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November 14th
"Gizmodo - Finally a Porn Webcam Site Just for the iPhone" *snicker* iPerv's

"LiveLeak - How Not to Play With Your Wii" you've gotta wonder why this retard would be filming this? why not just move the light bar away from the TV and then do your stupid stunt? yet another stupid human.

"Telegraph.co.uk - Australian Teen Arrested for Breaking Into Police Station" yep, either this guy is one of the dumbest humans on the face of the planet, or he was just drunk, and he convinced himself that this was a good idea.

"DailyTech -Apple's Jobs Gives iPhone Customers What They Don't Want" again, i hate Apple, so i've got nothing to say about this.

"AutoBlog - Next-Gen Boxster to Get a Four Cylinder?" the only way this could be funnier, is if it was a Diesel.
Sent in by: Sain
"Craigslist - An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk" *snicker* theres some real comedy in here.
Sent in by: SyHaze
"Gizmodo - Road Sign Translation Snafu Proves Machines Are Less Lazy Than Humans" did i post this already? either way its hilarious.
Sent in by: [Omega]
 
November 13th
"Nothing Toxic - Elevator Predator Owned by School Girl" rofl, did i post this already? owned.

"Telegraph - Giant Selenite Crystals Discovered in Mexico" this looks really cool.

"Gizmodo - Sony Ericsson Shooting Ad Campaign Entirely on C905 Cyber-Shot Cell Phone" forget the gimick of shooting your cellphone/camera ads using the actual cell phone that they're trying to sell, there needs to be more boobs in advertising, i like where Sony Ericsson is going with this.

"Cnet - From the Makers of Bacon Salt: Baconnaise" This is either the greatest spread ever, or the cause of obesity in the US. i havnt tried it yet to see which one it is, but next time i see this in the grocery store, i'm gonna have to try it.

"ASofterWorld - Jingle Sharks" heh these are like minimalist cartoons, i dunno why i find them so funny.
Sent in by: BlueFrog
"TwelveStone - Spider Payment" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Gizmodo - Circuit City Close 155 MidWest Stores Tomorrow (last week)" i guess this was the first death cry heard from circuit city. Soon it will be a death rattle as they all close down.
Sent in by: Doom^
 
November 12th
"Gizmodo - Guy Builds F-35 Fighter Jet on his Own" if it flew, i'd be really impressed.

"BoyGeniusReport - New Apple MacBooks Shipping With Faulty Trackpads" ha! i cant wait to see how Apple spins this; "Oh working trackpads cost extra on new MacBooks"..

"ScienceDaily - Extinct Sabertooh Cats Were Social, Found Strength in Numbers, Study Shows" well this isnt a big surprize, i kinda figured that prehistoric cats/dogs had similar behaviors to that of todays wild dogs/cats.

"InformationWeek - $200 Eee PC Netbook Expected in 2009" i remember just a couple years ago, when companies were trying to build a $100 laptop for every kid in africa, or india, or some place like that. and i scoffed saying "oh come on, a speakandspell costs more then that.." well, i've seen an Eee PC laptop, and i almost bought one for $499 (or whatever the cost was when they first came out), but i didnt think i really needed one.. But for $200 i want one, i'll just have to wait till next year.

"IWatchStuff - Ong Bak 2 Trailer" i never did the see the First Ong Bak movie... i dont remember the reviews being too good.
Sent in by: Sain
"11Alive - Craigslist Leads to Cherokee Co. 'Sex Farm'" what the funk? i didnt know 'masturbation for hire' was a criminal offense. either way this is hilarious, a rub'n'tug in the middle of a farm town community, i wonder what other wierd shizz went on here that the police dont know about.
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Jezebel - Study Shows Overweight Women Have the Most Sex" wierd, i never would have guessed.. infact, i really dont know what to say about this.
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
 
November 11th
"LiveLeak - Parents Demand Resignation of StripTeasing Teacher" whoa, this may not be worksafe, since it features a video of a rather attractive hungarian teacher stripping. Thank god for cell phone cameras.

"JoyStiq - Obama, Palin Coming to Mercenaries 2 DLC" bhahah, this looks like the greatest game evar

"The Globe and Mail - 40, Married, Gaming Addict" how can you hide an addiction to video games from your wife? and how do i find a girl who will go out and work all day, and allow me to stay at home and play video games while looking at porn? it sounds like this guy has a pretty sweet deal.

