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March
21st
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"YouTube
- Patapon" when i was growing up, there was
this toy called the "Simon" where it played music and lit
lights, and you had to tap the light/music pattern, and it would keep
getting harder and harder.. We all thought this was awful compared to
the Nintendo, there simply was no competition.. But now, it appears
that video games are making a regression, moving back towards stupid
audio pattern games, where you just have to tap buttons in order to
succeed.. awful... simply awful.

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"KPHO
- School Bans Hugs Over 2 Seconds" honestly,
i think society as a whole, is broken..

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"GameTrailers
- Lego Batman" the 'Lego' series of games have
been pretty fun so far, especially with the Lego Star Wars I. this looks
like more hilarity

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"LATimes
- At the Core of Snowflakes, Bacteria" hah!
why doesnt this surprize me.. Stuff that we used to do as kids could
be potentially harmful (running around in a snow fall, catching snow
flakes on our tongues). Soon we'll find out that tap water contains
piles and piles of bad minerals and stuff..

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"YouTube
- Hanatarash" in Japan these guys are bigger
then Elvis. i'm just kidding, seriously though, this isnt music...
Sent in by: D13

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"AJC
- Nebraska College Bans Popular Dorm Game, Amid Campus Fears"
i guess toy guns are going to be a thing of the past. But what happens
if gun manufacturers start making guns shaped like bananas, will we
have to outlaw bananas?
Sent in by: Wolf

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"YouTube
- NBA Reporter Freudian Slip" rofl, double
what?
Sent in by: Sneak

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March
19th
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"Kotaku
- Rent to Own a Nintendo Wii for Just $948"
i bet they caught some stupid people with this one..

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"FilmDrunk
- Mike Myers Makes Me Sad" heh, i'm not sure
about this movie, it looks like it has its moments, but yes, i do agree
all teh jokes have been done before..

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"LVRJNews
- Exposure Feared: 40,000 LV Clinic Patients Urged to Be Tested for
HIV" here comes the lawsuit, seriously though,
how to do 'accidently' infect upto 40,000 people with Hep. C - B, and
HIV.

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"Engadget
- Worst Parents In The World, Punk Kid Into Thinking He Got an Xbox
360" bhahah when this kid goes postal and kills
his whole family, it will be well deservd..

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"Kotaku
- GTA IV: Takes 100 Hours to Complete" thats
it? i remember playing GTA3 for months.. this cant be true...
Sent in by: Sain

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"SpassPost
- Top Idiots" *snicker* these are awesome
Sent in by: BlueFrog

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"FilmDrunk
- Extended Ironman Trailer" cant wait... looks
awesome..
Sent in by: Doom^

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March
18th
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March
17th
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March
16th
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March
15th
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"SFGate
- Knoxville Recovering From Surgery" this makes
me irk!

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"TheRegister
- Security Boffins Unveil BitUnlocker" ha!
now this is something that i didnt think was possible. when a machine
hibernates, freezing the ram chips, yanking them out of the system,
then reading their contents in another machine.. interesting...

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"YouTube
- Ukrainian Army Ad" rofl, now this is awesome!
i thought the US Army ads were goofy, this has to take the cake.

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"Kotaku
- This is it, No More Princess Peach Upskirts" Super
Smash Bros. Brawl is the only game worth owning on the Wii, not just
for the Peach-UpSkirts..

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"Gazette.uwo.ca
- Bogus Penises Taste Like the Real Thing" Jesus
fuck, who wants to eat the genitals of animals? not me.
Sent in by: Wangzang

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"EscapeMagazine
- Zero Punctuation - Assassin's Creed" seriously,
i could watch these reviews all day long
Sent in by: IkeTurner

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"GameTrailers
- Mario Kart Wii" well, maybe this will also
be worth owning for the Wii, looks pretty cool,
Sent in by: Doom^

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March
14th
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