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 Happy
leapyear bitchez! now we all get punished by having to work another
day!  
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| "Telegraph
- Peruvian Surfing Cat is Making Waves" heh,
looks like the cat doesnt mind getting wet.. that has to be a first.
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| "WWTDD
- She's F'n Matt Damon" rofl, this has to be
a skit, and not real..
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Mississippi Pols Seek to Ban Fats" i would
laugh my ass off if this bill gets passed, it would force all the fat
people out of mississippi, and then land would become so cheap, that
all the skinny people would flock there in droves.. its genius.. |
| "YouTube
- Dogs Head Revived" wow, the russians did
some crazy stuff back in the day. but this is pretty amazing / disturbing.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Garfield
Minus Garfield.tumblr" now this is comedy! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Discovery
- Housecat's Genes Traced to the Middle East" Great...
now we have feline sleeper cells.. it is possible that while you sleep
your cats are preparing something much worse then 911... Secretly plotting
as you scratch its back, or while you feed them fancy feasts, they're
desiring your demise.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "FoxNews
- Navy Tests High-Powered ElectroMagnetic Railgun" Railguns
are really cool technology, but i dont know what good it would do in
naval combat, for example, how would you sink an enemy ship with a solid
projectile? unless you could hit it below the water line, or pierce
the lower hull? i'm not sure that these rail guns have the balistic
characteristics to do that.. We'll have to wait and see i guess..
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| "AutoBlog
- Nissan Dealers Could Charge up to $129,000 for GT-R"
my god, thats one sexy car...
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| "WWTDD
- These Two Were Making Out" oh god, i think
im gonna be sick. Seriously, who would want to make-out with Paris Hilton?
Seriously.. I'm about to vomit..
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| "ListVerse
- Top 10 Bizarre Biblical Tales" when i was
kid i went to Vacation Bible School for a couple years, and i remeber
the Jesus Fig Tree story, it didnt make sense to me now, and it barely
makes sense to me now.. Jesus was definately abusing his power; i'm
surprized god didnt strike him down right then and there..
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| "BrisbaneTimes.com.au
- Grandmother Cops Eyeful of Postmans 'Package'" rofl,
i guess the aussie postmen wear short-short-tennis-shorts.. seriously
though, some guys were meant to wear long shorts... just for this specific
reason.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Dailmail.co.uk
- No More Burnt Toast! The Glass Toaster That Lets You See Your Bread
as it Browns" i'm surprized that Apple didnt
buy the patent to this, it looks like it was designed by their R&D
team.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "News.com.au
- Man Called Directory Assistance 10,000 Times" wow,
i dont think i've ever been lonely enough to call 411 for a compasionate
conversation... Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Video.Google
- Steven Fishman Deposition Part 1" Scientologists
are crazy.. completely nuts..
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| "AutoBlog
- Rogue Deer Snatches Victory From Pastrana at 2008 SnoDrift rally"
owned by a deer~
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| "DarkRoastedBlend
- Tank Accidents Part 2" some of these are
pretty cool, i've always been a fan of the tank, but they just arnt
the vehicle to cross muddy bogs.. see here for Tank
Accidents 1.
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| "CNN
- Driver Drops Bid to Sue Family of Boy He Killed"
Wow, and i thought N.America was messed up, Spain has some way-wierder
shit going on.. I'm surprized that the public didnt pull a soccer-riot
on this guys ass, and drag him through the streets.
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| "Break
- Fart Man Video" this the most childishly
funny thing i've seen in awhile. well worth the disgusting factor.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Reuters
- Iraqi's Deaf Soccer Team Braves Violence to Play"
forget the article, scroll to the bottom, and check out the writer and
editor names.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "SFGatte
- McCain Criticized for Slur" this comment
might have cost him the presidency... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Gawker
- Leah Remini's Crazy Scientology Email?" lols,
how can anyone take scientology seriously... all of their members are
bat-shit-insane..
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| "WWTDD
- James Gandolfini Has Had Enough" lols, dont
mess with a Soprano.
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| "LiveLeak
- Car Goes For a JoyRide, Through a Mall" heh
i know i've posted this before, but i bet the driver wasnt anticipating
the that polished floor would be that slippery.
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| "Uaddit
- Earth's Largest Swimming Pool" wow, i'd hate
to be the pool boy for this hotel... Seriously though, their pool pumps
and sumps and stuff must be enormous..
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| "Bored
- Hillary Priceless" i guess this is funny,
the soldier boy is crossing his fingers? Sent in by: Maxtype |
| "TeleGraph
- Weirdest and Most Endangered Creatures" Wierd...
i think the little frog in here pooped on that guys finger.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Glumbert
- THX for the Eyes" *Snicker* Sent in by: Sneak
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| "SMH
- California Approves Marijuana Vending Machines" What?!
Marijuana Vending Machines.... whats next, Valium vending machines?
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| "FilmDrunk
- Sly Not Shy About His Love For the Juice" lols,
you'd think he would try to hide his use of HGH.. but i guess HGH also
rotts your brain
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| "RedTube
- The Smurf Fuck Fest" k, this is NOT WORK
SAFE, i simply do not know what to say besides that..
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| "Science.SlashDot
- World's Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to US Navy"
Wow, 3 Million Amps worth of power is required just to shoot these...
