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 "Asylum
- Fear of Super Collider Destroying Planet Sparks Lawsuit"
*Snicker* THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! oh wait, no its not.. go back to
doing what ever you were doing before you read this article.. 
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| "Yahoo
- Omaha Man Says This Was His Second Self-Tracheotomy" well,
i guess by your second time, you've lost all the butterflies-in-your-stomach
that you'd have if you didnt know what you were doing.
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| "Madison
- Two Charged After Deputy Finds Dead Woman"
this is one messed up house.. Cults win for turning humans in to monsters.
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| "MySpace
- Yes We Actually Taught Our Dog This" I'm
so glad im not apart of the MySpace generation; i dont find this very
funny at all. Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "YouTube
- Treadmill Kittens" i could watch this all
day long and continue to laugh my ass off. Sent in by: Pyrianna
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| "Kotaku
- Niko and Vlad on Saturday Night Live" now
this is comedy Sent in by: doom^
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| "TheSuperficial
- Jessica Alba Wants You to Stare At Her Aslong as You Can"
damn, bitches be crazy. But seriously, i'm sure theres millions of guys
out there who would like to do nothing more then engage in a staring
contest with Jessica Alba
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| "DailyGalaxy
- The Worlds First Zero-Emission City... In the Middle East"
durr what?
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| "AutoExpress.co.uk
- Porsche Cayenne Junior" Oh great, now all
the children of yuppies will have something to drive on the way to their
cheerleading practices.
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Japan's Artic Methane Hydrate Haul Raises Environmental Fears"
uhm who thought this was a good idea? releasing massive
amounts of methane into the environment? sure if its done right it could
be a great idea, but i get the strangest feeling that this is just a
"trial and error" approach by the japanese. Who knows they
unleash godzilla. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "KTIV
- Blind Bowler from Alta, 78, Rolls 300 Game" Well,
i'm sure the odds on this are pretty high, but it depends how long this
guy was bowling for (When you think about it) Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Money.co.uk
- 13yr Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers"
rofl, nothing like a night in playing some xbox, getting some hookers.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Kotaku
- GTA Online: Crackdown Creators Bought Their MMO Back Just to Sell
to Rockstar" interesting....
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| "TheOnion
- Activision Reports Sluggish Sales for Sousaphone Hero"
again, TheOnion is back to making funny articles, I remember when every
TheOnion article was hilarious, but then they just got kinda lame, almost
like the funny left, but they kept writing, well it appears that the
funny may be back.
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| "BBCnews
- Great Tits Cope Well With Warming" the only
reason im posting this, is because the article title rules, really it
has nothing to do with boobs, it has to do with birds (yes, the winged-kind).
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| "Chron
- 3 Accused of Using Humble Corpse's Head to Smoke Pot"
jesus... what is wrong with people? Also see
here for Followup. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Ananova
- Testicles Face Snip" i always thought these
were kinda funny, and they're fairly harmless. If you dont like them,
just dont drive behind people to have them Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "BrisbaneTimes
- Want to be Happy? Dont Have Kids" bhah! awesome Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Sect's 'Messiah' Arrested on Sex Charges" i
dont know how these cults/sects get away with this sort of thing, how
are people so stupid to believe that a child molester is their messiah?
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| "YouTube
- Hillary's Derby Horse Breaks Both Ankles and Comes In 2nd"
this is sad, but im surprized more people didnt draw more parallels
between Eight Bells Derby, and Hillary's Political carreer.
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| "LATimes
- Teacher Fired for Refusing to Sign Loyalty Oath"
wow, the US is turning into a strange place...
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| "Guardian
- Hospitals Face New Superbug Threat" durr..
am i reading this right? 30% fatality rate? time to stop going to hospitals,
you may come out worse then when you went in.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "1Up
- Stride Gum vs. Uwe Boll" the world vs. uwe
boll Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Break
- Little Kid vs. Tuba Player" *snicker* Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Homeless James Bond" rofl, this is pretty
funny
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| "JoyStiq
- Doom 4 Announced, ID Software Hiring" Awww
yeh! looks like ID software is doing the right thing, and finally taking
their gross-development back in house. Instead of just making engines,
they're going to be making GAMES... |
| "YouTube
- Why You Dont Race a Train" seriously, how
stupid can you possibly be?
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| "BBCNews
- Platypus Genetic Code Unravelled" So it is
1/3 Beaver, Duck, and Ground Hog! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Break
- Mexican Attends Anti-Immigration Rally Video" i
have nothing to say about this.. Sent in by: Pyriana
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| "YouTube
- Cobra Wipeout" i know i've posted this before,
im still laughing, the only way this video could have been better, is
if there were no survivors Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Kotaku
- Take-Two Confirms GTA's Half a Billion Week" wow,
i knew GTA4 was gonna do well, but i had no idea that it would destroy
Halo3 for breaking release date gross..
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| "Peta2
- Winners for Peta2's Cutest Vegetarian Alive 2008"
rofl this is the dumbest contest i've ever seen..
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Burnout Idiot" i think i've finally found
out why all these biker guys do stupid stuff on video.. They're all
dressed up like power rangers, thinking they look cool, so when someone
flashes a camera in their general direction, they're all "OH LOOK
AT ME, I'M A SUPER HERO!" then they try something dangerous, then
ofcourse it goes bad, and they get hurt and trash their bikes..
