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 "HuffingtonPost
- Rachel Ray's Corn Porn (Video)" rofl. 
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| "Autoblog
- By the Numbers: Nobody Wins Edition" jesus
i wish i would have known Hummer was doing so badly, i may have considered
buying one, and being a total dick to the sales guy by lowballing every
offer he made.
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| "Destructoid
- Shellshock2 Trailer Absolutely Amazing" this
looks pretty rad, and its got a november release date, just in time
for christmas.
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| "AHT.SeriousSeats.com
- The Hamburger Fatty Melt Bacon Burger" my
god, this looks delicious.
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| "Forums.NicoClub.com
- Backing Up TMS on This One About the GTR"
Doh! you'd think that nissan would put in a tough ass drivetrain, especially
since they know kids who like to go fast will buy one.. but then again,
it must be tough on a transmission to try and distribute power to all
4wheels while doing a burn out. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "AP.Google
- NY Victim Uses Remote Logon to Nab Theft Suspect"
owned by remote desktop and vpn software. Sent in by: psux
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| "WWTDD
- A Gold Kate Moss Statue. Finally" how is
this news? Sent in by: IkeTurner
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Canadian Thanksgiving (and columbus day to our neighbours to the south).
gobble gobble bitchez .cre
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| "TVByTheNumbers
- Sarah Connor Close to Being Terminated?"
its no wonder, one of my friends who loves the worst TV shows and movies,
loves this show, he tried to explain it to me once; my only reply was,
"wow that sounds like a stupid TV show". i think i really
offended him, we havent talked since
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| "VideoSift
- Oh He's Off the Track!... Wait... Whats He Doing?"
heh, this cant be real.
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| "YouTube
- Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney"
Seth McFarlane rules
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| "KNBC
- Video Shows Man Punching Girl in Line at LA McDonalds" it
could have been worse, it is LA... he could have shot her... Sent in by: m4x
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| "YouTube
- Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol" rofl wtf?! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ShackNews
- Blizzard Wins $6M in World of Warcraft Bot Case"
yep, blizzard has clearly hit on hard times, suing the software manufacturer
of "WoW-Helper Software". Its gotta be a new low for Blizzard.
You'd think that they'd have enough money by now that they wouldnt really
care who cheated... Sent in by: psux
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| "IDontLikeYouInThatWay
- Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape" wow, her body
looks gross.. I thought celebrity sex tapes were supposed to feature
hot people who teenage boys would rub one out to?
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Chef Dies After Eating 'SuperHot' Chilli for Bet"
heh, and here i thought that chilli's were good for your metabolism,
apparently the super-hot variety can be fatal.
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| "Celebdump.Blogspot
- Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex" i dont really
see how this is news, other than its kinda odd to hear a hollywood celebrity
proclaiming a love for teh buttsex
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| "BreitBart
- MIT Scientists Move Closer to 'Artifical Noses'"
Drug sniffing dogs a thing of the past? i dont think so.
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| "9News
- Mom Accused of Performing Sex Act on Toddler Son"
WHAT IN THE FUNK IS WRONG WITH COLORADO?! seriously there are so many
things wrong with this i cant even begin to point them out. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "MotivatedPhotos.com
- Goatse Bricks - When You See it... Bricks Will Shit" *Snicker* Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Break
- Rally Car Rolls Into River, Fills With Water"
wow, this must have been a terrifying few seconds, but im kinda surprized
they made it out so fast, i guess this is what all those safety tests
and trials are for. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "NewsBlog.ChicagoTribune
- Children Left at Nebraska's Hospitals" Nebraska
sounds like an awesome place to live, you can turn kids over to the
government if you cant take care of them, no questions asked.. its like
you can try to be a parent, and if you dont like it, you can return
the children back to the hospital.
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| "TheIndyChannel
- Home Invader Dies in Struggle With Intended Victim's Father"
yeh thats right, i like this McNally guy, you break into his house...
he kills you...
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| "MSNBC
- Iowa College Apologizes for Offensive Typo"
hah! was this really a typo? or an upset printer getting back at the
college for something....
