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have been updated (finally). enjoy.cre  
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| "H2Limousine
- Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls" Yikes! this
makes me cringe just thinking about it..
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| "SkyNews
- Controversy Over EuroStar's Shock Skinhead Urinating Advert"
lols, i think this guy has a bladder infection!
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| "JoyStiq
- See What Seems to be First Footage of Ghostbusters Game"
ha! the last ghostbusters game i remember was on the NES, and it was
an awfully pixelated game, but it was super fun... i wonder if this
will have the same clunky interface?
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| "YouTube
- House of 1000 Muppets" OMG this rules! if
they actually made this movie, i would totally go see it.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "TheRegister
- Microsoft's Sex-Obsessed RoboSanta Spouts Filth at Children"
*snicker* I simply do not know what to say about this.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "FoxNews
- The Pennsylvanian Flag Could Get a Name Change" thats
what they get for picking a flag that looks so generic... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "MetaCafe
- Still Smoking? Watch This" this looks like
some sort of fancy bong or something but seriously its gross.. also,
teh java player almost killed my pc, talk about resource hungry.
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| "LiveLeak
- Man Changes into Tree Because of Giant Warts"
Followup: Heres some graphic video footage of the "Tree-Man"
from last week
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| "MedBroadcast
- Pot Activists Hail Pot Victory" Hrmm, Possession
not a crime? interesting..
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| "WWTDD
- Britney is Patient" i have no respect for
Britney, but i certainly have less respect for the goons who hound her.
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| "LiveLeak
- Dutch Minimi Machine Gun Almost Explodes"
Jesus, the barrel got pink-hot.. You'd think that there would be someone
monitoring the temperature of the barrel in testing.. Cuz this shit
is dangerous. Sent in by: psux
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| "YouTube
- Cat and the Crawfish" this cat is totally
asking for it.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "PolySolve.info
- Bypass Site Blocks" heh, this is like 'Anonymizer'
or whatever from a couple years back, great ideas, but i cant see people
going through the trouble to hit this website first, then bounce to
MySpace or whatever.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "RedFerret
- Blair's 16 Million Reserve - Worlds Hottest Chili Powder"
my god, why would anyone punish themselves with this
sort "spice"...
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| "IHT
- US Man Charged With Raping Daughters, Accused of Using Shock Collar
to Enforce Obedience" there is some fucked
up shit going on in Tennessee..
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| "DailyGalaxy
- Scientists Find That Low Self-Esteem and Materialism Go Hand in Hand"
lols, who would have guessed....
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| "NYTimes
- Absinthe is Back" What what what!? I heard
that you could buy Absinthe awhile ago, but it didnt have the same wormroot
(i think thats the right name for it) that it used too... so really,
its like a "cooler" now instead of being the drink of instant
creativity.
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| "Break
- Squirrel Fight" haha the world needs more
squirrel fighting videos Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "YouTube
- Ronnie Johns, Harden the Fuck Up" rofl, this
guy rules... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "KMBC
- KC Man Accused of Toad Licking" i think licking
toads has gotten a bum rap... not that i've licked toads or anything..... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TecheBlog
- Laser Pizza Slicer" some CNC Geeks have way
too much time on their hands..
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| "AP.Google
- Paris Hilton Tries to Help Drunk Elephants" What
the?!
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| "Popular
Mechanics - Boeing Laser Avenger" Now this
is pretty cool technology, but my question is, what sort of chemical
battery are they using to generate the power required to use this laser
over and over again?
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| "CNN
- More Than 1 Million Reported Chlamydia Cases Set STD Record"
wow, you know, one of my xgf's-younger-sisters go Chlamydia
from having a one night stand with the drummer of some no-named-band..
This just goes to show you, having one night stands with "musicians"
wont get you anything but Chlamydia.
