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Halloween bitches~.cre  
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| "GamerNode
- GTA IV Will Have 16 Player Multi, For PS3, 360"
*drool*
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| "YouTube
- Penis Vagina Dialogues" heh, this is mildly
amusing. Its in the same flavor of the Mac vs. PC dialogues.
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| "DailyMail
- Is This Pope John Paul II Waving From Beyond the Grave?"
ITS A MIRACLE... oh wait.. no its some guy splashing gasoline on a fire.
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| "Gizmodo
- The Unknown Leopard Features: Whats New in OSX Leopard"
you know whats sad? one of my co-workers has a kid that buys all the
newest mac garbage (any product that has an Apple Logo on it, he must
have); so he waited at bestbuy all day last week to buy Leopard, so
i asked what sort of new features it had, and he couldnt even name one...
I seem to get the same answer from anyone who "uses a mac".
Mac Fans, are just Fanboys.
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| "Gizmodo
- High Impact Jackets, aka Wearable Airbags, Make it to The US"
there are so many different uses for these jackets, hell, everyone should
have to wear them. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "YouTube
- Sleep With Me" Rofl, Quentin Tarantino is
hilarious Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Crestock
- Top Ten Gadgets Every Designer Should Live Without"
heh, i like the little humping dog USB memory sticks.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Blog.Scifi.com
- Personal Airship Blimp Is Perfect for Supervillians, CEOs"
this looks pretty cool, but i dont think it would be suitable for supervillians,
since it would be way to difficult to escape in one of these..
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| "YouTube
- Next Generation Graphics Engine" wow, this
is some really awesome water effects, i've always found that to be a
weak spot for video games, is their water/waves effects. but this amazing.
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| "HitsGarden
- 17 Reasons Why Having Sex Is Good For Your Health"
oh come on, like we need reasons to have sex.
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| "StrangeNewsProducts
- Energy Potato Chips?" uh what?! who is their
market? the lazy videogame playing populous? who doesnt really want
or need energy?
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| "BestPicEver
- Snowman Fight" hehe, this is awesome! Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Break
- Mask in Cabinet Terrifies Girl" rofl Sent in by: Sparky
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| "BBCNews
- Fat Squirrel Trapped Behind Bars" lol, this
squirrel rules. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| Ugh...
to much drinking.... .cre
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| "eFluxMedia
- Hitachi Announces 4TB Disk Drives Through New Head Technology"
oh my god. this article just gave me a woody.
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| "GameTrailers
- Super Mario Galaxy" Wow. this is looking
like a really awesome game.
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| "YouTube
- Rudy's Ferret Face-Off" i dont get it.. its
too early in the morning for this
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| "PaulsPoop.Blogspot
- Stay Classy San Diego" How on earth did i
miss this?!?!? Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Break
- Bike Path Water Hole Prank" bhaha i'm surprized
the dogs fell for this one. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Break
- Wheel Chair Sledding Looks Like Fun" rofl,
who didnt see this coming? Sent in by: Sparky
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| "LiveLeak
- Mortar Zapping Gattling Gun Test" if there
was ever a great defensive weapon, this is it...
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| "TotallySux
- Funny Exam Answers" i know i've posted some
of these before, but theres some new funnyones aswell. the "Expand
(A+B)^n is one of my favs. heh
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| "IHT
- Swiss to Pioneer 'Unbreakable' Encryption Method in Upcoming Election"
oOoOO Quantum computing, sure it sounds neat, but to say something is
"unbreakable" is almost a challenge to physics and computer
science majors. I look forward to seeing someone try to break this encryption
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| "RCRNews
- VZW Intros New 'Opt-Out' Policy for Dissemination of Calling Records"
What the funk!? if you use Verizon for anything, make sure you read
your mail, or atleast read this article. This Opt-In by default is rediculous
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| "Piratr
- Worst Prison Escape Ever" Rofl yes, these
guys are idiots.... Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Break
- Dude Flips Out in Coffee Shop" this guy is
a fucking psycho. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "CNN
- Priest 'Only Pretending To Be Gay'" oh my
god, this is a total riot "OH IM NOT GAY, I WAS JUST PRETENDING
TO BE GAY... TO LEARN HOW GAYS WORK..." this guy has to give it
up, and admit that he's gay, quit the priesthood, and stop trying to
be a phony.. Seriously, How can people trust religious figures with
their children? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "BBCNews
- Netherlands Bans Magic Mushrooms" wow, this
is huge, this would be like Amsterdam banning handjobs or anal sex or
something. Maybe they should just put a warning on the mushrooms "only
take under the supervision of your parents" or something deterant
like that.
