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Hallowe'en~ Have a spooky night~.cre  
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| "Zero
Punctuation - Saints Row 2" haha awesome! i
must pelvic thrust old ladies
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| "Canada
- Men Invest With More Than Their Brains" hrmm
maybe it is time i start thinking about my retirement.. or maybe i should
just move to vegas and bet on sporting events.
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| "Alternet
- Stoners Before the Stone Age" great, now
potheads will think that smoking pot is in their nature and they are
only doing it because their ancestors did it.
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| "NewScientist
- How Gay Sex Can Produce Offspring" heheh,
just imagine, you've gone to school for 10 years just to get a job watching
gay beetles hump... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "MyMBOnline
- Smart Car Body Kits" rofl, i've always wondered
how guys can actually drive cute little cars like this. its almost worse
then guys who drive minivans, but dont have a wife, or kids. they've
given up their manhood. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Video.Google
- Olivia Munn Eats a HotDog" i used to get
G4Tech TV as part of my basic cable package a couple years ago, i watched
a couple episodes, but it lacked alot of the entertainment that other
stations had. I havnt watched it in years, so i guess this is what their
'entertainment' has evolved to. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "CNN
- Biker Jailed for YouTube Stunt Video" There
are some pretty stupid people on this planet, seriously if the police
are questioning you about something illegal that you've done, do you
a) shut up about other wrong doings that they may not know about, or
b) confess everything you've ever done so they can arrest you right
there.
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| "BBCNews
- Test Explores If Robots Can Think" well,
i'm not sure a chat script running through some pre-programmed answers
should be called "artificial intelligence", since i'm sure
we've all seen IRC bots before.
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| "Kotaku
- The Top 50 Cosplay Cleavage Shots" hrmm,
i always thought cos-play freaks were ugly, but theres some hot bitches
who are into this shiznitz.
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| "YouTube
- Larp Battle for Azeroth Trailer" Seriously,
these Cos-Play dudes are taking this too far.
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| "HuffingtonPost
- Ashley Todd Fake 'Mutilation' Exposed" Followup:
on that girl who got 'attacked' at the ATM for her McCain Bumper Sticker..
I had a feeling it was a hoax, since the letter 'B' that was on her
face, was backwards, hinting at the use of a mirror to make it, implying
that it was self inflicted. Sent in by: JoeD
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| "CNN
- 5 Million Dollar Mistakes by Movie Stars"
bhahah owned. Sent in by: Lola
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| "YouTube
- Chair Gets Stuck in an MRI Machine" heh,
i guess this is why they should have polymer furniture around MRI machines. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "IdiotToys
- Congratulations For The Man Who Does Birmingham's Airport PDFs"
bhaha Whooops.
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Jeremy Clarkson Chrysler Sebring Cabriolet 2.7 v6 Review"
*snicker* I guess Jeremy Clarkson has alot of free time, since they
havnt started to shoot the 'winter' side of this seasons Top Gear.
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| "Plasma2002
- Blender Defender" *Snicker* this is like
a skinner box for teaching your cat to staff off the counter, err. wait.
no a skinner box rewards good behavior, i think it was pavlov who did
the punishing bad behavior tests
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| "YouTube
- Iraqi Family Guy... Stewie Annoying Lois" this
isnt as funny as i thought it would have been.
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| "TheQuesadaChronicles
- The Stripping Class President" seriously
school is so much cooler in Europe then it is in North America.. or
atleast in canada. Sent in by: Skace
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| "BiggerBetterBeards.org"
thats it, this website has convinced me to grow a beard. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Projects.ajc.com
- Lawn Scrabble" this is a pretty awesome ideal,
i love scrabble, if only i had a backyard to play on. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TheGlobeAndMail
- Walking Fish Gives Evolutionary Insights" fish
with foot/fin's is nothing new, i've seen lung fish that appear to have
"Feet" but that doesnt mean they actually use them to "walk".
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| "FilmDrunk
- These People Are Really Cool" oh god, i hate
Apple/Macs for the same reason i hate soccer, the Fans are so fanatical
that it drives me away from liking what they like.
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Police Told to 'Ignore' Outdoor Sex" releasing
news like this pretty much says "if you wanna have sex, try the
outdoors..."
