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 "LiveLeak
- Oil Executives Refuse to State Their Incomes"
Wow, these guys are assholes. 
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| "Keznews
- Microsoft Cuts Backup From Home Server Update"
this is just too bad, because i was actually considering switching up
my freebsd machine for a windows home server because of all the new
features announced, but after this, i think i'll stick with my 'bsd.
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| "CNN
- Neo-Nazi's Create 55-Cent Rudolf Hess Stamp" Neo-Nazi's
still exist? and are organized enough to send snail mail letters?
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| "YouTube
- Crazy Can Opening Ninja Beer Can Guy From The Cubs Game"
its too fast to really see whats going on, and a little bit more of
a description would probably help to identify what his hands are doing.
Heres
another angle, but you still really cant see.
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| "TheRegister
- 'Loitering Munition' Prowler Bomb in Welsh Test"
now this seems like a pretty cool idea, a bomb that just kinda flies
around an area, and when something is deemed worthy enough to be blown
up, this flying bomb crashes into it and detonates. Sent in by: pork
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| "TheOnion
- WoW Sequel Lets Gamers Play Character, Playing Warcraft"
*snicker* Now this is funny Sent in by: RJ
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| "YouTube
- New Chinese Car Crash Test Disaster" i've
said it once, i'll say it again, DONT BUY CHINESE CARS, THEY WILL KILL
YOU Sent in by: Boodah
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| "Bloody-Disgusting
- The Twins Are Getting Large in 'Cleavagefield'"
bhaha, k, this may not be 100% work safe, so be careful if you're at
work, but seriously, i'll have to rent or download this when it comes
out, its bound to be hilarious.
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| "Philly
- Bat Maker is Sued Over Boy's Injuries at Baseball Game"
Followup: Seriously, Baseball (last time i checked) was a "game",
which means that there are certain risks associated with it.. these
parents should have assumed that something awful like this could have
happened. All this is going to do, is make manufacturers put warnings
on their sports equipment.
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| "Courier-Journal
- Man Charged With Impersonating Officer" rofl,
dumbest man ever
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| "Guardian.co.uk
- Donkey Jailed in Mexico for Violent Behavior"
must have been a slow news day in the UK.
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| "Slashdot
- IT Workers are Getting Fatter" you dont say...
i wonder how long of a study they had to run to get these results. I've
been working in IT for almost 15years now, and its been apparent to
me that this is the trend. CONSTANT SNACKING TAKING ITS TOLL Sent in by: p0ng
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| "WWTDD
- Jessica Alba Got Married" millions of horny
little boys are in tears right now; they're hopes and dreams of marrying
Jessica Alba are destroyed. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Consumerist
- Burger King to Offer Huge Burger Meant to Feed 6 People"
uhm is it just me or does this look delicious? i might have to try and
tackle this all by myself (whenever it shows up in my local BurgerKing). Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Break
- Sex Toy Helicopter Interrupts Speech" hah!
i'm sure theres a hidden joke in here somewhere; atleast kasparov's
security guys know how to disarm a flying sextoy, i cant imagine they
actually cover that in guardschool.
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| "Gizmodo
- Opera Mobile 9.5 Reviewed" i can honestly
say that mobile browsing has been an interest of mine for the past 8years,
when i got my first ipaq. the ipaq was pretty clunky (it was the second
generation model), but these new mobile browsers actually look feersome.
i may have to get a new phone with this new version of Opera.
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| "LiveLeak
- Yamaha Rider Fatally Hits Truck in Brazil" such
a small mistake, costs a rider his life.. People should have to take
an IQ test to get a motorcycle licence.
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| "TodaysTHV
- Aluminum Bats Controversy" people still care
about baseball?
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| "YouTube
- Boom Headshot" no respawn points in RL...
so true... Sent in by: boodah
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Obesity Fuels Growing 'Boy-boob' Problem"
uuh what? obese people are more concerned with how they look then their
actual health? this is getting out of hand. Sent in by: doom^
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| "FilmDrunk
- Bill Murray Is a Big Jerk Face" hah Bill
Murray Rules. Sent in by: Sneak |
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| "FilmSchoolRejects
- New Tropic Thunder Redband Trailer" rofl,
this movie, is going to be AWESOME!
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| "ABCNews
- Priest Bans Autistic Boy From Church" and
this is why religion has turned into a joke; if we're all gods creatures,
how can a preveyor of the lord persecute a follower for having autism...
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| "Yoni
- Fluffy Pussy Purse" what the funk? someone
actually makes purses and handbags that look like vaginas... i just
dont know what to say about this..
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| "Blog.TechRepublic
- 10 Ways You Might be Breaking the Law With Your Computer"
we're all going to jail.
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| "YouTube
- Don of Ghaz Main" hah this fat kid rules. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "SixWise
- How Many Insect Parts and Rodent Hairs Are Allowed In Your Food?"
this almost makes me feel sick to my stomach... but then again, as my
grandpa used to say, "you'll eat a bushel of dirt in your life,
whether you like it or not..." so i guess this may not be that
uncommon to eat a pile of bug legs in your chocolate pudding or whatever. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "BestPicEver
- Police are Hungry for Snacks" no comment. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "Tension
Breaker - Celebrating 30years of Video Games Killing Children"
theres some good reading to be found in this article.
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| "WashingtonTImes
- Passport Cards Called Security Vulnerability"
you dont say... there has to be a better way to build smarter passports.
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| "YouTube
- The Lost Smoke Monster" *snicker* i used
to watch LOST all the time, back in Seasons 1-2, but then it slowed
down way too much.. but i have to admit after watching this, im curious
about the smoke monster again..
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| "BBCnews
- Obese Blamed for World's Ills" yeah blame
the fat people... wait... it you eat 18% more calories then required
per day, you're considered obese? also see
here.
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| "YouTube
- Will it Blend? Gand Theft Auto IV" ok come
on, now this is just getting silly Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Break
- Ring of Fire" this is pretty neat, but who
knew Mousse was flamable? people have been putting this crap in their
hair for decades.. well i guess Michael Jackson knew... Sent in by: Kan
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| "EvilMilk
- Fries With That?" im sure the title of this
page is pointing out that this guy has no chance of getting a job outside
of a regular burgerology establishment. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "AutoBlog
- Geo Metros Going for Big Money on High Gas Prices"
now this is crazy, people putting safety aside to lower their reliance
on guzzling gas? this isnt smart.
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| "Kotaku
- Postal Opening on Four Screens (yes Four)"
hah owned! maybe this will be the end of Uwe Boll's directing/producing
carreer.
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| "YouTube
- Crazy Girl on Train" am i the only one who
doesnt understand whats going on in this video?
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Big Oil Firms Aren't The Bandits Here" what
kind of journalism is this? the answer to every question is "not
really" with some pussy-footed doubletalk explaination. Gas prices
here in Toronto just went upto $1.35/Litre, times that by 3.8~ and you
get $5.13/gallon. California is only paying $3.99 a gallon. Canadians
are getting humped hard at the gas pumps.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Getting High on Millipedes" haha Lemur's
Getting High. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "MSNBC
- Tainted Cheese Fuels TB Rise in California"
bathtub-cheese? it even sounds nasty. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "PassiveAggresiveNotes.com
- Dating Advice" bhah! awesome! Sent in by: psux
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| "WorldTribune
- FBI: China May Use Counterfeit Cisco Routers to Penetrate US Networks"
wow this would quite the plot to steal US Secrets, and if you think
about it, if one nation could pull it off it would be China
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| "Reuters
- Parton Shocked at Howard Stern Radio Segment" hah!
Howard Stern might actually get owned out of this. Ah well, Howard Stern
hasnt been funny in years; infact, ever since he left normal radio and
went to Satellite (or was it when he got his TV show). who cares.
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| "TheSuperficial
- Christina Aguilera Has Super-Milf Powers" i
do admit, i never really liked her before she was a mom, but now that
she is, she is definately a milf..
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| "YouTube
- Kozhi Something Something With English Subs"
i dont understand this, but, if everything that came out of india was
like this, i'd have my TV tuned to the Bollywood station all day long.
this is awesome
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| "OhGizmo
- That Zune Tattoo Guy's Got Nothing On This"
wow this is impressive, but i also agree, if it was a superman logo
instead of the spiderman logo, it probably would be cooler, but having
big blue tattoo's on your arms would suck. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Gaylife.about.com
- Top Gay Cars of 2007" rofl, i'll never understand
how the Dodge Charger wins the 'Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man' award,
but some of these other ones will shock you. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "KGBT4
- Deadly Bicycle Race in Matamoros" i've seen
the picture attached to this story all over the internet without actually
reading the story.. infact i thought it was faked for awhile. Sent in by: Usteppin |