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 "GeeksAreSexy
- Hackers Attack Epileptic Forum, and Make Sufferers Convulse"
now this is clever and mean.. but kinda funny in a mean sorta way.. 
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| "BBCNews
- Marine Threw Himself Onto Grenade" there
is nothing more noble then to take one for the team.
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| "LiveLeak
- Speeding Truck Wipes Out Car" damn, that
little dump truck was really speeding.
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| "CollegeCallGirl
- Confessions of a College CallGirl: Blowjob Tutorial"
heh, pass this one around to your girlfriends, theres some good technical
information held inside. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Gimundo
- Worlds Most Loyal Dog" awww, this is such
a sad story.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "BoingBoing.net
- Elephant Paints an Elephant" there are alotta
strange things going on in the world today. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "StarGoss.co.uk
- Where is Your God? Girl Dies After Parents Pray for Healing, Instead
of Seeking a Doctor" honestly, i'll never understand
religion... ever...
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| "SFist
- The Two O'Clock Titty Revealed" rofl, how
did i miss this when i was in SanFran last year?!
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| "EnGadget
- ASUS Eee PC Desktop Revealed?" its nice to
see that designers are no longer trying to be creative, they might as
well just have called it the Wii PC..
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| "I-Mockery
- The Geek Hierarchy" they classify Furry's
as 'geeks'. thats just so wrong...
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| "Asylum
- Home Made Sex Toys" k, as you may have guessed
it, this is possibly not safe for work Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "ThinkGeek
- Phantom Keystroker" hah, i bet thinkGeek
sold out of these the first week of April.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Break
- 2 Girls 1 Cup... of Coffee Video" *snicker*
this is just so wrong.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Getting Married? It Could End in Divorce in Ten Years"
45% of all Marriages will end in Divorce... What happened to people
sticking together.. Maybe they should change the wedding vows, so that
they become null and void after the 10th year, give people a little
bit of a reward for sticking in there for so long.. No Divorce required
after 10years
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| "CityNews.ca
- 16yr Old Boy Confesses to Being Serial Killer"
Brazil is a messed up place, its has one of the highest crime rates
in the world..
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Secret Stasi Pornographic Films Found" lols,
old school soviet porn, awesome. also see
here..
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| "WWTDD
- Hulk Hogan, Dating Brooke Look-a-like" well
this kinda makes sense, since children normally look somewhat like there
parents, hogan just likes a specific kind of look in a woman.. its not
that unusual.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "YouTube
- RoofBall - Fifa Street 3" Whoa! this is like
acrobatic Soccer.. feer. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Top 10 Reasons Not to Nominate John McCain"
i like John McCain, but this guy is right.. Sent in by: d13
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| "CBS
- Coast Guard Crew Seizes 1.6Tons of Coke" wow,
100Million Dollars worth of Coke, now thats alottacoke..
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| "YouTube
- Koala Masturbating" i think it might be over
for this Koala's Zoo Career. Now he can only star in Koala Porno.
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| "BBCNews
- Legal Battle Over Warcraft Bot" heh, well,
it looks like Blizzard doesnt want anyone to script their WoW Experiences.
Frankly i think its impossible for them to try and restrict this, unless
they create their own script, for looking for scripted behaviors.. either
way, this may lead to all those people who are addicted to WoW, to actually
leave their house and go outside for a change.
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| "DallasNews
- Club Where Girl (12yr) Stripped, Will Keep License"
uhh durr what? a 12yr old girl, stripping... and the club isnt going
to be shutdown.... what kinda world do we live in?
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| "Break
- Monkey Riding Mini Bike" this is the most
awesome video i've seen all week Sent in by: Sneak
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| "InventorSpot
- Bizarre Breast Massage Robot, Ready to Bust Out"
Seriously, are the Chinese trying to take all the fun out of life for
guys? If they build a robot to massage breasts, what are we supposed
to do? They're robbing me of my most favorite past time Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "News.com.au
- New Zealand Man 'Raped by Wombat', Now Speaks Australian"
rofl Sent in by: psux
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| Eek!
slept in.. sorry for the short update. ugh, need more sleep. .cre
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| "CNN
- Supplement Company Airborne to Settle $23.3M Suit"
owned. Supplements almost never work, except for the protein ones.
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| "TheSuperFicial
- Robin Williams' Wife Files for Divorce" *Snicker*
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| "EscapistMagazine
- Zack and Wiki" again, EscapistMagazine Rules.
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| "Wired
- Gaming, Real Violence Trends Tracked, Cracked" ha!
well looks like Wired has finally made it obvious that video game violence
doesnt cause real violence.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "WDSU
- Bullet Bounces Off Chef Paul Prudhomme" my
question is.. why is it legal to hunt this close to a golf course? shouldnt
hunting be restricted to oh i dunno maybe rural areas? far far away
from any population center? Sent in by: Boodah
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| "PittsburghLive
- Film's Casting Call Wants That 'Inbred' Look"
heh, i wonder if there is a union for inbred-looking-actors, like there
is for midgets.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Kotaku
- First GTA:IV Multiplayer Screens" droool.
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| "EscapistMagazine
- Zero Punctuation: Psychonauts" this actually
sounds like a funny game.
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| "KCTV5
- Man Shooting Hole Through Wall, Kills Wife" right.....
sure... this was an accident.. sounds like this is one selfish motherfuckah,
he wanted to get a Satellite to watch baseball (or something) his wife
said "No.. you lazy bastard" so he goes and buys one, then
tries to install it, he gets into an arguement with his wife, so he
grabs his gun, and carefully shoots his wife through a wall.. very clever..
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| "YouTube
- Hotel Front Desk Prank Call" *Snicker*
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| "NBC11
- Gasoline Sticker Shock, Shocks Tourists Along Highway One"
Holy shitballs $5.40/gallon for gas.. seriously, talk about price gouging..
oh wait, this is almost what we pay here in canada.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "SuperTouchBlog
- Skullphone Skyjacks LA's Digital BillBoards"
hax0r3d Sent in by: Dromio
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| "YouTube
- Nickelback is Recycled Garbage" heh god i
hate Nickelback, seriously though, this girly-assed music is going to
ruin rock and roll for generations to come. Sent in by: Boodah
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| "QJ.net
- Man Regenerates Lost Fingertip Using Magic Stem Cell Powder"
this is unbelievable, i want to see pictures.
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| "Kotaku
- GTA IV: Talking up GTAIV's Drunkening Technology" i
can see this video game drunkening technology getting out of hand, next
thing you know they'll have "Guitar Hero: Roady edition" where
all you do is get drunk, and then setup and take down the stage for
Guitar Hero players.
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| "YouTube
- The Whitest Kids You Know - Dinosaur Rap"
heh, now this is comedy, this is almost better then the HilterRap
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| "CNN
- All-You-Can-Eat Baseball Seats, a Nightmare for Dieticians"
they should have this in every sport, hell, i should just get a butler
or something, because this makes way too much sense. I hate waiting
for stuff, and it looks like this is the solution.
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| "TheDenverChannel
- Pilot's Gun Goes Off On Flight From Denver"
i find it kinda hard to believe that with all the airplanes flying around,
that there has only been 1 (accidental) shot fired on an American Flight
in almost 7years Sent in by: Boodah
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| "AmboyTimes.TypePad.com
- The List of Things That Offend Muslims" oh
thank allah someone finally made a list Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Superhero Movie Spoofing Tom Cruise Scientology Clip"
its too bad this movie looks so stupid, it may actually have some funny
parts. Sent in by: Doom^
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