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 "CollegeHumor
- March of Shame" rofl, sounds like its narrated
by Morgan Freeman 
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| "YouTube
- Moped on Highway" holy crap, these japanese
moped dudes are crazy
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| "HeroicHomoSex.org"
rofl, this may not be work safe, since it features lots of "homosex"
information. I think this has something to do with Gladiator style fighting,
with 2 gay dudes naked...
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| "Gizmodo
- Getting Refund From iPhone App Store is Basically Impossible"
Newsflash: Applesucks Sent in by: m4x
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| "CakeWrecks.Blogspot.com"
*snicker* theres some good cake failures in here. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Kotaku
-First Pics of Gyllenhaal as Prince of Persia"
wow, little Jake Gyllenhaal has totally hit the juice for his new role
in the Prince of Persia movie. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "EmpireOnline
- Death Race Clip" i must be the only person
alive who actually wants to see this movie.. Not because its going to
have the best acting, or best dialogue, but because of the car racing,
and violence..
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| "SlashFilm
- The Dark Knight - Early Joker Concept Art"
wow this is some fucked up shizz, its no wonder that Heath Ledger died
after the film was made, the producer wanted him to be more like the
concept art....
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| "FoxNews
- British Buisnessman Decapitates Himself in Sports Car Suicide"
seriously british people are messed up. Normally people
who want to kill themselves want to preserve their body in some way
shape or form for the funeral. Guess this guy didnt really care.
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| "1Up
- $139 Gears of War 2 Bundle Includes Life-Size Lancer"
GoW Nerds of the world will surely be running around the streets with
their Lancers on the day of release. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Break
- Insane Motorcycle Stunt" i would have laughed
so hard if this stunt video ended in tragedy. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BBCNews
- Nigerian Advises Against 86 Wives" you dont
say, 86 Wives.... Not a good idea? Really? Anyway, i like how they glaze
over the fact that this guy can afford 950$ in rice per day without
working, can someone say drug lord? Sent in by: Sain
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| "Telegraph
- Rolling Stones Classic Wakes Grandfather From Coma" all
this time the Rolling Stones music has been over looked for its Medicinal
abilities.. Apparently its been keeping keith richards alive for a couple
decades.
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| "SFGate
- Christian Bikers Charged in Bar Brawl" *snicker*
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| "Yahoo
- Police Clear Name of Md. Mayor After Drug Raid" Wow,
not even an apology for shooting their dogs. how rude. but i guess this
goes to show you, you can get anyone busted for possession with the
intent to distribute just my fedexing someone 32lbs of pot..
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| "Ectomo
- In Hong Kong, Bench Fucks You" there are
some strange people living in hong kong... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "BoingBoing
- Queen Victoria's Underwear Purchased by Weird Pervert"
didnt i post this already? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "EuroGamer
- No Hitler in New Wolfenstein" heh, and here
i thought that they left Hitler out as an act of decency.. boy was i
wrong. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "CNN
- OxyContin Bust Nets 56 Miami-Dade Government Employee's"
interesting.. how come i've never heard of this oxy-contin
before.....
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| "MSNBC
- Grade-School Lolita: So Sexy So Soon" durr
what? uhm girls this young shouldnt be putting on make-up and shizz.
they should be playing with My Little Pony's or Easy Bake Ovens or whatever..
This shit is getting out of control
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| "WarehouseComic
- Restroom Selection" one place i used to work
at many years ago, was converted from an old-textile-factory into fancy
office space, so they had regular washrooms which were fairly cramped,
then they had the oldschool textile washrooms which were secluded behind
a locked firedoor. These oldschool washrooms had concrete walls covered
in tiles, thick metal door (only one stall in the whole washroom), its
own light switch, and window. it was the perfect place to either take
a huge crap, puke after a long night of drinking or take a nap if work
gets you down.
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| "RegHardware
- Asus Confirmed Eee Stick Controllers" why
doesnt Asus just come out and call their new small form factor pc a
"Wee" and get it over with. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- Carrera GT Cracks Diffuser" some humans do
not deserve to be behind the wheel. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "IDontLikeYouThatWay
- Shia LaBeouf Might Get Amputated" nothing
beats a night of hard core drinking, and a race around in your top heavy
pickup truck. Sent in by: Sain
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| "CBC.ca
- Famed Edmonton Mall Offers Swimming With Sea Lions"
i'm not sure i'd want to get into a 'rental' wetsuit; you'd probably
walk out of it with athletes foot and trench crotch.
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| "Destructoid
- Reddit Sends Crowbar to Scientists to Protect Against Headcrabs"
*snicker*
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| "YouTube
- Local Idiot to Post Comment on Internet"
you know what the worst part is, i work with a bunch of idiots who do
this sort of thing. And they think that they're being funny or witty.
but there not.. its almost tragic.
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| "BBCNews
- Man Choked in Cake-Eating Contest" only in
brittain, if this was done in the states they would have eaten the buffett
out of all of their food. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "BoingBoing
- Fake 'Living Statue' Prank" wierd, i was
hoping this would be funny, like those guys who painted concrete spheres
like soccer balls during the world's cup in Italy, but alas, this fails. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TheEscapist
- Zero Punctuation - Ninja Gaiden II" hah Yahtzee
rules. Sent in by: doom^
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| "Forbes
- Solar Energy All Night Long" now here is
an interesting idea to get people off the grid.
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| "BBCNews
- Santorini 'Butcher' Gravely Ill" what the
funk? how is this news? so a convicted killed (decapitator) has fallen
very ill... i dont see what makes this news worthy...
