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November 21st
"DailyJoyStick - Little Big Planet - Game Breaking Glitch Found" *snicker* it makes you wonder how much testing they did on Little Big Planet, first there was a recall because of strange lyrics in their music, now they have found a bug that destroys your savegames.

"NYTimes - A Disability Epidemic Among a Railroad's Retirees" Jesus, i should move to New York and become a subway driver.

"NewsDay - Environmentally Protected Sand Dune Was Bulldozed and Hauled Away by Billionaire" hah this just shows that when you have money, you can do whatever you want.

"Engadget - Silicon Mountain's Allio: 42Inch HDTV With Built in PC" now here is a great idea, why leave it to customers to build their own Media PC's when you could just buy a TV with a built in PC..

"YouTube - Worst Skittles Commercial Ever" durr...
Sent in by: WangZang
"YouTube - The Matrix Runs On Windows" hee this is a pretty well done parody.
Sent in by: dSpearow
"WWTDD - I Have No Idea Who This Is" k, be forewarned this may not be work safe as it features several semi nude pictures of some 'Cheetah Girl' (?) apparently we live in a time where everyone keeps semi-nude pics of themselves on their computers, so if you want nudes of some celebrity, just steal their computer and publish those pics on the interweb.
Sent in by: IkeTurner
 
November 20th
"YouTube - MadTV - The Sopranos on PAX TV Parody" i'm sure i've posted this before, but it still makes me laugh

"DSLReports - Optimum Online Now Using DNS Redirection" Yep, rogers is doing the same thing, i just gotta find a couple clean non-rogers dns servers, cuz this stuff gets annoying.

"NewsFromRussia - Former Boxer Who Killed Pedophile Wins Prosecutors' Hearts" let this be a message to all pedophiles out there, if someone catches you and beats you to death, the courts wont likely take your side.

"Telegraph.co.uk - Sarah Palin Blamed By US Secret Service for Death Threats Agains Barack Obama" hah Poor Sarah Palin, she's getting blamed for everything. Whats next? will the Media blame her for 9/11 ?

"CollegeHumor - George Washington - The New Chuck Norris" this is the greatest song ever.
Sent in by: Skace
"WhiteHouse.gov - White House Shocker!" *Snicker* i'm sure this is some sort of whitehouse joke, but it looks like a SHOCKER to me..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"YouTube - Building Stonehenge - This Man Can Move Anything" now this guy is pretty smart, this has to be the most plausible way to build a stone structure.
Sent in by: [Max]
 
November 19th
"DailyMail.co.uk - 'It Was My Job to be Seen and Not Heard', reveals Nicole Kidman in Interview About Tom Cruise" is this really a surprize to anyone? Tom Cruise is nuts and this just confirms it.. Infact i'd be totally hating Tom Cruise right now, except that his role in Tropic Thunder was the greatest acting he has ever done.

"AJC - Jogger Runs a Mile with Rabid Fox Biting her Arm" hah, now that is one persistant fox!

"FilmDrunk - Another Animated Rat Movie" wow, this sounds like a pretty good rip off of Ratatoulli or however you spell it, but it doesnt even look that good. Universal fails to ride the coattails of Pixar.

"Video.Yahoo - BWE Proudly Presents Twisty Cats" what in the funk is wrong with these people? why would you want to specifically breed cats with this negative genetic trait? Someone should call PETA on these backwards breeders.

"Kotaku - GTA IV Keys to the City are Surprizingly Fancy" see now this is a wicked idea, apparently if you get 100% in a game, Rockstar sends you a trophy. This is how completing 100% of a game should be treated. unfortunately i'm only like 15% complete, and im stuck on a mission that must be impossible.
Sent in by: Sain
"Gizmodo - 10 Gadgets That Have No Business Using a Jet Engine" the Jet Powered Bicycle seems kinda cool, in an 'oh god that guy is gonna die' sorta way.
Sent in by: dSpearow
"DailyMail.co.uk - Theme Park's 'Cage of Death' Drops Tourists Into Crocodile Lair" this is pretty cool, but im sure this idea will be used in a Jaws' style movie in the future, where a giant croc smashes the cage and eats the occupants like string beans.
Sent in by: Doom^
 
November 18th
"FilmDrunk - Stallone. Li. Statham. Ooooh Wah-ah ah ah" rofl! the line that actually made me break out in laughter "Do you realize how many brown people are going to get murdered in this?"