"FilmDrunk - The Stath Introduces New Transporter Ad" awesome. simply awesome.

"ASofterWorld - Rice Expands" heh, now here's a funny webcomic, its been awhile since i've seen one of these.
Sent in by: BlueFrog
"WorldNetDaily - Militant Obama Youth March to 'Alpha, Omega' Chant" Uhm, if the 'Obama Youth' is anything like the 'Hitler Youth' i think we're all in some trouble.
Sent in by: Wolf-
"FilmDrunk - This Is An Awesome Costume" *snicker* this kid looks horrified
Sent in by: Sain
 
November 10th
"Telegraph.co.uk - US Teenager Jailed for 'Grandma Gangsta Rap Video" uh ohs! it looks like cops can now check out what video you have in your cam-corder if you leave it in your car while being stopped for something else. But seriously, is glorifying gangsta rap really a smart thing to do? these days, kids need a smack.

"ValleyWag - Google Delays $600 Million Datacrenter" looks like even Google is affected by the plummeting economy.

"MacRumors - Opera Browser Not Allowed in iPhone App Store" if i've said it once, i've said it a thousand times.. Applesux

"NothingToxic - Alligator Bites Idiots Hand" again, humans are stupid.
Sent in by: Sain
"AppleInsider - Microsoft Parks 'I'm a PC' Recording Booth Outside Apple Store" is it possible that the "I'm a Mac" marketing campaign is actually working? nah only stupid humans would fall for that.
Sent in by: Usteppin
"MSNBC - Thieves Had 12 Pigs Stuff in Minivan" is this a normal thing to happen in Budapest? Livestock theft? i havnt heard of anything like this in canada, or the usa.
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
November 9th
"Gizmodo - Amazing Flying Stick Levitation Toy Doesn't Need Spells, Just Static Electricity" this is pretty cool, but i can see why it wouldnt be on every kids christmas wish list. After about a minute of playing around with it, interest would be lost.

"CNN - GDP Shows Economy Shrinking" again, i think the War in Iraq, and the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs overseas is to blame here.

"Craigslist - Best of CraigsList - 22y/o Man Seeking Asian Women" rofl, this has to be fake. there is no way someone in toronto would think this would work, unless they're trapped in a WoW slump.

"Kotaku - Backtalk in EA's Forums, Get Banned From Your Games?" wow, this is pretty messed up, if you get banned from EA's gaming forums, you instantly lose access to play their video games on xbox live. the only way to get around this appears to be buying another copy of the game. I guess the only safe thing to do is to stay away from their forums forever.
Sent in by: Doom^
"eFluxMedia - Lack of Sexual Desire in Older Women Answered - The Testosterone Patch" bhaha, check out the 3rd last paragraph where it talks about the effects of the patch and the side effects.. Facial Hair! so if you want your 'old lady to be sex hungry burt reynolds look alike, give her the testosterone patch.
Sent in by: dSpearow
"ICanHasCheezBurger - Squirrels" *snicker*
Sent in by: BlueFrog
 
November 8th
"Blog.Wired - Winners In Pentagon's 'Pimp My Ride' Contest" what what? Military Hybrid Tactical Vehicles? really? i thought for sure that the Military would stay with conventional multifuel engines.

"Tribler.org - Tribler" heres a neat piece of software, designed for the super-slacker, it will search youtube/liveleak for videos. just incase you needed to waste alot of computer time at work.

"AutoBlog - Officially Official: Nissan Drops 370z Ahead of LA Debut" now this is what the 350z should have been from the beginning.. sleak lines, low head line, small rear quarter window. Looks like an old 240z/260z/280z, except modernized.

"Geekologie - Olivia Munn's Costume Party" i dont find this girl that attractive, although, i bet her real attraction comes from her geekiness.

"LiveLeak - Speeding Car Rear Ends Last Car in Traffic Jam" morons.
Sent in by: Sain
"YouTube - Cat Diet" rofl, this cat is awesome..
Sent in by: rdslvrblu
"Bash.org - A to Z..." *Snicker* gotta love geek humor.
Sent in by: Gid