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 oh
god, new years eve... this is gonna be a long night..cre  
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| "EscapistMagazine
- ZP - Sonic Unleashed" *snicker* never played
the new sonic, but even the old sonics i thought were pretty dumb.
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| "LATimes
- California Supreme Court Allows Good Samaritans To Be Sued for NonMedical
Care" this is completely unbelievable, no good
deed goes unpunished. let this be a lesson to you, dont get hurt in
california, and if you see someone hurt in california, dont help them,
if they survive they can sue you.
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| "CBC.ca
- Survivorman Wants Out Alive From TV Series"
this is too bad, Survivorman is actually one of the TV shows i actually
like, not because im some sort of crazy hunter or camping nut, simply
because it actually teaches me new stuff that i wouldnt have learned
else where.
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| "Cracked
- The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe)"
jesus, im never going to australia, or brazil. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "TechCrunch
- The Tubes are Clogged" oh thank god the internet
is fixed. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Tetris1D
- Twinoo" now this is interesting, its a game
that uses both sides of your brain, it takes a little bit to get used
too, but its pretty cool Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Satanist Father and Christian Mother Fight for Sunday Morning Custody
Rights" rofl, how is it possible that a family
mixed up with a Satanist and a Christian could have possibly had 3 kids?
this shiz is messed up.
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| "Joystiq
- Duke Nukem Forever Screenshots" yeah, i'll
believe this when i see it, has anyone told Mickey Rourke that they've
modeled Duke Nukems face after his?
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| "HuffingtonPost
- Mike Tyson's Weight Gain" Holy shitsticks!
i never thought i'd see a fat Mike Tyson, but this is for real, someone
should through Mike back in the gym, or in the Sauna so he can sweat
off those cheeseburgers.
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| "BBCNews
- Mice Suspected in Deadly Cat Fire" does anyone
else see a Tom and Jerry connection here?
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| "Aegisub.net
- If Programming Languages Were Religions"
*snicker* geek humor at its best. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "BBCNews
- Charity Guilty of Funding Terror" honestly,
is anyone surprized by this? Sent in by: Sain
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| "CBC
- Tainted Cocaine Linked to 7 Cases of Illness in Alberta"
uh ohs! looks like Alberta's only winter past time (cocaine) could be
deadly. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Gizmodo
- New York City is Breathtaking Following Google Earth Update"
my god, its beautiful.
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| "News.com.au
- Calling Kid Adolf Hitler Campbell Takes the Cake"
followup: on that white supremist family who named all of thier children
racist names (Except adolph).
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| "YouTube
- TPIR - Seemingly Impossible Double Showcase"
i remember when i was kid, coming home from kindergarden, watching either
Phil Donohue, or The Price is Right.. But this isnt TPIR, this is some
sorta hack show...
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| "WWTDD
- Good Lord This is Dumb" is it just me, or
does Shia Lebeouf make any movie that he's in awful? i dont think the
Indiana Jones series will survive him, and im not sure the Transformers
series will survive him either. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "USAToday
- Birds Learn Soccer Skills at Japanese Zoo"
thats it, im starting this fight right now, by 2010 Crows will get the
vote. clearly they're learning at a super fast rate, and they shouldnt
be judged by regular animal standards. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- Antikythera Mechanism Working Model" wierd,
i remember reading about this quite awhile ago, but no one really knew
what it did.. this is a feat of early engineering. Sent in by: [Max]
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| "LiveLeak
- Drivers Can't Make it Up Icey Hill" lols
looks like some people need some 4x4's.
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| "Gizmodo
- Blood Bucket Lamp..." i guess this is the
gift for those people who have everything. |
| "3News.co.nz
- Time Again To Put the Clocks Back... One Second?"
so if the earth is turning slower now, what does that mean for our gravity?
are we all going to lose a couple pounds in the new year?
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| "LiveLeak
- Rumsfeld Gets Creative At Press Conference"
rofl! whoever did this, put alot of time and effort into trying to make
the hand signals seamless. well done. it actually made me giggle a bit.