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| "DinnerInABottle.com"
my dear lord, this is either super gross, or the greatest idea ever.
I've always wanted to try and drink Bacon.... But seriously though,
maybe this is like a saline drip or something.. Except that you drink
it... well i guess then it would be more like a drink, then a saline
drip.. hrmm.. Is this a joke? Sent in by: Sy Haze
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| "YouTube
- How to Make Fried Oreos" this goes one of
2 ways... either godlike, or disgusting... i'm allergic to oreos so
i cant try it. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TucsonCitizen
- Vatican: Space Aliens Would Still Be 'God's Creatures'"
What?! this is the most absurd thing i've heard all day, how can aliens
be created by god? You'd think that Moses would have written some of
this stuff down, since he did write the bible.. Seriously who's driving
this religion? i think its out of control; i swear they're just trying
to keep religion in the news. Sent in by: CC
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| "TampaBays10
- Magic Trick Costs Teacher Job" this is the
dumbest thing i've ever heard, i think that florida should seperate
from the US or something, because they cant seem to get this whole "being
intelligent" thing down pat..
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| "Boingboing
- Passenger Moons Speed Camera" *Snicker* now
this is hilarious
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| "YouTube
- The Love Guru Trailer" i still cant tell
if this is going to be funny, or stupid.
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| "LiveLeak
- Spectacular Tornado Footage" wow, these dudes
are nuts, stopping and taking pictures of the tornado.. what really
shocks me, is how quiet that it is.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "ThisIsLondon
- Briton Jailed for Four Years in Dubai After Customs Find Speck of
Cannabis" i think this sort of thing may have
an impact on Dubai's Tourist industry. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "WSBTV
- One Arrested in Police Officer Murders" what
is going on down in Georgia, who ambushes the police? even though i
dont like police much, since they've never done anything nice for me
(directly), i'll respect them till the day i die. This shizz aint right. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Independent.co.uk
- Now We Have The Technology That Can Make a Cloned Child"
this is a pretty interesting read, really i think they should try and
clone some old/dead famous person, like uhm hitler or charlton heston,
just to see if they could reproduce the personality of the person with
behavior modificiation.
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| "Kitsapsun
- Unsatisfying Sex Life Leads to Woman's Meltdown"
rofl, this just proves it, never try to convert a slut into a christian..
it just wont work.
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| "Kotaku
- PS3 - Mirrors Edge in Motion" i dont really
see what would be so fun about this? it kinda looks like Shogo mixed
with a little bit of the Matrix.
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| "PixDaus
- If I Catch You..." *snicker* This polar bear
looks pissed. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "CNN
- College Drug Sting Snags Justice, Security Majors, Scores of Others"
lols, i guess when they were studying security and law these kids might
have thought they knew all the ins-and-outs so that they wouldnt get
caught. They should have studied harder.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Cyborg Insects" didnt i post this already?
its pretty leet. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Yahoo
- Why Gas In The US Is So Cheap" i often wonder
if canadians actually know how to equate what we pay per gallon, becuase
right now, the US is complaining that they're seeing $3.50/gallon, well
up in toronto we're seeing $4.90/gallon, and our prices seem to fluctuate
almost 15-20cents/gallon over night. If this would happen in the US
there would be riots in the streets..
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| "Discovery
- Secrets of a Colossal Squid" Followup: Squids
are pretty awesome
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| "TheHerald.co.za
- Fingerprints for ID Demanded for Woman Without Arms"
wow, theres gonna be a big lawsuit over this once its done..
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| "ManiacWorld
- Cat Pushes Dog Too Far" hah this cat is awesome Sent in by: Sneak
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| "FreeP
- Hard Lemonade, Hard Price" this got out of
hand fast, if you have a few minutes take a read to this article, its
about a hapless father who orders a lemonade for his son, but he gets
a Mikes Hard Lemonade, and then the cops find out about it, and child-care-workers
take his child from him... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "DailyMail
- Attack of the Killer Ravens; Flocks Are Suddenly Slaughtering Lambs"
maybe birds will take over the world. maybe Alfred Hitchcock was a prophet Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "IWatchStuff
- Hey! Old Batman Trailer Looks Like New Batman Trailer" *snicker*
looks like they used the exact same formula to make the new trailer
that they had on the old one
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| "Maps.Google
- Broken Highway" lols, looks like Google Maps
Computers didnt stitch their images back together correctly
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| "TreeHugger
- Hypermilling Becoming More Popular As Gas Prices Rise" you
may get better gas mileage by using a few of these tricks, but what
about the safety aspects? 'drafting' close behid cars, is this dangerous?
yes. over inflating tires past manufacturer specs, is this dangerous?
yes... all for a couple MPG more.
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| "PittsburgLive
- Officer Kills Man who Guns Down Police Dog" wheres
the problem here? officer stops man, man pulls gun, officer releases
dog to go bite man, man shots dog, officer shoots man, both man and
dog die. If anyone should be pissed off it should be the Dogs Handler.
Not the parents of the asshole who shot the dog. Sent in by: Wolf- |
| "DataMancer
- Victorian Laptop" now this is a work of art. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "CollegeHumor
- Insane Zip Line" yeah too bad this thing
is in africa Sent in by: Usteppin
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