|
|
|
 Where
has this year gone? 
|
| "KHOUNews
- Dealing LSD from the Dorm" lol, busted, this
guy even looks like the stereotypical white male drug dealer.
|
| "YouTube
- Hanson Robotics Introduces Jules" these guys
should work harder on their programming instead of focusing on the latex
work, sure the skin and face look impressive, but all that stuff should
be done after they have an awesome robot.
|
| "News.com.au
- Woman's Lesbian Porn With Teens" wow, theres
some freaky lesbian stuff going on in aussieland, but seriously though,
who cant tell the difference between a 14yr old girl, and a 17yr old
girl?
|
| "Blog.Wired
- Western Digital DRM'd Drive Won't Let You Share MP3, Divx, etc"
who installs the software that comes with these USB drives? i have had
a few of these in the past, and i've never even considered installing
the software. If it works, dont bog down your computer with useless
crap you dont need.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
| "MetaCafe
- Morons on Motors" rofl Sent in by: Wangzang
|
| "Movies.aol
- Speed Racer" Followup: yes, its official,
the Speed Racer movie is going to suck. Sent in by: Sneak
|
|
| "Video.Google
- Amazing Hand Shadow Show by Raymond Crowe" all
i have to say is... wow..
|
| "BBCNews
- Fire Crew Aid in Penis Operation" these firefighters
must be really skilled in the use of the angle grinder, frankly i wouldnt
want anything spinning at 10,000rpm near my wang, but then again, i
wouldnt fashion my own cock-ring out of an old iron pipe..
|
| "FoxNews
- Girl Gets Bizarre Note Instead of iPod" Apple
is run by Satan himself.. toying with our children (well not mine).
Seriously though, people need to take a step back from the Apple Teet.
people buy apple now because they think its in 'style'. not because
they make good products, or have good customer service...
|
| "TheRegister
- Microsoft's Sex-Obsessed RoboSanta Spouts Filth at Children"
microsoft rules
|
| "Cinematical
- First Look: Speed Racer Trailer" oh god,
this looks pretty lame.... but atleast it has some mediocre actors in
it.. Sent in by: Doom^
|
| "BlackpoolGazette
- Sam's Sunk" lols, this is why you dont go
farting around an open slip way/sand beach in a little farty FWD car...
4WD is your friend if you wanna blaze around a beach.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
|
| "Awesomeology
- Decoding Women's Personal Ads" rofl! now
this is some comedy. Sent in by: _Psychic_
|
|
| "Gizmodo
- Blast-Proof Fabric Defies Belief" Wow, this
is some pretty cool stuff, i'm not sure if it would be best suited as
the inner layer of body armor for soldiers, or as troop cargo covers
or something like that.. its cool stuff either way
|
| "Break
- Drunk Redneck Jumps His Suzuki Video" hah
awesome, i thought for sure that teh poor little suzuki's suspension
and axels would pop right off the car when it landed.. i guess suzuki's
are made with some good parts.
|
| "1Up
- Street Fighter IV Arcade Screenshots" after
recieving the link at the bottom i had to hunt down some new screenies
from the latest SF game.. Looks pretty impressive.
|
| "Gemaga
- Giant Xbox 360" looks like this guy just
converted an old server case or something, its pretty cool i guess.....
|
| "HornBlasters.com"
rofl. watch the movie, its hilarious! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
| "Slashfilm
- Cool Stuff: Batcave Home Theatre" heh, this
is pretty bad ass, i'm not sure if i'd want a 'batcave' in my house,
but its an interesting idea. Sent in by: Usteppin
|
| "YouTube
- Street Fighter 2 Glitches Part II" heh, i
knew a couple of these, most of the Guile ones, but i never knew the
Vega tricks. Seriously though, SF2 was pretty buggy if all of these
are legit.. Sent in by: d13
|
|
| "MyByrdHouse
- 99 Octopi" This is the coolest christmas
tree ever..
|
| "QCTimes
- Teen Pregnancies in Q-C Region: Baby Starts New Role For Teenage Mom"
what in the funk?! a grandmother at 29???? i guess im
the only one who this seems foriegn too...
|
| "JustPressPlay
- Did Morgan Spurlock Find Osama Bin Laden?"
rofl, Morgan Spurlock rules!
|
| "FindArticles
- Drop-in Doughnuts" lols, cops use helicopter
to get donuts
|
| "YourFileHost.com
- subway_girl.wmv" ok, this is not work safe,
this features a good looking girl flashing her rather equisite tits/pooty
in a Subway Restuarant. Sent in by: IkeTurner
|
| "ScienceBlogs
- Cat Toilet Training Kit" this is great and
everything, but whos gonna teach him to light a candle after he's done
making an awful stink in the bathroom? Sent in by: BlueFrog
|
| "BigBlueBall
- Connect GoogleTalk to AIM, MSN, Yahoo" wait
a second, does this mean that i dont have to use Trillians clunky interface
anymore?!? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
|
| "CNN
- Why Bad Kissers Don't Get to Second Base" rofl,
bad kissers == teh owned.
|
| "WashingtonPost
- Apple, AT&T and Others Sued Over Voicemail Patent Violation"
well, here's another company that apple will either
pay off, or buy out..
|
| "David-Norris.co.uk
- Social Networking Sites Are the Fastest Growing UK Online Brands"
this could be a sign of a social reality crash.. Everyone will retreat
to their internet friends and leave their real life friends behind..
|
| "FilmDrunk
- Chuck Palahniuk Move Update" OoOoOOO i'm
eagerly awaiting survivor. I've read a few reviews of the book (since
i dont have time to read the actual book), and it sounds awesome. Sent in by: Sneak
|
| "YouTube
- Whitest Kids U' Know - Classroom Skit" ROFL!
