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 "NewsDay
- Suffolk Woman Recieves Death Threat as E-Mail Spam"
so much for regular spam and 409 scams, now its murder-spam. 
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| "YouTube
- Super Mario Theme, with 2 Guitars" how many
more music-monkeys are going to cover the mario theme? hasnt this been
done to death?
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| "1Up
- Microsoft and Netflix Partner for Movies" this
sounds like a great idea, except that Rogers (a major ISP in canada)
just limited thier monthly traffic to 60gigs for regular people, and
90gigs for super torrent monkeys. i wonder how much bandwidth one of
these movies would take up...
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| "Break
- How to Beat the Claw Game Video" rofl, this
kid rules.
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| "Engadget
- Deepnote Guitar Hero Bot 'Watches' the Game"
all of you guitar hero nuts out there can now commit suicide, since
it appears that someone has made a robot that can play the game better
then you ever could.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "LunaBean
- New WiiMote Add-on Promises Super Motion Control"
great.... this will just make the Wii harder to play for people who
dont have awesome dexterity... Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Yahoo
- Asteroid Cruises Past Earth... With a Partner!"
i'm surprized this didnt make a bigger headline, after all, any large
asteroid coming near earth could cause alot of problems if it collides
with earth or its moons.. ah well, maybe nasa is just trying to keep
the panic to a minimum.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "YouTube
- Sexy UltraSlow Waterballoon" hah! now this
is my kinda science.
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| "Kotaku
- Metal Gear Solid: Old Snake Blows Cover, Spotted at Aussie Wedding"
must have been a slow news day over at kotaku..
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| "LiveLeak
- Man Shows Unique Ability to Put Hands Into Cauldron of Hot Fat"
i'm not sure if this guy is a super hero or not, but he prolly just
has large calluses on his fingers, and since he only keeps his fingers
in the pot for a short time, it doesnt have enough time to transfer
the heat to him.
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| "FilmDrunk
- Choke Trailer is Vulgar and Boob Filled"
seriously theres some awesome movies coming out this year.
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| "GayBabyDiaperHangout
- Adventure" ok, i can only assume that this
isnt work safe, it appears to be some kinda choose-your-own-adventure
gay-diaper-adventure.... bizzarre.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "YouTube
- Baptist Preaches on KJV "Him That Pisseth Against The Wall""
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "WWTDD
- And Of Course" lol, Miley Cyrus is owned.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Kotaku
- Wolfenstien: Game Informer Have Details on New Wolfenstein Game"
Whoa! wolfenstien rules.
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| "ForgetMeNotPanties.com"
uhm this has to be some sort of joke, otherwise you could kidnap proof
your wife/children with their underwear.
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| "TheSuperFicial
- Hayden Panettiere Getting Engaged?" i bet
prepubescent boys everywhere are crying in their cheerios.
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| "Gizmodo
- This Is What It Looks Like When The Video Camera In Your Hand Gets
Struck By Lightning" Whoa! this would scare
the pants out of any regular person.
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| "YouTube
- The BierStick" mother of god.... Sent in by: Ice0r
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| "LifeHacker
- Replace Windows Explorer with Xplorer2" replacing
windows explorer shells is nothing new, but having one that installs
easy is fairly new to me, i remember having to replace exe's and hax0r
the registry, this seems fairly easy. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "JoyStiq
- First Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe Gamplay Trailer is Toasty"
yep, this looks awesome. i used to love playing MK1, 2, and 3, but after
that the game changed, and all it boiled down to was 100hit combos..
instant quarter loss. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Geekologie
- Gerbil's Personal LEGO Elevator" i could
watch this video all day long.
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| "ExperiencePost
- 10 Signs It Might Be Time to Quit Your Job"
hah! #1 rules.
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| "CityNews.ca
- Cyclist Survives DVP Crash, But Could Face Charges" i'm
getting tired of hearing about these stupid people who think its a good
idea to try and cross major highways on foot or on a bike; a couple
years back there was an 'new-to-canada' family who thought they'd go
for a walk, and cross the HWY 401 in toronto, caused an accident, and
a huge traffic backup. Now we have a self-righteous cyclist, who wanted
to cross HWY 404 while walking his 10speed.. We need sharp-shooters
guarding our highways from idiots..
