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 "WSAZ
- Questionable Straw Shape Upsets Mother" come
on, these are 100% wang shaped.. you cant deny it.  |
| "Kotaku
- Watch Nine Minutes of StarCraft 2's Protoss" *Spurt*
eagerly awating the new StarCraft Game!
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| "Yahoo
- State Passes Droopy Pants Law" Followup:
yes, this is no-joke, Florida is tired of seeing guys butts (and i guess
girls butts too)
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| "YouTube
- Cyborg Insects" now this is just freaky.
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| "SkyTalk
- Woman Files Lawsuit Against AMR Because Passenger Next To Her Masturbated
While She Slept" rofl, some people have no
shame! Sent in by: d3nt
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| "UKPress.Google
- Father Jailed for Microwaving Baby" Seriously,
what in the funk is wrong with the world.... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "LiveLeak
- Amateur Pole Dancing Chick, Hits Head Against Pole" clearly
you dont have to have any skill to be an Exotic Pole Dancer Sent in by: Sain
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| "Yahoo
- Honey Will You Marry... Oh Never Mind..."
wow what a mega bitch, i wouldnt marry this slut, she's getting all
bitchy when the guy tries to explain what happened to the 12k ring he
bought her... Honestly, i'd leave the trash at the curb, and find another
girl..
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| "DoubleViking
- Hot Girl Math" heh this looks like it works,
sorta..
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| "TheAge
- Man Faces Kidnapping Charge" Wow, this is
not the way you propose to a 17 yr old girl.. seriously, pretending
to be a criminal, kidnapping her, then pretending that you've been kidnapped
with her, and running around a forrest for 2 days. seriously, this guy
is messed up
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| "SexToy
- Area 51 Love Doll" rofl, this looks so retarted..
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| "NowPublic
- Florida Passes Saggy Pants Law" Now this
is genius! why couldnt canada do this? it may give kids today a shot
of what reality is, after all when they graduate highschool and they
have to find a job, they will realize that maybe they should have paid
closer attention to thier dresscode.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CollegeHumor
- wat" this bating shit makes me laugh everytime.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "NewScientist
- Hardy Earth Bacteria Can Grow in Lunar Soil"
OoOoOoO Terraforming the moon.. now this could be interesting Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Telegraph
- Dutch to Legalize Gay Sex in Public Park"
What in the funk?! i guess the public wont be going to this park for
much longer... they might aswell make some sort of sex-jungle-gym here,
with like those spring pony's and and slides that meet in the end and
stuff..
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| "XKCD
- New Electric Skateboard" now you can be the
coolest kid on your block, with a giant electric skateboard.
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| "WCBS880
- Building Shaped Like a Swastika Will Be Changed" *snicker*
you think they would have caught this when it was first drawn up.
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| "WWTDD
- Tom Cruise Might Be Retarded" yeah Tom Cruise
sucks.
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| "Break
- Reporter Owned by Sled Video" lol, this guy
lucky he didnt die, that was a brutal take out.. but you know he's a
real reporter, because he finished his sign-off before completely passing
out. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "LiveLeak
- Officer Fired After An Accident With Female DWI" wow,
yeah looks like there is some video tape missing on this one.. Girl
goes from being completely healthy sitting in a chair, to lying on the
floor bleeding in 1 frame of video.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- Rodeo Du Camions 2007" durr, i didnt know
big-rig drag racing really existed, but watch these frames flex/bend..
i'm surprized these things can drive in a straight line. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "WashingtonPost
- Video of Sleeping Guards Shakes Nuclear Industry"
now why cant i take naps on the job, im not guarding nuclear secrets
or anything like that.. it cant hurt my industry.
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| "ScienceBlog
- Statutory Rape" rofl, i bet that little bison
statue had no idea what was coming when that Moose walked by..
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| "Boston
- Vegas Man Paints Car Like Police Cruiser" hrmm
these laws must be different up here in canuckistan, i remember looking
into buying an old vintage police car from the 60s, still had the lights,
the cage, the sirens, and the law up here, is that you have to stop
in to the police station whenever you're going to be driving it to let
them know that there is a civilian marked car driving around, even though
its 40 yrs old and doesnt look anything like current cruisers..
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| "WSJ
- Most Economists In Survey Say Recession is Here"
like this is any secret anymore.
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| "Cracked
- Video Game Pitch Meeting 1979" Now this is
hilarious. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Penny-Arcade
- The Case of Texas vs. Kryolord" followup:
Pennyarcade for the slamdunk! Sent in by: Ryan
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| "CNN
- Hussein's Iraq and Al Qaeda Not Link, Pentagon Says" 5
years and 2900 american soldiers deaths later (not counting the near
30,000 injuries) the truth finally comes out.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "CNN
- John Cho: Trek Role is Daunting" durr.. i
hope JJ Abrams knows what he's doing... and the new StarTrek movie doesnt
turn out to be a comedy or something, where data keeps throwing cream
pies at people..
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- The Allure of High-End Prostitutes: 'unique experiences'"
heh, this proves nothing... its a well known fact that guys like dirty
girls... and guys with lots of money can afford the 'perfect dirty girls'..
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| "Break
- Death Metal Puppy" wierd........
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| "Salon
- Poo and Your Health" examining ones own poop...
does this sound normal to anyone else? cuz its freaking me out.
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| "UPI
- Experts Prepare for Lunar Doomsday Ark" this
is a great idea, until aliens find it, and gain all of our knowledge,
then use it to destroy us.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "FilmDrunk
- The First Incredible Hulk Trailer" uh...
this looks.... amazing... clearly the Comic-turned-movie fad isnt over
yet, and this one actually looks good.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "EscapistMagazine
- Burnout Paradise" well, it sounds like they
broke the latest burn out game... which is a shame, because i loved
the burnout series, it was one of the best budget games out there. Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBCNews
- Goth Clothes Prompted Killing" jesus fuck,
whats wrong with the UK? Seriously?