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| "Engadget
- New Tachikoma Spider Robot on the Loose"
oOOoOOo new GITS toys. Too bad these are probably only available in
Japan or something.
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| "Stripes
- Sanchez, Former US Commander in Iraq, Calls War 'A Nightmare With
No End...'" Seriously, get these soldiers back
home..
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| "YouTube
- Unfortunate Comment" heh, im sure it was
"Face Raked..." not "Face Raped..." but Face Raped
is much funnier..
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| "CBC.ca
- Condom Manufacturer Seeks Canadian Volunteers to Test Products"
lol, If only this was a paying job, i'd be all over it, after all, is
there any better job then a condom tester? it would be the best pickup
line every "Excuse me, girl i've never met before, i'm a professional
condom tester, and i think i will need your assistance later on tonight,
would you be willing to be my co-test-pilot?" Sent in by: C.C.
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| "NYSun
- Qaeda Goes Dark After a U.S. Slip" Yeah right,
the US Anti-terrorism guys are prolly just saying "Oh we dont know
how they're communicating now..." but in reality they're listening
to whatever websites they're already communicating on, just to keep
them communicating on those channels.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BigAssFans.com"
heh, i'm sure i've posted this before, or i've seen
their ad on the discovery channel or something. Sent in by: pSams
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| Ugh,
getting only a few hours of sleep before work sux. .cre
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| "501st.ca
- Troopin' In the Great White North" Whoa!
theres alot of starwars nuts in canada..
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| "OnclePsycho.CanalBlog
- 281 Tricks to Irritate an Atheist" rofl,
"call him Dr. Hovind."
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| "ITNews
- US Faces US$100 Billion Find For Web Gaming Ban"
Oh come on, by the end of this year, the US Dollar isnt going to be
worth anything, so they might as just impose this fine in paseo's.
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| "CNN
- Man Kills Self in Front of City Council After Zoning Decision"
damn, now this is conviction, you have to respect a
man who's willing to make the ultimate decision when the world is against
him. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Consumerist
- Mom With $135,000, In Credit Card Debit, Spends $400 a Month on Starbucks"
wow, her husband must be a real pussy to let this sorta thing go on...
Sent in by: Sparky
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| "YouTube
- Perfect Dating Video" heh, the sad part part
is, i know guys who are like this... Sent in by: idolpx
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Judge Throws Book At Bible Theif" lols, if
you ever happen to be in singapore, dont even think about stealing a
bible.
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| "YouTube
- Ron Paul Girl" *Snicker*
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| "CNN
- Deadly Consent - Bondage Death Raises Legal Issues"
i hate to say it, but S&M is some pretty unusual stuff, unless Exley's
Family is familar with how it works, i'm not sure what legal right they
have to sue. Most S&M stuff is done with consent. But seriously,
this just goes to show you, if your partner ever tells you to wrap them
up in plastic, duct tape their extremities, and put a leather bag on
their head.. maybe you should just say "no"
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| "LolCatBible
- LOLCat Bible Translation" heh, ok, so i havnt
read the bible in like 15years, so i dont remember most of any of these,
but im sure someone of you bible thumpers will heh
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| "Break
- Song For The Perfect Girlfriend" ROFL Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "Break
- Invisible Rope Prank II" heh, its sad that
most people would attempt to step over the fake string heh, i'd prolly
do the same thing tho. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "MMOABC
- The Funniest Moments in Sports" give this
a few minutes to load, theres some pretty funny faces caught on tape. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- Cat Lady Owns 130 Cats" I think i've posted
this before, but yeah, clearly she's a crazy cat lady.
