself. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "NewGrounds
- Neighboring Nations" rofl i demand to know
who made this soundtrack Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BBCNews
- Hitler's Secret Indian Army" this is absolutely
amazing that something of such great importance (a secret WWII nazi
army based in India) could have gone unnoticed for almost 70years. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Yahoo
- Iraq Expels American Security Firm" if the
Iraqi Government has the authority to eject members of the security
council from thier country, it sounds like they have everything under
control..... Maybe all those soldiers in the US Military should return
home then, and watch that country implode.
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| "ETOnline
- Hit Ordered On Kevin Federline" Please let
this be true, i think the world would be a better place if Kevin Federline
had concrete shoes..
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| "Hempcity
- Marijuana Heaven" lol, i love the guy in
the pictures, he's a total "old pot smoker" stereotype
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| "CNN
- Ice Loss 'Opens Northwest Passage'" UH OHS!
could this be global warming? or just the hint of a new ice age?
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| "TheSun.co.uk
- Thunder Pants to the Rescue" rofl, theres
no way that anyone is going to take this product seriously.... they
look like a large pair of huggies or something Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheNewsPaper
- Police Roadblock Harassment Caught on Tape" this
shit is getting out of hand, dont get me wrong, police are good, but
this cracking down on innocent people and threatening them with jail
time on trumped up charges, this shit has got to go.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CTV.CA
- Public Health Seeking Woman Who Handled Rabid Bat"
i'm amazed by how stupid some people are. Birds carry awful awful diseases
and people seem to want to touch them.. i recall working at a company
about 7 years ago, where someone left a window open over night and a
pigeon managed to fly in and get trapped. i fought with that supid pigeon
for 30mins trying to get it to fly into a box (without touching it),
and a dumbass female co-worker (who was in her 40s) said "Oh just
grab it with your hands..." (and she was completely serious). She
had no idea that birds carried diseases, i had to remind her that the
bubonic plague is transmittent by rodents and birds, and thats what
caused the horrible plagues back in the dark ages... some people.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "DailyMail
- How This 12Inch Miracle Tube Could Halve Heating Bills" Durrr..
i'm gonna have to do some research on this stuff before i stand in line
to buy one..
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| "TimesOnline
- Israelis 'Blew Apart Syrian Nuclear Cache'"
i'm beginning to like israel more and more when they stand up for themselves.
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| "BBCNews
- Australia Navy in Breast Op Row" uhhhhh,
this would be reason enough to join the navy... cuz you know that every
girl on those boats, would be hungry for wang, and would have huge tits...
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| "YouTube
- SXEPhil" *Snicker* this kid is pretty funny.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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"WSBTV
- Prosecutor: Killer Tortured Real Estate Agents" jesus
fuck.. this guy killed 2 people just to make a payment on his Dodge
Durango?!? what is wrong with this planet?
Stacey Ian Humphreys' motive, the prosecutor said, was to steal enough money to make a $565 payment on his Dodge Durango truck. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "SMH
- Sweating Over What Women Find Sexy" Girls
are wierd..... but apparently their gene's are to blame.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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