wait for the ending of this one; it came right outta left field... Sent in by: _Psychic_
|
| "CNN
- Alaska Man Killed 2, Injured 3 in Machete, Gun Attacks"
lol, look at this guys mugshot, theres no wonder why he decided to live
in Anchorage.. They have a population of only 200,000~. Sent in by: d3nt
|
|
| "YouTube
- Nutmeg High" lols, nutmeg in mass quantities
is toxic... good luck buddy..
|
| "DayByDayCartoon
- Hillary Clinton" heh, oh Hillary you are
such a failure..
|
| "BreitBart
- Young Chimp Beats College Students" rofl,
owned by primates, i have no doubt that this is true, ever since i've
started working everyday, i know my memory has suffered, i remember
everything for work, but anything my long-term memory is dust (strangely
enough my short-term memory seems to be the most reliable).. Maybe i
shouldnt have poisoned my mind with alcohol...
|
| "Fat-Pie
- Health Reminder" *Snicker* i dont get it. Sent in by: C.C.
|
| "EnglishRussia
- Not-So-Usual Photos" rofl, this is some freaky
stuff.. Sent in by: Usteppin
|
| "NationalGeographic
- Scanning a Dino Mummy With Largest CT-Scanner"
Followup: on that giant complete dinosaurs that was mummified Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
|
| Merry
Christmas to all my consumer-readers! .cre
|
| "Wired
- Rare Mummified Dinosaur Unearthed, Contains Skin, Maybe Organs, Muscles"
Now this is pretty cool, we'll see how close the dinosaurologists came
to how the actual creature looks. either way, this is pretty amazing.
Also See
here
(Sent in by Reverend_Quj)
|
| "YouTube
- Whitest Kids U' Know - What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln"
Rofl! if this was really what Abe Lincoln was right, he was the greatest
president ever..
|
| "Guardian
- Iran Halted Nuclear Weapons Programme in 2003"
one less excuse to invade iran...
|
| "Engadget
- Porsche's Kinderbob Sled" you have got to
be shitting me.. there is no way porsche made this.. Sent in by: Sain
|
| "MaineToday
- Doing his Civic Duty in a Snowstorm" What?!
a home-made snow plow mounted to a Honda Civic? this cant be good for
the Civic Frame.... Sent in by: BlueFrog
|
| "ABCNews
- Losing Virginity Later Linked To Sexual Dysfunction"
so basically what these researchers are saying, is that if you want
your kids to NOT turn into serial rapists and murders, make sure they
have sex when they're young. Sent in by: `Nemesis
|
|
| Holy
crapsticks, is it really xmas eve? .cre
|
| "Break
- The Circle of Death" i'm pretty sure i've
posted this before, or something similar, its pretty badass..
|
| "FluffyTails
- A Cats Christmas" oh god, stupid cat websites..
|
| "SMH
- Early Christmas Present for Meat Thieves" lols,
these are some enterprising thieves.. anyone who can move 16tonnes of
ham, has some pretty serious fencing connections
|
| "EasyScreens.info
- Military Couch Camoflauge" hehe, when i first
clicked the link, i wasnt really paying attention, so i didnt even see
the guy.. well done.. Sent in by: WangZang
|
| "YouTube
- Straight, No Chaser, 12 Days of Christmas" *snicker*
this is pretty cool. Sent in by: Dspearow
|
| "WFTV
- Knife at Lunch Gets 10yr Old Girl Arrested at School"
what in the funk, a little girl, being arrested for cutting up a steak
lunch? thats pretty messed up.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
|
| "Video.Google
- Worst Singer Ever" rofl, awesome!
|
| "TheStressBlog
- Japs Asked Peace in Jan. Envoys On The Way to Tokyo" you
know, this may be true, that the japanese offered surrender before the
atomic bombs were dropped, but i think the world would be a much different
place if the US would have accepted their surrender.. we'd probably
be in a cold war with Japan right now...
|
| "YouTube
- Man from LOX" lol, gotta love safety videos
from the 60s. |
| "TheSpeciousReport
- Dogs Playing Poker 2.0" heh, i think i've
found my new desktop background at work. Sent in by: Dale
|
| "DelawareOnline
- Colostomy Reversal Botched, Suit Says" this
is one of the most awful things that could possibly happen to you (as
a result of a screwed up medical procedure). Sent in by: _Psychic_
|
| "ABC.net.au
- Expanding Tropics to Send Climate Haywire" so,
are we going to be thrust into a global warming scenerio? or a global
iceage? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|
| "YouTube
- IASIP - Abortion Protest Joke" rofl, i know
this shouldnt be funny, cuz theres crazy people out there, but its hilarious! Sent in by: Doom^
|
|
| "YouTube
- Assassin's Creed Uber Spoiler" incase anyone
wanted to know how Assassins Creed Ends
|
| "Break
- Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents" rofl,
racism at its best! when i was growing up, i thought it was just white
people who were racist against other people, as i've grown up, i've
realized that everyone has their own prejudices..
|
| "Guardian
- Russia Pulls out of Nato Arms Pact" Uh ohs.
this cant be cool..
|
| "Philly
- Mint or Drug: Is Hershey's Cracked?" rofl!
i sense alot of false arrests in the near future for fans of Hershey's
products.. Sent in by: Doom^
|
| "ZeFrank
- Create Your Own Snowflakes" Since it cant
be a white christmas for everyone heres an opportunity to make your
own snowflakes. Sent in by: BlueFrog
|
| "Oomsa
- For Sale: One Useless Cat" didnt i post this
already? its still funny.. cats are useless.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
|