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| "Joystiq
- Wii - Error Code 85010: Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection Smashed"
looks like xbox live isnt the only game server thats been having problems
as of late.
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| "DallasNews
- Rockwall County District Attorney Ray Sumrow Used Server for Personal
Items, Games" lols state funds going to someones
gaming habbit. awesome.
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| "GulfNews
- Horrific Accident On Abu Dhabi-Dubai Highway" well,
its not all that surprizing, if you search youtube for 'dubai street
racing' you'll get all sorts of crazy drift videos and stuff, really
dubai is just a drift/racing society who likes fast cars, and cheap
gas...
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| "Chron
- Man Whose Girlfriend was Stuck to Toilet May Be Charged"
i simply do not know what to say... this is why you dont date crazy
people... but honestly... she lived there 2 years, rent free... i think
this girl took this guy for a ride.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "LiveLeak
- MSNBC Uses Osama Picture for Obama" rofl Sent in by: Sain
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Orphaned Hedgehogs Adopt Cleaning Brush as Mother" cuteness
overload.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "IDontLikeYouInThatWay
- Katie Holmes Was Tom's Last Choice" lols,
tom cruise is a douche...
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| "Dlisted
- Having Big ChiChis Does Pay Off" Big boobs
for Freedom!
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| "LiveLeak
- Gigantic Laser Monster Makes An Appearance in Toyko"
i bet Sony could have fooled Tokyo on any regular night of the week
with this.. it would have been better if they hadnt put on this exhibition.
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| "King5
- Everett Boy Buried in Sandbox Dies" Seriously,
when i was 10, i knew that burying myself headfirst, upto my chest would
be fatal.. this kid is practicallly deserving a darwin award for this..
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| "YouTube
- Ken Blocks Snowboard/Rally Car Bit from DC's Mtn.Lab" so
really.. this is just a bunch of snowboarders catching a ride on a subaru
rally car Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheSun.co.uk
- Creepy Gnome Terrorises Town in General Guemes, Argentina"
bhah, these kids must have been getting high or something,
because if this was me and my friend, we prolly would have chased this
thing down, and found out what it was.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "AutoBlog
- Hayabusa-Powered Go Kart Redefines the Term Overpowered"
these dudes are insane.. seriously, if you want to die, get on one of
these machines Sent in by: psux
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| "Jalopnik
- The Dodge Viper is Dead: In Lieu of Flowers"
its going to be a sad day for mopar enthusiasts.
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| "Engadget
- Padded Lampposts for Distracted Texters Being Tested in London"
is it just me, or are humans devolving in the UK?
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| "BBCNews
- Moscow Has Most Billionaires" heh yeah this
shouldnt be a big surprize to anyone who understands the russian 'economy'...
Many people got rich off the backs of the working man.. especially when
the Soviet Union fell apart a couple decades past..
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| "BreitBart
- Golfer Faces Charges in Hawk Killing" rofl,
how stupid do you have to be...
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| "YouTube
- Best Movie Stunt Ever, Bollywood Style" didnt
i post this already? its still awesome Sent in by: Xian
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| "FoxNews
- Weather Channel Founder: Sue Al Gore for Fraud" bhah
i would laugh my ass off if the Weather Channel Sued Al Gore.. Sent in by: Beanz-
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| "Reuters
- Hey Tanks Alot!" speaking of russia, some
things will never change.. isnt vodka cheaper then bottled water out
there? Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Wonkette
- Sen. Tom Harkin: Marijuana Makes People Sell Their Children"
*snicker* i dont believe that Marijuana is helping our
society any, but i dont think its really hurting it either.. i know
tons of people who use recreational drugs, and they havnt sold their
children... yet...
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| "WTDD
- So Whats the Deal Here" Can someone please
tell me why Amy Winehouse is news?
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| "CNet
- Gary Gygax, 1938-2008, Rest in Peace, Dungeon Master"
Well these are sad times for Dungeon Masters all over the world, Gary
Gygax the designer of 'Dungeons and Dragons' the game has died... it
could have been worse, he could have befallen to a giant minotaur, and
missed his saving throw...
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| "Linkinn
- 15 Yr Old Girl Has Unprotected Sex 300 Times"
bhaha Maury Povich's human circus wins again..
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| "FilmDrunk
- CockPuncher Preview" heh, yeah its a shame
this is going straight to DVD i'd definately see it in theatres if i
had the opportunity. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "YouTube
- Star Wars According to a 3 yr old" *snicker* Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "DSFanboy
- Female Duo Sets the Standard for Link Cosplay"
normally the cosplay stuff is hilarious, but these 2 girls are pretty
cute... they could do for a xxx makeover.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "TheSun.co.uk
- The Worlds First Eyeball Tattoo" ... this
dude wanted a blue eye... who's gonna hire a guy with a blue eye?
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| "Consumerist
- Do Coat Hangers Sound As Good as Monster Cables?"
i have often wondered why monster cables were so expensive, and it looks
like its all marketing..
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| "WWTDD
- The Worlds Least Surprizing Story" *snicker*
paris should just commit suicide.. its the only way out of her shallow
life..
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| "BBCNews
- Green Sports Car Set for Launch" When will
Morgan start designing cars that dont look the same as their old cars...
the designs havnt changed since the 40s.
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| "CodingHorror
- Questions of Programming Ethics" *snicker*
Never trust 'freeware' software that isnt designed by a reputible company/persons. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- Dumbest Cop Ever" rofl! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "KUTV
- LDS Missionaries Photographed 'Mocking' Catholic Church"
*Snicker* Sent in by: BlueFrog
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