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 "ChicagoTribune
- Coded Prejudice is Cloaked Dagger" uhm i
thought the whole point of racism was to be loud and proud about your
views, not hide your racism with reversed words? i guess this is a new
type of clever racism. 
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| "CNN
- More Than Half of Firearm Deaths Are Suicides"
this is an interesting statistic; maybe this is the reason we should
keep gun control from taking over; after all whats the alternative for
someone who wants to take their own life? jumping off a building a landing
on someones new BMW? i dont think so.
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| "WWTDD
- Oh Dear God. Really?" i simply do not know
what to say about this...
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| "BBCNews
- Family of Faggot Fans Flys the Flag" heh
its not what you think.
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| "SnorgTee's
- Pirate Encyclopedia" ARRRR! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Break
- Now Not to Use The Drive Through ATM" rofl!
this guys clearly has no idea how tall his RV is.. Seriously though,
you'd think that this awning would hold up a little bit better then
this. I wouldnt expect an RV to be tougher then an outdoor overhang
with concrete pillars. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "TVSquad
- Anna Paquin Snags Lead in HBO Vampire Series"
hrmm i guess this means no more X-Men movies :( Sent in by: Sain
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| "FilmDrunk
- New Bond Movie Has First Trailer" hrmmm i
still am not a huge fan of Daniel Craig, so much so that i still havnt
seen the last bond movie.. I'm sure he's a great actor, but i just cant
seem him playing the same role as Sean Connery.
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| "ABC.net.au
- Hundreds March in India Gay Pride Parades"
wow, this is a pretty big deal, its been completely illegal to be gay
in India, punishable by a 10year prison term.. But the real question
is, would you really want to be gay in India? why not just migrate to
france, or spain, or greece. they're only like a 48hour train ride away.
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| "Kotaku
- The Simpsons Meet....Quake III" hehe someone
has spent alot of time trying to get the layout of the house correct
for this mod. I always wanted to draw the layout as they portray it
on TV, but it never seemed to work out. I think the animators of the
Simpons would get confused and just draw in extra door ways into other
rooms.
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| "CNN
- US Preparing the Battlefield in Iran" yes...
this is a great idea... how about the US starts another war in the middle
east... we all know how well it worked out for Germany when they tried
to fight on 2 battlefronts..
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| "ButterFlavoringLungInjury.com"
what in the funk? so basically if you buy popcorn, you're killing americans?
am i getting this right? Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "LifeHacker
- Google Earth - Map Where Congress Budgets Your Taxes"
there must be like 10 times as many pushpins from the center of the
US to the east coast then there is going the opposite direction. this
just proves that EAST COAST RULES! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CNN
- Some Fear Debut of Powerful Atom-Smasher" i
too a mildly concerned about the Large Hadron Collider, never before
have scientists experimented with attempting to create black-holes ON
EARTH.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "YouTube
- Students: A Challenger For You" havnt i posted
this before? this guys got some good points, im disappointed in youthful
generations aswell..
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| "ABCNews
- Parents Promote Porn Star Daughter" uhm,
does this strike anyone else as being a little bit Wierd? if i was a
parent, i wouldnt want my daughter to be a porn star.....
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| "TheSpoof
- Martian Soil Fantastic for Growing Weed, Says NASA" *snicker*
gotta love fake news.
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| "TheRegister
- North Carolina Targets WTF License Plates"
followup: Seriously though, how many license plates can possibly have
"*WTF*" in them in a fashion where it could be offensive?
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| "Blog.Wired
- 20% of Scientists Admit Using Brain-Enhancing Drugs" duh,
a close friend of mine helps make medical morphine, and he has mentioned
that he's "sampled" the product a few times. I can only imagine
those scientists working in other pharmaceutical firms are doing the
same thing. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- BalkiRoll" Bronson Pincho Rules! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LifeHacker
- Howto: Fill a Used Print Cartridge With Invisible Ink" didnt
i post this already? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BreitBart
- Iran to Ready Thousands of Graves For Enemy Soldiers"
i have to respect Iran for doing something like this, this tells me
that they're not messing around, and are willing to put up a fight to
protect themselves... "Dont mess with us, we've already got a grave
dug for you to lay in..."
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| "LiveScience
- New Car's Skin is Fabric" well, this might
do away with parking lot scratches, but i'm not sure how much protection
this would give people that you might hit. its one thing to hit a person
while your driving, and have them bounce off a flat force-absorbing
surface, but its another to have them slam into a block of iron like
an engine with only a thin layer of fabric to protect you.. It may seem
like a good idea, but its got aways to go.. also see
here.. the blinking head lights are super-cool though
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| "Break
- How Not To Do a Flaming Shot" rofl, theres
a pile of these "idiot does a flaming shot" videos on Break,
i know some pretty dumb people, but i'd never let them do a flaming
shot in my apartment.....