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| "TheDailyWTF
- Traffic Enfarcement Camera" heh, i saw where
this one was going before even reading the article.
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| "Gizmodo
- Nerf Vulcan Full Automatic Dark Gun Available" uh
what? only $40 ? i swear when i bought my first nerf regular chainfed
manual, it was like $40. Now full automatic ones that look like a barrett
ma'deuce.. this might just be on my xmas list. Sent in by: psux
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| "CBC.ca
- Greyhound Pulls 'Bus Rage' Ads" oh come on
this cant be real. this is in such poor taste.... Sent in by: Kan
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| "Valdezlink
- An Encounter With a Polar Bear, Will Surprize You" awww,
the polar bear just wanted to play. This is also featured on Snopes
under the animal section Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "WWTDD
- Yeah This Is a Good Sign" *Snicker* I said
i wouldnt post any more Amy Winehouse shit, but this stuff is getting
out of hand.
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| "1Up
- Next Doom Game Announced" woop! as if we
didnt know it was coming, but its still nice to know that one of my
favorite game developers is going back to their roots and turning out
some kick ass next generation games.
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- The Moment a Man Punched a Girl Off Her Feet, During a Face Book Water
Fight" lols, punching girls caught on film.
awesome.
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| "Break
- Cop Car vs. Deer" whoa! i'm surprized the
cop car didnt get completely trashed. i guess it was a small deer. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Beloit.edu
- Beloit College Mindset List" this is freaking
me out. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- The Website is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude" bhahah!
this is the funniest thing i've seen all week Sent in by: Sneak
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| "TheRegister.co.uk
- US Customs: Yes, We Can Seize Your Laptop, Ipod, etc"
Whoa! they can take your data, and copy it without your concent.. so
dont bring your laptops loaded full of kiddy porn to the airport..
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| "ABC.net.au
- 'Bomb' Bag Slips Past Airport Security, Causes Delays" lols,
i guess having "Bomb" written on your luggage is not a good
idea.
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| "Torrentfreak
- Band Leaks Track to BitTorrent, Blames Pirates"
heh, i've never heard of BuckCherry before, but after this, i guaranty
they suck.
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| "Yahoo
- Drug Gives Couch Potato Mice Benefits of Workout"
hrmm i thought this sorta stuff was known for years, there are certain
types of food and vegetables that boost metabolic rate like peppers,
or chili's. Essentially, if you eat alot of chili's your body will actually
do a little "work out" (i think its actually just your body
freaking out, cuz it doesnt like spicy stuff).
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| "Newsday.com
- Montauk Monster Witnesses Emerge" Followup:
on that carcas that washed up on shore in NewYork, photos
see here. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Meet Emily - The Most Lifelike Animated Actress Ever Made"
wow, watch the video, very realistic. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "YouTube
- Girl Talk: Extreme" *Snicker* Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "YouTube
- Grandma Play Elder Scrolls IV" i'm not sure
if this is cool or tragic.. i cant tell anymore.
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| "BellaOnline
- The Dangers of Aluminum Toxicity" well, when
you think about it, anything that can harm fish in microscopic form
will likely hurt humans, fish dont like copper, lead, tin, iron, and
aluminum; neither do humans.. thus, humans are fish...
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| "YouTube
- Devil Clow Krystal Quicksand" is this some
kinda new porno fetish? girls stuck in quicksand?
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| "BBCNews
- Sad End for Bear With Jar on Head" So wait,
this article is trying to tell me that a nation with the most guns,
does have anyone who is capable of shooting the jar off the head of
a bear? even with those powered bullets that shatter on contact... was
no one thinking?
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| "TheRegister.co.uk
- Oz Man Cracks One Off While Speeding in Drug-Packed Car"
this guy could have been more conspicious if he was
throwing hundred dollar bills out of the same car, while driving through
hobo-town. Sent in by: p0rk
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| "NBCOlympics
- 2008 Volleyball Hand Signals" OFCOURSE! taking
pictures of well toned womens asses and displaying them in a slideshow
on a website is no longer for porn sites only, this site is clearly
looking for more hits (which i guess i am contributing too), by showing
"hand signals" which are displayed behind mentioned "well
toned asses" of volleyball players in the Olympics. Girls only
here (Thank god) Sent in by: rsBarcelo
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| "LiveLeak
- Mini Crack House" bhaha, subletting the space
under a deck. awesome. now thats crack innovation. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Telegraph
- Bigfoot Hoax Exposed When Ice Melted" well,
it looks like this bigfoot discovery turned out to be a hoax.. i kinda
had a feeling that it was gonna be real, after all, it was a bunch of
drunken hunters that apparently tracked, hunted, and killed 'bigfoot'.
And anyone who's ever been hunting with a bunch of drunk rednecks knows
that they cant hit shit.
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| "MyFoxAtlanta
- 'Cheesus?' Woman Finds Jesus in a Bag of Cheetos"
people still eat cheetos? really? i thought these were a fad of like
15years ago. Didnt they discover that theres actually no cheese in cheetos?
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| "Gawker
- Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk"
what the funk?! looks like something out of Cloverfield.
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| "NewsDay
- Man Dies in Freak Fishing Accident" wow,
never heard of anything like this before, i always thought fishing was
safer then golf.. guess not. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "LiveLeak
- Crazy Woman In The Library" rofl, might be
voodoo... Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Break
- Grandpa Owned at Beer Pong" i dont get it.
Sent in by: Doom^
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