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 "AutoBlog
- Ferrari Takes on Lamborghini in Mobile Phone Battle" oh
god, motorola sucks, and how shallow would you have to be to own a Ferrari
phone?  
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| "Wired
- Man Buys His Tattoo Fake Breasts" Followup:
This whole body modification thing really has hit the news hard. apparently
getting 2 spherical implants under a tattoo is breaking news..
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| "MSNBC
- Scientists Say Asteroid Could Hit Mars, in January"
oOOoOooO we could be in for another space light show. i guess we'll
hear more about this the closer it gets to jan 30th..
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| "WeirdAsiaNews
- 10year Chinese Haunting Finally Debunked"
Haunted by catfish... feer.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "CollegeHumor
- Notorious H.I.T." lols, POLAND IN DA HOUSE! Sent in by: Carny
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| "YouTube
- Dote Up a Cat Intro" what in teh funk?! Japanese
people have crazy video games.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "TMZ
- Judge to Bams Uncle - You're Don Vito No More" rofl.
owned. (is viva la bam even on anymore?)
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| "LiveLeak
- Parents Brawl at School Holiday Pagent" hahah,
awesome! nothing like a little violence to celebrate the holidays
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| "GoogleNews
- Descendants of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse Break Away From US"
followup: Yep, looks like these guys are serious...
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| "TechDigest
- Terrorise Your Workmates With a Disintegrator Rubber Band Gun"
ha! this is super cool, i wonder if they sell instructions on how to
make them, it doesnt look too complicated.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- La Caida De Edgar" lols, every spin off of
the original makes me laugh.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "YouTube
- Ethnic Cleansing Bear" this reaks of Robot
Chicken... but its still funny Sent in by: Wolf-
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of my long term readers will know what day today is... ITS SEX DAY,
so today it is your responsiblity to either have wild-rabid-monkey-sex
with your daily partner, or if you do not have a daily partner, to go
out and find one; if they resist, just tell them that a website said
that it was ok, that you had (consentual) sex with them... .cre
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| "CNN
- Teens Charged in 'Mortal Kombat' Killing"
oh come on, i would have loved to have seen these kids 'imitating' Mortal
Kombat moves... There are robots that fire missiles out of their chests,
and evil monks that float in mid air... if these kids could do this,
then they'd take over the world..
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| "AR15
- I Am Legend Bathtub-wannabe Pictures" lols,
some of these are pretty funny
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| "News.com.au
- Sitting Bulls People Break Away From US"
wow, large parts of US Soil, no longer under US control.. this is uhm
very strange.. i hope these natives know what they're doing.
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| "BreakupEmail.com"
rofl, no longer do you have to break up in person, or on the phone,
or even on msn... Now you can do it quickly through email.
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| "CBSNews
- Reprieve for Teacher Who Had Sex With Teen" followup:
all i have to say is "wow..." no punishment for hot teachers
having sex with young males... Seriously this is fantastic news for
young boys in schools everywhere... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "Craigslist
- Star Wars Guide to the Candidates" *snicker*
now this is comedy. Sent in by: Joe
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| "SonnyRadio
- Bear On A Bridge" how on earth did this bear
get this far under the bridge? Sent in by: Revernd_Quj
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| "Gizmodo
- Sony Offers $100 Trade-in For Your Old TV"
now this isnt a bad idea, hell i have an old ass TV just waiting to
be thrown out (it sucks, dont bother emailing me about it), if i could
get a 100$ off a Trinitron or whatever TV's Sony Makes now, i might
just upgrade..
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| "CNN
- Bully Black Hole Blasts Galaxy With Radiation" heh,
Death Stars... interesting, i guess stuff liket his would extinct life
quickly in any solar system.
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| "YouTube
- Something Awful Can Suck My Nuts" rofl, this
guy rules..
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| "CNN
- Whales May Have Descended From Small Deer-Like Critter"
come on.. these evolution-scientists are just grasping at straws. Humans
have 98% of the same DNA that a cucumber has; you dont see them saying
that we evolved from salad fixings?
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| "Autoblog
- The King is Back Atop the Hill" as much as
i dont like corvettes, i think the pseudo shaker hood is pretty cool. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "LiveLeak
- Gas Attendant Recieves a Phone Call, While Working on Gas Truck, Explodes"
there must have been something else that caused this,
like the attendent was smoking, or had a small amount of chlorine or
something on him... Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- Duke Nukem Forever Teaser" there is no way
in hell that this game is actually coming out.. its been "in development"
for like 8years... Sent in by: `Fluke
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for the short update, running late ugh.
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| "ManiacWorld
- Frog Thinks He's a Cat" rofl, this is probably
one of those rare catfrogs..
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| "WashingtonPost
- Synthetic DNA On The Brink of Yielding New Life Forms"
all i have to say is.. wow..
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| "SFGate
- Newsom Considers City Fee For Sellers of Sugary Soda"
i dont think soda is necessarily to blame for childhood obesity, but
its one of the components, kids nowadays just dont do anything physical;
when i was young i took Judo during the winter, and Football in the
summer, so i was always active.. now adays kids dont even move, they
ride around on their segway scooters, play Guitar Hero - thinking that
they'll be a real rockstar one day.
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| "Sam.Zoy.Org
- LMOS - Last Measure Operating System" rofl,
this shit is hilarious! funtimes can be had with this sorta stuff. i
think im gonna have to burn a couple copies of this and throw it on
a couple PCs at work. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "APGoogle
- Wheat Prices Surge to Record High" and the
farmers of Iowa rejoice! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "OMGVids
- Nuclear Explosions" these visuals are just
amazing. Sent in by: Sain
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| "SmartDownloads.net
- 2007 SSC Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo For Sale"
no price tag.. if you have to ask, you cant afford it..
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| "LiveLeak
- Shockwave From Destroying a Weapons Cache in Iraq"
whoa! this must have been one hell of a weapons cache..
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| "ScienceDaily
- Jupiter's Moon Europa: What Could Be Under the Ice" Now
this is cool, there could be aliens who live in cities under the ice..
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| "YouTube
- The Wrong Kind" rofl! this cant be true Sent in by: d13
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| "LiveLeak
- Bar Bouncer Dragging Woman Down the Stairs" Yikes!
this is why you dont fuck around with a bouncer.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "FoxNews
- Los Angeles to Drain Two Reservoirs Due to Cancer Risk"
you'd think that the drinking water reserves would be monitored fairly
often in the drought stricken southern california regions.. so that
they could have picked up on this earlier.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "GooglePicasa2008
- 3000 Barrels Fall Down in Crysis" this looks
pretty cool
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| "LegoRobotComics.com"
hehe aww yeh some of these are actually pretty funny, flip through a
few of them and make your own call.
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| "Doc420.com"
lols, i guess this doctors specializes in issuing medical marijuanna
perscriptions.
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| "NYTimes
- In China, Farming Fish in Toxic Waters" Yikes!
dont buy fish from china.. or just stop eating fish..
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| "FilmDrunk
- Judd Apatow Has a Virus" *snicker* Sent in by: Sneak
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| "YouTube
- Inclema's - G-Roc" lols, this is some pretty
bad advertising.. Sent in by: Carny
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| "SpikedHumor
- Alien vs. Predator, the First 5 Minutes" its
hard to put how bad this movie was, into words, but this was by far
the worst hollywood movie i've seen since i watched Alone in the Dark...
and its no surprize that not only was the plot stupid, but the acting
was awful, and the effects inconsistant.. The idiots who directed this
should go back to directing commercials and music videos and stay the
hell away from good movie franchises.. this might have ruined the AvP
franchise for me for good. Sent in by: `Fluke
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