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| "YouTube
- Indian Nipple Song" ROFL! Sent in by: Gid
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| "Amazon
- Playing With Fire: Kevin Federline" ghahah!
scroll down and look at the tags! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNN
- Buffett: Tax My Kin, Please" I've always
wondered why they never taxed Inheiritence... But i guess you could
easily pass on the wealth, by starting a bum company, investing all
the money into that, declaring your relatives CEO's or something, then
leaving them in control of the companies money.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "JoyStiq
- South Park's Timmy, Freezepop in Rock Band" lol,
thats awesome!
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| "MSNBC
- Herbal Sex Pills Pose Hidden Dangers" seriously,
herbal medicines are great and everything, but i think i'll stick with
my regiment of ground up tiger penis...
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| "Flurl
- Why Trailers Were Invented" rofl, shit like
this scares me... how can people be this dumb to think that, strapping
a dirt bike to the top of a mazda (or whatever crap ass car it was)
for transportation was a good idea?
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| "DailyMail
- Why I Still BreastFeed My Four-Year-Old Daughter"
oh god, i think im gonna be sick... Sent in by: Das_Rai
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| "WikiHow
- How to Quickly Climb a Fence" This is what
the internet has degenerated too? HowTo's on simple stuff like climbing
a fence? whats next, a White Paper on How to breathe? Sent in by: Dominic
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| "CNN
- Anonymous Friend Gives $100 Million to Town" Wow,
why cant i have some friends like this. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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for the short update, running late... slept in... .cre
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| "NWSource
- Revenge of the Lug Nut" you should never
use a shotgun to remove a nut...
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| "Break
- New Rally Car Flip Video" awesome! Rally
Crash Videos rule
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| "DailyMail
- Chinese Sub Pops Up in Middle of US Navy Exercise" UH
OHS!
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| "CNN
- Teen Hiding Object Shouts 'Come Get Me, I Have A Gun'"
yes... this sounds like it is one of these "suicide by cop"
scenerios.. Seriously, we live in a sensitive society, you cant just
say "I'VE GOT A GUN, AND IM GOING TO KILL PEOPLE" and expect
the police to investigate if you are actually have a gun in your possession...
Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Telegraph
- Grandmother Saved by Daughters Poo" ewwww
this is pretty fuckin gross.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Telegraph
- Tree Man 'Who Grew Roots' May Be Cured" wow,
this is not for the faint of heart, the pictures are pretty graphic,
and show a very unusual skin condition... you may not want to click
this one.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "News.com.au
- 30% of Women Who Meet People Online, Have Sex on First Date"
its like the wild wild west of pussy in austrailia.
Seriously, if your hounding the poon in the .au, you've got a 33% chance
of scoring, and thats just based on raw numbers... shower... shave...
dress nice, and you're prolly up to 60-80% chance.. also, they might
aswell outlaw condoms down there, i dont think anyone in the .au actually
uses them
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| "NYTimes
- Google Options Makes Masseuse a Multimillionaire" god
damnit, why couldnt i have been Googles Masseuse... Wait... im not skilled
Masseusey-stuff...
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| "NYSun
- Talk of Worst Recession Since 1930s" yep,
an american recession.... i think its pretty much unavoidable...
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| "Gizmodo
- Android Mobile OS, Shows off Multitouch GMaps, Quake"
hum, this sure beats the crap out of the shit-ass-java OS built into
my Motorola... MOTOROLA SUCKS!
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| "ScienceDaily
- Yellowstone Volcano Inflating With Molten Rock at Record Rate"
OOOoOOooO looks like Wyoming might have its own super-volcano soon..
I'm sure this will inject the sort of tourism needed to revitialize
the tourist industry in Wyoming.... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- A Symphony of Lies" heh, this is funny, but
seriously who's surprized by the double-talk? Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "PartsTown
- Probe Assy" i'm sure its supposed to be some
sort of engine probe or something, but the fact that they called it
an "Assy" and they included a tube of lube... makes me think
otherwise... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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