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| "TampaBay
- Naked Sushi Comes to Clearwater Bar" OoOoo
I'd prolly eat sushi if it was served on a naked-sexy-lady. although
i think i'd skip the poo-poo platter.
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| "WorldCarFans
- Corvette ZR1 Laps Nurburgring in 7mins 26"
it may be fast, but its still a corvette, so it will only be driven
by old men looking to recapture their youth. Sent in by: Sain
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| "CNN
- Teen Struck, Killed by Coaster at Theme Park"
are kids getting dumber all of a sudden? i was watching a TV show the
other day where some 10yr old kid had eaten a bunch of those magnet-toys,
and it nearly killed her because the magnets were sticking together
inside her intestines. They asked the child why she did it, and she
said "I thought they were candies..." When i was 10yrs old,
i had a job mowing lawns, and i was saving for my first car, not eating
harmful things that looked like candies. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Nodaddy
- GoDaddy Allows Executives to Bid Against Own Customers in Auctions"
if you use go-daddy as a domain registrar, dont ever let your domains
expire. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheEscapist
- Blizzard Announces Diablo3" Blizzard had
better not mess this up. i dont think i've played any game more then
Diablo2, infact im still playing D2LOD (i just killed diablo last night).
awesome game.
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| "CapturePlanning
- 38 Words and Phrases to Avoid in Your Proposals"
bhahah! i worked for a company awhile back, that i swear used all of
these phrases for everything sales related..
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| "ChicagoTribune
- Curious George, Barack Obama T-Shirt" oh
come on, this is no more outrageous then the anti-obama ads you see
on TV, i actually chuckled a little bit when i read this article.
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| "YouTube
- Motorcycle Crash" seriously, humans shouldnt
be allowed to ride motorcycles, we're simply not smart enough to figure
them out.
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| "TheSun.Co.Uk
- Czech Boy Ondrewj Mauerova Rescued After Mum Klara Tortuned Son, and
Fed Parts of Him to Cannibal" WHAT IN THE FUNK?!
does shizz like this happen in the Czech Republic often and we just
dont hear about it? Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "MyFoxDFW
- Graphic Video - F--- Victims Families" humans
like this, deserve the death penalty. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "SomethingAwful
- I Made My Coworker Smell His Own Shit for 4 Months"
Now this is just mean. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "ReportonBusiness
- Fed Rescued Wall Street to Avert 'Contagion'" oh
snap! looks like our neighbours to the south are in some serious economic
trouble.
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| "GlobeandMail
- Most Primitive Four-Legged Creature Found"
now this is an interesting read for anyone whos interested in history
of dinosaurs.
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| "Break
- First Motorcycle Ride Goes Poorly" bhaha
this is why i prefer vehicles with 4 wheels.
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| "YouTube
- Fat Kid On a Moped" *snicker*
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| "NewsOK
- Dog Sex Tapes Lead to Arrests" What in the
funk?! seriously beastiality is not cool. Sent in by: Stu
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| "CBS3
- Teen Sleepover Turns Into Sex Party" why
couldnt my childhood be like this? wait i mean... most of my friends
had gross moms anyway. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Kris Meeke - 2008 Donegal Rally" god i love
rally, its a shame that the Speed Network turned into 24/7 Nascar, and
then Rogers pulled it from basic cable.. ah well. if you're expecting
any big crashes, you wont see them here. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "TheSuperficial
- Obama - Scarlett Johansson is Not My 'Email Buddy'" uhm
i think Obama is the only man alive who doesnt want anything to do with
Scarlet Johansson.
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| "Slate
- Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion"
i just realized, that i enjoy reading articles about breasts.
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| "DTheatre
- G.I.Joe Post Reveals Movies Subtitle" omg
omg omg G.I. Joe Movie!
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| "YouTube
- Dance Off With the Star Wars Stars" Whoa,
chewy's got some moves, ok seriously, does this sort of thing happen
in real life? i couldnt imagine any place that i've ever been as declaring
this sort of thing as 'normal'. Unless it was some kinda starwars-con
or something.
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| "LiveLeak
- Free Oral Sex to Business Class on RyanAir" rofl,
now this sounds like my kinda airline. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- Dude, You're Blowing Up Your Car Man!" i
know i've posted this before, but im still surprized that someone would
actually go through the effort of filming the whole thing, yet stopping
the glorious detonation that was surely coming. Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "EnGadget
- Garmin DC 30 GPS Dog Collar Turns Hunting Into a Video Game"
i wonder how long it will be before children are affixed with GPS Collars
to keep track of them.. Sent in by: psux
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