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| "Telegraph
- President George Bush: 'Goodbye From the Worlds Biggest Polluter'"
wow, GWB fails at humor..
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| "Vimeo
- Gorbachov - The Music Video" this awesome
music video could have been co-directed by Michael Bay and Russ Meyer. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "LifeHacker
- File Management: How Do you Organize Your Pr0n"
as you guessed it, this is Not Work Safe. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- RC Helicopter Fishing" i bet this seemed
like a good idea at the time, although i am kinda surprized that he
actually caught a little Sunfish or something. Sent in by: m4x
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| "CNN
- Armchair Pilots Striking Afghanistan by Remote Control"
hrmm, this must be the US Militarys latest attempt to get people to
enlist.. "nonono, we wont send you to Iraq, we just need you to
stay at home, and eat cheetos, and fly remote controlled drones and
drop bombs.. it'll be like playing video games..."
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| "CoolerFun
- Beer Belly" haha this is ingenius, its kinda
like a camel-pack, but designed for alcohol. awesome idea.. the 'Wire-Rack'
is also a fairly awesome idea.
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| "DallasNews
- City Upset at 'Black Hole' Comment" honestly,
wheres the problem here? i never knew that the term 'black hole' (referring
to the astronomical event) could be a racial remark... Whats next...
are they going to rename 'black eyed peas' to 'White Eyed Peas' or something?
does that make it anymore politcally correct?
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| "Break
- Sweet Canadian Street Performer" this is
like a cross between break-dancing, figure skating, and some kinda polka
dance.. leave it to canada.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "BatMania
- Onomatopeyas" heh, when i first saw this,
i thought it could have been a sound-board, and i just imagined the
fun you could have with a classic-batman soundboard.. i may have to
find one.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "IDontLikeYouThatWay
- Keely Hazell is Naked Again" Boobs like this
can save the world. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "CityNews.ca
- Scramble to Clean Up Beaches" Jesus where
am i living? in some 3rd world country which cant handle its own sewage?
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| "Kotaku
- Google Launches Its Own Second Life" god,
this looks lame. i'm sure it'll draw millions of google-minions though.
But seriously does this actually interest anyone?
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| "BBCnews
- Teenager Finds Bat Asleep in Bra" this is
one of the few BBCNews articles that needs pictures, come on, dont tease
us with the characters 34FF, without a picture to show how large those
boobs actually are...
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| "EscapistMagazing
- Zero Punctuation Lego Indiana Jones" rofl,
this guy rules.
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| "Break
- Dark Knight Trailer Spoof" i'm not sure if
this is trying to be funny... but its not.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- Retarded Policeman #4" this is actually funny. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "BBCNews
- More Over 70s Are Enjoying Sex" this conjures
up gross images which human minds were never designed to see.. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "YouTube
- Maury Show, Black Kid With White Parents Paternity Test"
didnt i post this already? its hilarious... how could he not know..
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| "AintItCoolNews
- When Bruce Willis Grows a Beard, Dont Ask Him to Shave it"
bhaha Bruce Willis Rules!
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| "CrystalAir
- Rod Stewart Apologizes for 30 Years of Crap Music"
rofl! gotta love Fake News
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| "Telegraph
- Toddlers Who Dislike Spicy Foods are Racist, Says Report"
this politically correct bullshiz is getting out of hand, i dont like
Spicy foods cuz my body is allergic. Does that make my allergies Racist?
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| "Presscue
- What Was Hitlers First Name?" *snicker* Sent in by: Sneak
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| "ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
- Star Trek 4" ghaha! Sent in by: DSpearow
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| "Geekologie
- Money Can't Buy Classiness: A Gold Porsche" wow
this is one ugly porsche, who in their right mind would have thought
that this would have looked cool. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "ScienceDaily
- 'Terror Bird' Arrived in North America Before Land Bridge, Study Finds"
who can take paleontology and archeology seriously when
they make huge mistakes like this (all the time). The difference between
something being 10,000years old, and being 2,000,000years old is quite
large, you'd think that if they're carbon dating process worked, it
would have noticed that it was 2million years old...