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Almost-Blind Moggie Ernest Has His Life Transformed by Wearing Contact
Lens" awwww cuteness overload. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "11Alive
- Mexican Beauty Queen Arrested With Truck of Guns"
mexico is such a corrupt country, that even its beauty queens run guns
for the mexican mafia. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Vids.Myspace
- SledgeHammer vs. Explosives" i must be missing
something, this seems like an accident waiting to happen. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "TUAW
- SimCity Comes to the iPhone" SimCity needs
to be on more mobile devices, i used to play SimCity all the time on
my iPaq (back when having an iPaq was cool).
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| "TheDenverChannel
- Colorado Doctor Finds Foot in NewBorns Brain"
MUTANT!! KILL IT, oh wait its just a child, forget it..
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| "Gawker
- Top 10 Favorite Videos of 2008" heh Tom Cruise,
Sarah Palin, and Jim Cramer, they all need to be at the top of this
list.
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| "MLive
- Man Convicted of Cutting Up Wife Seeks New Trial"
what in the funk?! seriously people nowadays are really messed up..
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "KickerStudio
- New Examples of Ghost Fingers" freaky, this
has to be one of those 'gimmick' ideas, why on earth would you want
to be able to see through a device with an LCD, why not just move the
LCD and see whats behind it. i must be missing something. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TechCrunch
- All I'm Saying Is, MobileAge May Want to Make a New iPhone Icon"
rofl! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "GamePro
- Resident Evil 5 Preview" you know i think
the evolution of video game franchaises has ruined Resident Evil * for
me, the first ResEvil game was amazing, tight, claustrophobic, simple
yet elegant, it reminded me alot of the early Alone in the Dark games
(Which were also amazing). But this new 'outdoors' survival ResEvil
games kinda changes the 'terror aspects' of the game which made it so
good (Atleast to me). i dunno maybe im just not a fan of modern ResEvil
style games anymore
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| "StraightDope
- Is There Really Such a Thing as 'Black Ice'"
*cough* africanized ice.. *cough*
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| "FilmDrunk
- Delgo Has Worst Opening Ever" rofl, i simply
do not know what to say i've never even heard of this movie, and after
watching the trialer, i kinda wish i never saw the trailer either.
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| "NYDailyNews
- Hubbles Most Amazing Images From 2008" all
i can say is 'wow' space is so beautiful when its been airbrushed. Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Gizmodo
- Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People"
rofl maybe these people shouldnt be using a foot massager on their necks.
Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Mainichi.jp
- Man Thrown Into Air at Retirement Party Dies After Colleagues Fail
to Catch Him" HAPPY RETIREMENT! Ooops.....
i sense a lawsuit. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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god, another christmas... this is gonna be a day of family overload.
i only hope i can manage to survive it. .cre
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| "Blog.Wired
- First-Ever Photo of Liquid on Extraterrestrial World"
OoOooO NASA should dip a sensor into this methane pond and see if there
are any little swimmy things in it.. ALIENS!
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| "TheSuperficial
- Michael Jackson: 'Know Who Never Gets Accused of Touching Kids? Zorro.'"
rofl!
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| "TeleGraph.co.uk
- Spider as Big as a Plate Among Scores of New Species Found in Greater
Mekong" this is pretty cool, although im no
sure if that is a 'rat' in the picture, looks more like a squirrel to
me, i thought all rats had hairless tails (i could be wrong). but seriously
big spiders.... they need to stay over there.. no importing them into
canada as pets.