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| "BoingBoing
- Dalek-Human Hybrid Fright Mask" lol, that
is pretty awesmoe, clearly for those Dr.Who Fans
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| "TheSuperficial
- Britney Spears Displays Her Coochie" The
only girls that i've ever known that havnt worn underwear on a regular
basis, where complete supersluts.. i guess my findings apply to Britney
aswell.
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| "CollegeHumor
- Star Wars Meeting Ettquite" rofl.
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| "YouTube
- Halo vs. Counterstrike" uhm i guess this
would be funnier, if it wasnt so long.... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "IGN
- HellGate: London Includes Adware" ugh, its
too bad i was looking forward to trying this game out, but not if i'm
gonna have ads flashed in my face while i play it... If they're going
to pull this crap, they should make the game free. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "Res.in
- Test Your Reflexes" years of drag racing
have resulted in me having a response time of .2 seconds on average...
im just kidding, its my trigger finger, i be poppin caps all day long..
wait thats not true either.. I'm sure it has something to do with the
decade of playing FPS games all day long. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "WWTDD
- Michelle Rodriguez is Going Away" heh see
Michelle Rodriguez is a real mans woman, she'll prolly goto jail, start
a gang, then break out of jail. Not like Paris Hilton who cant handle
anything that isnt draped in leather and pre-chewed for her.
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| "WashingtonPost
- Dragonfly or Insect Spy?" Whoa! look at these
little buggers, these could have infinite uses.
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| "Arstechnica
- Mario Kart Wii Gets Bikes, Spring 2008 Release Date" With
all these new games coming out in 2008, it may actually be worth buying
a Wii
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| "BaseballBatYouth
- The Ultimate Rock Scissors Chart" lol, i
guess this would be great for those people who love to Rock-Scissors-Paper
stuff.
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| "CTV.Ca
- New U.S. Airport Scanner See's Through Clothes"
didn't Sony's handycam have this like 5 years ago? it had a super sensitive
nightvision or something that would allow you to see through a single
layer of clothing (by accident). We probably could have prevented 9/11
if we could have just had a couple Sony Handycams for security scanners.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- Nigga Moment" what in the funk is this?!? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "PetPeek.info
- The Window For Your Fence" heh, just incase
you wanted a puppy-porthole.. (i actually think 'PuppyPorthole' would
be a better name for this. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Guardian
- Is This the Luckiest Kangaroo Alive?" unbelievable..
you'd think they'd have snipers with animal tranqualizer dart-guns just
to keep critters like this off the race track...
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| "CNN
- Carter Says U.S. Tortures Prisoners" uhm
is this something new? i thought after they released those pictures
last year (or the year before) showing prisoners getting electricuted
and shit it was pretty much a given that they were being tortured..
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| "PittsburghLive
- Cashier in Pittsburgh Has Million Reasons to Doubt" seriously
if you are going to try and pass a counterfeit bill, make sure its atleast
of a common amount...
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| "Yahoo
- Golden Retriever Nurses Stray Kitten" awww..
cuteness overload!
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| "LiveLeak
- Accused Churchgoer Robber Kicks Attorney and Gets Tasered"
lol, when you get tasered in court, and removed, then brought back in
restrained into a wheel chair, you can pretty much assume that you're
going back to jail Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "News.com.au
- The Right Brain vs. Left Brain" heh if you
concentrate on the feet, you can get her to spin the other way... or
atleast i was able to.. Sent in by: BlueFrog and `Nemesis
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| "CedarComm
- United States National Debt" Holy crapsticks..
this debt is getting out of hand Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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