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 "News4Jax
- Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Drove Them on Routes"
this doesnt make any sense to me, but its kinda funny. 
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| "TheOnion
- Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices on Tools"
rofl, this is so bad!
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| "Liveleak
- Releasing Balloons for Orphans Goes Not As Planned"
heh, foiled by a tree, i was kinda expecting these to get sucked into
a large AC Fan or something. but i guess the tree will do just as good.
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| "CNN
- Ex-Google Team Take on Web Giant" this is
the second time i've read about 'cuil' (cool), that new search algorythm
from those Ex-Google employee's, and i'm still not impressed, Google
is huge, the likelyhood of a couple garage programmers over throwing
them isnt likely. also see
here www.cuil.com.
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| "PennyArcade
- Efficiency" i think something might be broken
in my brain, i have no desire to try any of these MMO's. Sent in by: DSpearow
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| "Gizmodo
- John Carmack - iPhone Game to be Graphical Tour De Force"
What what? Quake3 for iPhone? what what? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "NYDailyNews
- Condom Maker Seeks Endorsement Deal With Miley Cyrus"
durrr. isnt Miley Cyrus like 15 or something? Sent in by: IPel
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| "WLWT
- Former Morgue Attendant Indicted on Corpse Abuse Charge"
what in the funk?! is this normal in ohio?
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| "Kotaku
- Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe" again, this
looks awesome. cant wait to try it out.
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| "BloodyDisgusting
- Friday the 13th Teaster Poster" oh god, they're
making another Jason movie... hasnt the SAW franchase made the old school
horror movies obsolete?
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| "Snotr
- Bush or Batman" bhaha none of these guys
are getting it, but i have to admit i only got a few of these right,
Maybe batman's writers from the 60s are now presidential aids.
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| "YouTube
- Darth Vader Feels Blue" *snicker* Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Break
- Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" wow
this is pretty strange, im not familar with how revolving doors work,
but it appears that they have some sort of other mechanism that was
designed to squish humans.... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "YouTube
- The Soup: iPhone 3G" i dont think i'll ever
understand this iPhone craze.. i just dont see the point. well, that
and i hate apple products and refuse to buy any of them. Sent in by: psux
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| "FilmStalker
- Tr2n (Tron 2) Trailer Still Online" Followup:
its pretty nice of these guys to post digitally enhanced versions of
the trailer.. God knows how long they'll last online.
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| "WashingtonPost
- Gay Men, Straight Women, Have Similar Brains"
i'm not sure what this means, but this does explain the fashion sense.
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| "News.com.au
- Nintendo Wii Fit Women and the $41m Damage Bill"
hehe, i'm sure the damage done by the Wii's (indirectly) is much more
then that. the number TV's and entertainment systems that have been
damaged by flying remotes, or swinging remotes, etc.
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| "CNN
- Dinosaur Mummy Holds Many Secrets" OoOooOOo
a Dinosaur found with fossilized skin, feer.
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| "FoxNews
- Ex-Grocery Clerk Gets 6 Months For NFL Stadium Attack Hoax"
let this be a lesson to everyone, dont make posts on
the internet about blowing something up with the intent to hurt people. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "ShackNews
- GTA Maker Should be Prosecuted for CopyCat Murder Claims Thailand
Government" uhm yeah right. just like every
automotive manufacturer should be responsible for what people do with
their cars. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "DailyGazette
- Bill Could Bring Relief" wow, this guy has
AIDS, Hep-C, and a Damaged Liver? talk about bad luck.. maybe this guy
should move to a Weed friendly nation and live on the beach? Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "BBCNews
- Taleban Jail Raid, Frees Hundreds" you'd
think that an afghani jail would be a little more secure then this.
Possibly in one of those old Missile Silo's or underground bunkers or
something.
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| "CNN
- Woman Brands Thoughtless Date with Hot Iron"
lols, there be some crazy bitches out there.
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| "BBCNews
- Footage from 'Inside Tornado'" this is pretty
impressive video. You cant really see anything, but its still neat.
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| "Engadget
- Disney $249 Remote-Controlled Wall-E Up for Pre-Order" this
actually looks pretty cool, i dont know if i'd want one, but it looks
like fun. Sent in by: psux
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| "NineMSN
- Giant Poo Causes Museum Chaos" heh, how does
a giant inflatable poop end up being art? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, the Gay Addition"
ROFL Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "TheSun.co.uk
- Baby Boy Born with Penis on Back in China" is
anyone actually surprized that this happened in china? they have the
most toxic "fresh" water streams in the entire world. i bet
the mother to this child accidentlly swam in it once, and now she has
a child with 2 penises (or had 2 penises)..
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| "TheStar
- Ottawa Brings Copyright Act Into the Digital Age"
uh ohs! looks like its going to be illegal to download copyrighted material
in canada soon..
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| "Telegraph
- Intelligent People 'Less Likely to Believe in God'"
gee, you dont say.. Religion is only for the unwashed masses who need
direction in their lives? really? i had no idea..
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| "IO9
- Rejuvinate Your Brain with Umbilical Cord Blood"
it wont be long before birth waste becomes one of the most valuable
substances on the face of the earth. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "JoeyDevilla
- Gummi Lighthouses - When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong"
rofl Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "CNN
- Five Symptoms Men Shouldn't Ignore" heh,
apparently the Penis is the DipStick to Mens Health.. i did not know
that.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "Cracked
- Nectar of the Broke: Worlds 5 Worst Ways to Get Drunk"
oh my god, all of this stuff sounds awful.
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| "JSOnline
- Rushing Flood Waters, Drain Lake Denton" Whoa!
this is messed up, i've never heard of a lake draining itself by overfilling,
then spilling out. maybe this is a sign of the apocalypse.
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| "Kotaku
- Casting Call Reveals Portal 2 Details" What
what?! New Portal game?! what what?
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| "CNet
- N.Y. Attorney General Forces ISPs to Curb Usenet Access"
well this is great and everything, but whats stopping them from limiting
what others use Usenet for? regular porn? movies? games? etc? Sent in by: gid
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| "Gizmodo
- The Real Tr2n Trailer" this is such brutal
quality, it makes you think that someone on the inside of Tr2n's marketing
team captured this and released it to get some free publicity. Sent in by: dspearow
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| "NASA.gov
- NASA Plans to Visit the Sun" uhm, who wants
to be this ends in complete failure? Sent in by: Sain
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| "Wweek
- Welcome to Googleville" heh Google the new
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| "YouTube
- Bike Crash - Stupid Car Driver" and this
is why people shouldnt be allowed to ride bikes, because they'll always
crash into cars.. there was piles of room to move out of the way of
the moron in the white car, but the guy on the bike wasnt paying attention
and slammed that little car.
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| "Flickr
- Balakov's Classic Lego Pictures" heh these
are pretty awesome, i think the tiananmen square one of these is gonna
be my new background
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| "YouTube
- A Tour of Detroit's Ghetto" its a shame that
such an awesome city Detroit is falling apart.
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| "GamesRadar
- Grand Theft Auto IV Naked Gun Edition" its
too bad this is just an intro, this would prolly be a pretty funny mini
game. Sent in by: Sain
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| "ChrisHarrison
- Motherboard Walls" this is pretty awesome,
except that it must collect dust like a mofo, and spiders must have
a field day making little cob-webs in them. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "WeGame.com
- I Wanna Be the Guy.. pt 1" what the funk?
this cant be a real game.. Sent in by: HiHat
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