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| "SMH.com.au
- Web or Sex? Half of Women Would Rather Go Online"
i think this survey looks more at the amount of stuff, and the amount
of time one can spend on the internet. Really sex may only last an hour
or two (unless im on a roll) and would likely only happen during sleepytime
hours. Whereas you can smurf the internet all day at work, or all night
at home. clearly the internet is going to win with women. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "YouTube
- PiccoZ Helicopter Destroyed by Cat" i can
see this being the end of alot of those little RC Helicopters this christmas. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Liveleak
- I Don't Like it When You Touch My Breasts"
what in the funk?! this is some freaky robot shizz right here. Sent in by: Doom^
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| Oh
Shiz. Christmas eve.. no more procrastinating for me.. time to get some
shopping done. .cre
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| "Vimeo
- World War 3D Animation" rofl, watch this
till the end, hilarious.
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| "LiveLeak
- Archer Fish Shoots Water at Prey" this is
one badass fish, its like fierce aim too; i wonder if these fish will
eventually replace the SuperSoaker..
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| "RottenTomatoes
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine" omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
cant wait till may 1st. holding breath... starting to pass out...
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| "LeHighValleyLive
- Holland Township Family Angry That Supermarket Won't Personalize Cake
For Their Son" jesus fuck these people are
messed up, these kids will be getting their asses kicked non-stop once
they get into school. Seriously, parents should not enforce their political/religious
beliefs on their kids by giving them stupid names. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "ComputerWorld
- Lenovo to Release ThinkPad Laptop With 2 LCD Screens"
i dont get it, sure the specifications look badass, but 2 screens...
how useful is that, especially when they both face the same way... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "LiveLeak
- Frog Stalks and Eats Bird" heh poor bird
never saw it coming Sent in by: Sain
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| "NewsDay
- Lead Worries Spur Calls to Close Yaphank Shooting Range"
just wait until someone tests the water near those military bases that
use depleted uranium shells for ammunition.
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| "eFluxMedia
- Fewer Teens Smoke Marijuana, Many Abuse Painkillers"
so much for that 'war on drugs' the us had like 10 years ago, it looks
like it may have made the 'safer' illicit drugs too difficult for some
kids to get their hands on, and now they've switched over to the harder
prescription based drugs.
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| "1Up
- CNNMoney Calls PS3 'A Sinking Ship'" lols
Sony Fails! i only hope that they cut the prices so much that all the
existing PS3 owners get as pissed at Sony as i am, completely alienating
their consumer market.
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| "Bloomberg
- Fed Refuses To Disclose the Recipients of $2 Trillion"
hrmm something is going on here, i dont know who else actually reads
between the lines on these financial bail out press releases but who
really knows where this money is going?
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| "YouTube
- DragonBall 2009 Trailer" oh man, this looks
awful. Sent in by: Witz
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| "ScienceDaily
- Discovery of Warm Plasma Cloak Surrounding Earth, New Region of Magnetosphere"
i'm not sure exactly what this means for us as humans, but it sounds
pretty cool. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Iranian To Be Blinded With Acid For Doing Same To Woman"
now this is justice i can appreciate, Eye for an Eye, many may think
that Iran is a completely back-water country, the fact that they still
have the freedom in their government to do this. We'd never see this
sort of thing in Canada, we have cruelty laws that prevent it. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TCPalm
- Virgin Mary in Fort Pierce Woman's Brain Scan, Next Stop eBay"
oh come on, this doesnt look like the virgin mary.... who's gonna pay
money for this...
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| "Time
- The Best Inventions of 2008" with the year
drawing to a close, i'm sure we'll be seeing alot more of these lists.
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| "Bloody-Disgusting
- 'The Unborn' Features Greatest Ass In the World?"
heh, i dunno if i'd say its the 'greatest ass in the world' but it is
impressive.
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| "Time
- Teen's Latest Self-Injury Fad: Self-Embedding"
as if cutters were not bad enough, now those damn emo kids will now
be shoving stuff under their skin. gross people. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Stupid
- 2009 Dog Poop Calendar" just incase anyone
needed a 'Dog Poop Calendar' for 2009. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "YouTube
- AHORIX Movie Trial Japanese Version" looks
like the japanese market is not immune to silly parodies.. this does
look moderately funny though. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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