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| "WWTDD
- Mark Wahlberg is a Little Bitch" followup:
rofl, marky mark rules Sent in by: Sneak
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| "LiveLeak
- Flir Video of Police Pursuit Where Man Kills Himself with a Shotgun"
i usually try to avoid posting video's which show people dying, but
this is pretty amazing, i'm surprized the FLIR was able to capture this
is such detail. Sent in by: Sain
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| "SMH.com.au
- Cannibal Chef Guilty of Murder" what the
hell is going on in the UK... there is some seriously messed up stuff
going on over there. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Gizmodo
- Mimo 7-Inch USB Display Make Your Desktop Look Like a Battleoid Cockpit"
now this is what i need for my rack, i'm too cheap to buy one of those
neat folding LCD monitors, but this would be ideal for checking server
status, or figuring out why my blasted file server likes to call out
for DHCP every now and then even though its got a static ip in it.
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| "Schneier
- The Pentagon's World of Warcraft Movie-Plot Threat"
rofl, this is too much!
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| "Newscientist
- Giant Lens Could Clean Up Dusty Moon Sites" now
this is interesting, cooking moon dust into concrete.. but if it works
like this, why not turn moon dust into a building material? cook it
into bricks or sheets or something and use it to build the space station
with?
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| "Metro.co.uk
- Student's Stage Strip for Teachers" my god,
growing up in denmark seems so magical now. why couldnt i have been
born and raised there? this shit sounds hot. See
here for the video (sent in by: IkeTurner) Sent in by: Sain
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| "CNN
- Woman Says Attack Linked to McCain Bumper Sticker"
and i thought out politics were heated, with people cutting each others
brake lines and stuff on their automobiles.. but this is just mean. Sent in by: Carny666
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| "MyFoxNY
- Police Outraged Over Cop Killer Game" people
always seem to forget that its just a 'game' its not a 'cop-killing-simulation'. Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "EscapistMagazine
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky" *snicker*
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| "SlashFilm
- Don Cheadle Replaces Terrence Howard in Iron Man 2" you
know, Jon Favreau rules. he's a great actor, and he's a pretty damn
good director, i had no idea that he directed Iron Man, until i noticed
him as a bit-actor, and stayed to watch the credits. he's going to be
a renaissance man.
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| "AutoBlog
- Barack Obama Billboards Spotted in Burnout Paradise"
Followup: hasn't politics done enough to video games by trying to get
all the violent ones banned? now they're advertising in them... kinda
hypocritical isnt it?
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| "CNet
- Quicken Online is Finally Free" if i didnt
have an accountant already, this would be great news.
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Giant Spider Eating a Bird Caught on Camera"
jesus fuck, that is one huge ass spider, you know what, i dont think
i'll ever be going to australia... the fact that their insects are bigger
then a small child is enough to keep me away. Sent in by: Carny666
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| "TimesOnline.co.uk
- Woman Arrested for Killing Virtual Husband in Maple Story"
bhahah owned. i guess this sucks to be a 'hax0r chix'
in japan, seriously this sounds pretty harsh. just for killing (or deleting)
a MMORPG character.. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "AintItCoolNews
- Leapin' Lizards! ABC Bringing Back V!" i
never really watched V, i think i was too young when it was on TV, but
it looks frightening by early 80s standards. Sent in by: Witz
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| "NineMSN
- Fooled Job Seekers Stuck With Face Tattoos"
how dumb do you have to be to fall for something like this?
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| "YouTube
- You Are a Pirate, 1.5Million Views" how on
earth does this have 1.5 Million views?! whats wrong with the internet?
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| "Boners
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo" i think this is taking
the 2Girl1Cup sensation too far..
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| "YouTube
- Darth Vader Being a Jerk" i dont know why
i find this so funny, but i can stop laughing
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| "IWatchStuff
- 'The Unborn' Trailer Will Make You Scared to Exit the Womb Alone"
this is a pretty bizarre movie trailer, im not sure how this one will
do in theatres, assuming it ever makes it there. Sent in by: Sain
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| "LifeHacker
- Credit Crisis Explained as an Antarctic Expedition" now
this is economics that a regular person can understand! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "NewsDay
- 600-pound Man Rescued From Home" how did
this make the news? this guy is a small fry compared to the 1200lbs
man rescued last month, and then 900lbs man rescued the month before..
Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Gizmodo
- World of Warcraft Seem Like Kind of a Silly Hobby" this
is just too much, i'm so glad i've never played WoW, i wouldnt want
to become addicted to a game that expects players to commit social suicide..
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| "Telegraph
- The Clbuttic Mistake: When Obscenity" hehehe,
when automated news goes bad. it wont be long before we just have computers
sync'ing up with generic news streams, and outputting it to the TV/Internet
with different logos on them. No longer will we have MSNBC and CNN,
it will just be AP..
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| "TheSuperFicial
- Salma Hayek Has an Ass On Her Chest" rofl,
those boobs have to be aided by a mega push up bra or something.
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| "SCMagazineUK
- WiFi Is No Longer a Viable Secure Connection" UH
OHS, Wifi is no longer secure? ah well, i'm a wired kinda guy anyway,
there is no network that is more secure then one that runs over cat5.
Either way, i'm not sure if this is a haox or not, since the article
really doesnt say how it was done, or what results they actually got.
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| "Video.AOL
- Bird Poops in Reporter's Mouth on Live TV"
rofl, i know i've posted this before, but it still makes me laugh and
gag a little. Sent in by: [max]
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| "Jalopnik
- Hand-Made Basement-Built Lamborghini Finally Sees Light of Day"
you have to admire people like this, the ones that take
re-engineering a product all upon themselves, sure it took 10years to
build a car, but im sure it was the greatest 10years of this guys life. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BuffaloNews
- Armed Pizza Deliveryman Fights off 3 Robbers, Wounds One"
this man is a hero in my books, what sort of place is
buffalo if not even the pizza delivery guys are safe... Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Break
- Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding" bhahah, i
bet this was the last day, that the groom and the best man were friends.
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| "MSNBC
- Conn. Court Nixes Gay Marriage Ban" apparently
canada isnt the only place in north america for gays to get married
anymore.
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| "Gizmodo
- Google Maps New Ads Appear Even in Embarassing Searches"
*snicker* i wonder if Google has finally jumped the shark? or whats
that new saying? Nuked the Fridge?
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| "FilmDrunk
- Jason Statham Introduces New Trailer" rofl,
who ever does the write-ups as 'jason statham' has his speech down to
a science when it comes to impersonating him in written word.
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| "WorldCarFans
- Ruf Develops Electric Powered Porsche 911"
550kg of batteries... what happens when those batteries go bad? you
end up dumping half a ton of lithium and nickel into the waste system..
im still not sold on these Electric Cars, they will have to figure out
a new energy storage system besides batteries before i'll jump on board. Sent in by: Sain
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| "GoodieBag
- Macs vs. PCs" this is kinda goofy, but its
still pretty well done. very 'west side story' Sent in by: Kirby
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| "Engadget
- SteelSeries WoW MMO Gaming Mouse Makes Wasting Your Life That Much
Easier" heh, seriously when will human interface
technology start advancing at the rate that graphics processors have
been? the mouse was invented like 30years ago, and its essentially been
unchanged since its development. Wheres my brain implant? Sent in by: b00
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| "Gmilburn.ca
- When Internet Advertisers Get Lazy" *snicker*
the internet is a failure.
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| "Break
- Exclusive Transporter 3 Trailer" what the
funk? how come im just hearing about this movie now? i was a huge fan
of Transporter 1, and Transporter 2 was ok, this one looks pretty good
so far..
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| "WWTDD
- Angelina BreastFeeding Pictures?" very clever
motherfucker. i'm not saying that i was looking for Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding
pictures, but i was kinda expecting a little more nudity, but either
way, atleast its something. oh this may not be work safe.
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| "ShackNews
- Skilled Gamers Likely Premature Ejaculators" this
is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kill all those counterstrike
kids who headshot me everytime i play.
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| "LiveLeak
- Father Shot Accidently by 2yr Old Son?" Yeah,
im not sure how real this is, but i guess this could be how they raise
kids in Syria. Sent in by: Sain
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| "DroppingBombsOnYourMom.com
- Auto-Urine.jpg" what the funk?! i like how
this book tries to justify itself "YOU CAN DRINK COW URINE, SO
WHY NOT YOUR OWN?" you can drink battery acid too, but that doesnt
mean its good for you. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Keep the N*gger Out of Office" its people
like this that ruin voting for everyone else. Sent in by: psux
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