Now thats impressive, i'd hate to see the battery arrays... Well actually
i wonder if these are strapped directly to the Nuclear Generators on
modern battleships.... Maybe thats how they plan on doing it.
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| "CNN
- Bush Focuese on Economy in 'Period of Uncertainty'" you
know you're Country is in trouble, when the man leading it isnt sure
where he's its going.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "YouTube
- Super Smash Bros Brawl, Japanese Intro" My
god this looks amazing. Sent in by: Barney
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| "YouTube
- Pipa Pipa - Surinam Toad Babies" this looks
pretty gross. Sent in by: d13
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| "Gizmodo
- NSFW - Beautiful Topless Girl, Playing Wii" as
you guessed it, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but this girl is smoking
hot, and she's not topless, she's totally naked.
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| "ScienceDaily
- Giant Particle Accelerator Discovered in the Sky"
i watched a TV show on the discovery channel a few weeks ago, and it
was a documentary on the building of this giant particle accelerator
in france (or something), and while i was watching it, i said "i
wonder if heavy-gravity can cause the same effect in nature.."
and it looks like it can
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| "News.com.au
- Teacher Steals Boys' Undies, At Knife Point" what
in the funk?! and i thought the education system in north america was
messed up, leave it to japan to make us seem tame..
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| "YouTube
- GoogleMaps" *snicker* this is pretty funny
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| "YouTube
- Fat Man Dance Machine" rofl, owned. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "TeleGraph
- 'Frog From Hell' That Ate Baby Dinosaurs"
Whoa! now this would be a massive frog, i wonder how mobile it would
be, if it was as large as a beachball? Big Toads i've seen barely move
at all, they kinda just sit in one spot and eat flies and bugs.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "eFukt
- Public Pissing Gone Wrong" bhaha (NOT SAFE
FOR WORK), i will never understand this fetish, but this old guy rules. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "YouTube
- Bird Poops in Mouth" Rofl! never look up
if you're standing under a tree full of pooping birds!
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| "LiveLeak
- Passed Out Punk Rocker's Hair Set On Fire Like Candles On a Birthday
Cake" *snicker* now this is comedy!
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| "CNN
- From Fighters to Friends, Vick's Pit Bulls Learn New Life"
uh what?! dont get me wrong, i love dogs and stuff, but these dogs were
trained killers, and now someone has them for pets? is this such a good
idea?
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| "YouTube
- Ghost Pictures Show" some of these are pretty
cool, but there appears to be alot of these "Ghost Slideshows"
on Youtube.. check them out..
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| "NationalPost
- In The U.S. South, Is Canadian A New Racial Slur?" bhahah!
Oh i hope so! Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "LiveLeak
- Tractor Trailer Accidents On Italian Highways"
Holy shitballs, they must have really low traffic barriers for that
last Big-Rig to hop completely over it. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Video.Cardomain
- Beer + Subaru + 30 Foot Jump = Awesome!"
come on, if you're going to stage something as awesome as this, get
it from atleast 1 good camera angle, seriously, or borrow your dads
old handy cam and get it from 2 angles.. this could be so much cooler... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Independent.co.uk
- Knut Is a Psychopatch, and Will Never Mate, Say Experts"
lols, how did they psycho-analyze a polar bear? just based on his behavior?
is that even acceptable? that would be like declaring a boxer to be
too aggressive for society, basic on a friday night fights..
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| "YouTube
- Scientology Crazy Followers" heh isnt scientology
and scientology rentacops great?
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| "WMTV
- City Battles Giant Blob" what in the funk?
how on earth did this happen? unless it was someone dumping a whole-lotta
grease down the sewer... maybe that was it...
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| "Kotaku
- Target is Cruel to Advance Wars Fans" rofl,
Target is hilarious!
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| "YouTube
- The BubbleGum Sequencer" this is pretty awesome,
this makes Reason look like a complicated rubicks cube of music. this
looks easy and inviting.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Fur Collared" jesus! is #5 a guy or a girl?
also, i'll never understand this fascination with people wearing fur
collared stuff.. unless your an eskimo you dont need it.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "11Alive
- Church Pastor: Have Sex Every Day" What?!
Have Sex... For God??? how does this work. Oh well, for those of us
who really dont believe in heaven or hell, i guess this is one is a
win-win. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Kinky Sex, Shocking Death" oh snap! this
is why you shouldnt experiment with something that you dont understand,
AC electricity isnt what they should be using for this, they should
be using a small DC inverter, of an awfully low amperage, maybe even
a stun-gun or something..
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| "YouTube
- Scientology Members See Reptilian Aliens Morphing Into Humans"
rofl, Scientologists are hilarious
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| "C00lStuff
- Do's and Dont's With Babies" *snicker* some
of these are pretty funny
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| "Engadget
- Xbox Goes Profitable, Almost Like a Grown-Up Business"
heh, i'm honestly surprized, but i guess when you factor in the highest
selling video game of all time, its a no-brainer as to why they turned
a profit...
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| "MetaCafe
- Thirsty Monkey" i have no idea what this
monkey was thinking, cuz this cant taste good.. Unless this monkey has
a mono-watersports fetish or something.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "TheSpeciousReport
- Twenty Ways The Specious Report Is Like The Onion" heh,
speciousreport rules! Sent in by: Dale
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| "AirInflatables
- Giant Vagina" what in the funk?! i cant see
why anyone would need to rent this, its almost frightning... Sent in by: FuSheng
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