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| "BloodyDisgusting
- David Duchovny Talks More X-Files Sequels"
is anyone really psyched to see this? i used to be a pretty big X-Files
fan (atleast for the first few seasons), but then it all became about
FBI/X-Files Politics which was way too boring for me. Anyway, i think
i might skip seeing this one.
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| "OffBeat-News
- Fedex Delivers 200lbs of Pot to Wrong House"
heh, this is what drug dealers get for trying to rely on other delivery
methods.
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| "Time
- Was Jesus' Resurrection a Sequel?" uhmm what?
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| "RawStory
- U.S. Okayed Korean War Massacres" i'm kinda
surprized that a secret like this was kept for so long. I guess as these
soldier get older, they want to tell the story before they forget..
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Gizmodo
- Instructions to Build Your Own F35 Lightning II Fighter Jet"
build your own jet at home? i wonder what the price tag on this final
kit would be... Sent in by: Sain
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| "ABC.Net.au
- Found! Longest Bird Penis Ever" durr this
is pretty wierd.. why is this news? Sent in by: p0rk
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| "YouTube
- Contact Juggling" uhm this looks cool, but
i kept waiting for something to happen, then nothing did....
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| "Autoblog
- First U.S. Nissan GT-R Delivered" *drool*
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| "FilmDrunk
- Rubes Gettin' Row-Day" what the heck? is
this a real movie? arnt trailers supposed to tell you something about
the movie? this one is just like clips from "action" scenes...
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| "Break
- Extreme Scare Prank Goes Bad" this is what
passes for entertainment in Venezuela TV? then again, i imagine that
"Just for Laughs Pranks" gets broadcast all over the world;
and they think all of canada is retarted, not just quebec...
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| "Gizmodo
- Commodore 64 Lan Party Features First C64 Online Multiplayer Game"
Old-school-nerds-of-the-world-unite! Sent in by: psux
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| "Geekologie
- To-Do Tattoos are Ridiculously Ridiculous"
this is beyond silly Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "LiveLeak
- Father and Son, Wearing Plastic Bags on Heads, Arms, Rob Donut Store"
hah these guys are clearly amateurs. Sent in by: Doom^
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| oh
god, slept in again. ugh .cre
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| "FilmDrunk
- Trailer for Know1ng" yeah, this looks like
someone took the scripts from like 3 other movies, put them into a blender,
and made a new movie out of them.
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| "Break
- What Not To Do With a Grenade" lols, i guess
this is why you cant buy grenades at the corner store.
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| "PressTV.ir
- Iran to Allow 100% Foreign Ownership" ha!
all Iran wants is more money to buy tanks and rockets with.. if the
US was smart, they'd buy the Energy and Communication utilities, and
turn them off. that would save them having to blow them up when they
attack iran, and then rebuild them when they "defeat" iran.
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| "SimHQ
- A Decade of Rainbow Six" R6, what an awesome
game, i remember when i was still in highschool (and working) we'd skip
doing work to play R6 on the network, it was amazing, even the DM was
cool; its not like it was revolutionary, it was that they tried to make
it real without getting too arcady. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "XKCD
- Relationship After Camping..." rofl Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Coolest-Gadgets
- Pizza Vending Machine" what? you mean i can
get pizza out of a vending machine now? Sent in by: Sain
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| "Gizmodo
- Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse
Facial" hahah this is awesome.
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| "TheRegister
- Europe Drafts Law to Disconnect Suspected Filesharers"
lol France is "cracking down" on filesharers. i think this
is the first time france has ever "cracked down" on anything.
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| "iAfrica.com
- Web Could Get You Killed" With Web Policies
like this, its no wonder that Iran's tourism has taken a plunge in recent
history.
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| "419Eater
- Joyce Ozioma" rofl, now this is funny, take
a quick read to how this person got this 419Scammer to do all sorts
of strange stuff.
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| "BoingBoing
- Make a Dollar-Store Parabolic Microphone"
this rules, i'm gonna have to subscribe to Make Magazine.. this is super
cool. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "ESPN.go.com
- E60, Fight Club" what the funk?! I'm sure
fight clubs exist, but this looks like some sort of backyard wrestling,
this seems way to comedic. Sent in by: StevenS
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| "LiveLeak
- Crazy Ferrari 430 Doing Powerslide in Middle of Traffic"
heh awesome. Sent in by: Sain
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