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| "FilmDrunk
- Someone Calls Chris Hansen" rofl, Child Predator
Hands.... im sure that no one thought about re-wording this one before
it got to market
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| "Museum
of Hoaxes - Hair Made Soy Sauce" boy am i glad
that i dont eat chinese food or Soy Sauce. Sent in by: m4x
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| "TheRegister
- Google Takes Aim At Drunken Messaging - Mail Goggles"
heh, this is actually a pretty good idea, althought i dont think i could
solve those math problems even while sober... so maybe i should leave
that new GoogleFeature alone... Sent in by: dSpearow
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| "Break
- Diesels SFW XXX Party Clip Video" *Snicker* Sent in by: Sneak and Xian
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| "EbaumsWorld
- Dog Humps Cat's Head" *Snicker* this shouldnt
be funny, but it is...
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| "ScientificBlogging
- Terrestrial Planets Collide 300 Light Years Away"
well its good to know that our solar system wont destruct for another
billion years or so... that takes a huge load off my mind.
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| "Kotaku
- Spore: Holy Crap! Spore Created Starcraft Amazes Us" yep,
i think this follows the "only in korea" mentallity. but seriously
this must have taken hours and hours of work, modelling the 2D Starcraft
models into 3D..
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| "WWTDD
- Her Thumb is a Penis" rofl, Paris Hilton
picture made out of dicks. awesome.
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| "SpikedHumor
- Iron Balls Dropped in Sand" this must have
been shot in some sort of fluid dynamics lab, cuz that sand looks way
too liquid to be just regular beach sand. its still pretty awesome. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- The Foot Fist Way" bhahaha awesome, i have
to see this. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Duke4.net
- Duke Nukem 4Ever Shots" i cant believe that
Epic is still developing this game, you'd figure they would have given
up after fussing around with the game for over 10years...anyway some
of the screenshots look pretty good, but they appear to have stolen
Mickey Rourke's face from 10years ago and used it for the Dukes' face. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "YouTube
- Ghost Caught on Video" rofl, i thought this
was real for the first 20secs.
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| "NYDailyNews
- Women Who Dye Their Hair Blonde Have More Fun"
i've never really been a fan of blondes, actually my favorite hair color
on a girl is the unnatural blue.
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| "YouTube
- Vegas Road Rage" bhaha owned by an eclipse.
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| "ScientificBlogging
- Prehistoric Goose Was Size of a Small Plane"
Whoa! this is pretty awesome, i bet if they could find some valid DNA
on this thing, they'd clone it simply so that millionaire hunters could
hunt them from their single engine Censsnas Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Consumerist
- Heroes: Man Tells Fax Spammers to Go Fax Themselves... and They Comply"
awesome! this could be the end of annoying callers.. all we have to
do is switch over to VOIP. Sent in by: dSpearow
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| "YouTube
- Agility FlowGraph" i think this is a Crysis
mod, which looks like it can do all that Parkour- Mirrors Edge game
stuff, kinda makes you wonder why EA is even endorsing it. Sentin by: Skace
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| "TimesOfIndia
- Eating Veggies Shrinks the Brain" hrmm this
seems to make alot of sense, pretty much every vegan or vegetarian i
know is an idiot.. now im not saying that there isnt smart vegetarians
out there... i just dont know any of them..
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| "TheOnion
- New Starbucks Opens in Rest Room of Existing Starbucks"
i dont know what it is about starbucks coffee, but it gives me awful
heartburn, then it gives me a megacolonblow.. i dont know how normal
humand drink that trash.
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| "YouTube
- Impossible is the Opposite of Possible" this
is pretty dry, but it made me giggle a little bit.
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| "WithLeather
- Greatest Catch of All Time" i wouldnt say
this is the greatest of all time, but talk about making the best out
of a situation.
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| "CollegeHumor
- Sarah Palin Disney Trailer" this is pretty
low budget, but still funny. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Kotaku
- Tetris Remade in LittleBigPlanet" what in
the funk?! this looks pretty cool, but i can easily see it driving normal
humans insane. Sent in by: m4x
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| "TheSuperficial
- Sarah Silverman Endorses Barack Obama, By Insulting Black People"
bhahah oh Sarah Silverman... when will you learn.. your
going down the same path as Kathy Griffin... Sent in by: Sain
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