"Kongregate - Play 99 Bricks" this is an interesting rip off on tetris, except its not about making rows, its about making columns. i think i found my new favorite game for the weekend shift.

"TheOnion - Nationa Finally Shitty Enough to Make Social Progress" *snicker* i dont know how i missed this last week, but its still pretty funny

"WikiHow - How to Talk to Your Children About the Financial Crisis" lols, how about this "there will be no christmas this year, you've been bad, and santa has found out..."

"IDontLikeYouInThatWay - Jessica Biel Regrets Getting Naked" k this may not be work safe, infact it probably isnt work safe at all, but seriously, was i the only one who didnt know Jessica Biel got naked like 8years ago?
Sent in by: Doom^
"NewGrounds - Walk In the Woods" didnt i post this before?
Sent in by: Wolf-
"RegHardware - Yes, its the Darth Vader Breakfast Toaster" feer not star wars nerds, now you can eat breakfast in the comfort of your Darth Vader Toaster!
Sent in by: psux
 
November 17th
"EnGadget - CNN's Holographic Freakout Begins" i have one question... why? what happened to the old Satellite-side-by-side interviews? are they too old school now? do kids not understand that the 2 people who are both facing the tv-audience are actually talking to each other?

"Reuters - Heiress Says She Was Blackmailed by Lover" why cant i find a sugar-momma like this?

"YouTube - Election Duel World of Warcraft" i'm kinda surprized that no one tried to campaign in world of warcraft. Maybe If McCain would have had Ads in WoW maybe he would have made it.

"AutoBlog - Great Moments in Motorsport: Adventures ni Throttle Cable Replacement" rofl, this is awesome. these guys are taking rally driving to a whole new level.
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Boards.ie - Mr. Tourette Painting..." heh this is kinda funny
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"ASofterWorld - Wish Number One" bhahah! now this is funny
Sent in by: BlueFrog
 
November 16th
"YouTube - Obama is Going to Pay for My Gas, and Mortgage" more stupid humans.

"NationalGeographic - Best Wild Animal Photos 2008" some of these are 'cuteness overload'.

"YouTube - Bald Eagle Fight" Someone should tell this bald eagle, that they're an endangered species...

"YouTube - Baby Laugh-a-lot Commercial" this is what they called a toy back in the early 80s? freaky shizz here.
Sent in by: d13
"Reuters - Pregnant Man Pregnant Again" i do not know what to say about this.. a guy, born in a girls body, has had hormone treatments to give him facial hair, and make his boobs shrink, has been artificially inseminated again...
Sent in by: dSpearow
"BBCNews - Antelope's Sex Signal, in the Knee" wierd....
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
 
November 15th
"DailyMail.co.uk - Outrage over 'Chastity Belt' Lingerie Fitted with GPS Tracking System" *snicker* i'm not really sure what kinda guy would buy this for his girlfriend...

"Kotaku - WSJ - Disney to 'Buy EA'" what what? uhm i get the strangest feeling that if EA does get bought by Disney, that all the next generation BattleField: ... games will turn PG13, and will no longer feature American Troops vs. Germans, or Iraqi's or Vietnamese, they'll have Fluffy bunny's being hunted by Cuddly puppies.

"Break - Flying Kick Into Vending Machine" again, this has to be one of the stupidest humans alive (assuming he survived his confrontation with this vending machine).

"Gizmodo - Virtual Webcam Girlfriend is Entranching, If a Little Perverted" k, this may be NSFW, but my question is if companies in japan are using technology to make stuff like this, couldnt they use their research dollars to help cure cancer or something?

"JSOnline - Once in a Lifetime Shot" i'm not a huge fan of hunting, but this would be one impressive Buck, standing 16pointer. this could easily mess a dude up if he missed the shot.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"YouTube - Cat vs. Xylophone" haha awesome.
Sent in by: rdslvrblu
"Discovery - Grand Canyon's Youth Confirmed" See, who can trust scientists anymore? each and everyone of them is just trying to "make a discovery" so they can get grant money, they dont care if what they 'discover' is real, or shizz that they've made up while eating toast in the morning. they just want to be famous..
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj